Is it true gyms in America have pizza and candy?

Right in my britbong feels

>gyms in America give pizza and candy to their patrons

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You might not like it, but this is what peak capitalism looks like

I legitimately despise planet fitness never had a major gym chain so perfectly honed in on such a large vulnerable demographic. Fat people who are ashamed enough to go to the gym but not ashamed enough to actually try. I live in a nice white suburb and it's a fucking soccer mom and fatguy magnet. It's just god-damned shameful.

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DONUT DAY!!!!

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how do you describe girls who are into pizza, sloths, being lazy, like harry potter, etc.?
i see them everywhere, and they're not the 'buy me pizza and slap my butt' types from my experience.

Can't you just eat $10 worth of pizza and then your membership is just paying for itself?

just planet fitness, but they're not an actual gym. They're more of a money-funneling scheme of getting people to come in for New Years Resolutions, getting them to sign year-long contracts with no-refunds, and then taking their money for free because 90% stop going after the first few weeks. And of the few who do go, they discourage anything that could incentivize fat people to take care of themselves while also providing them with constant pizza and bagels, in order to ensure that they remain fat and dissatisfied so that they keep coming back to PF over and over.

I also hate that it pushes out legitimate gyms by undercutting them severely. And while Planet Fatness is the most egregious example, it's a problem with all modern commercial gyms, period. They're all about catering to soccer moms and fatbodies with the "no judgements!" bullshit and actively discouraging people who are actually Jow Forums from participating.

Don't forget about bagel Tuesday!

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>but they're not an actual gym. They're more of a money-funneling scheme of getting people to come in for New Years Resolutions, getting them to sign year-long contracts with no-refunds, and then taking their money for free because 90% stop going after the first few weeks.

That's how most gyms make their money user.
You think retarded highschool aged kids and adults who should know better doing DA BEEG LEEFTS put any money in their pockets?
Why do you think "legitimate gyms" go under?
Because those guys don't go to gyms for very long because they either buy their own equipment or they snap their shit up Usually the latter. And that's if they simply don't stop going.

This is true but I've never seen another gym that offers their customers junk food almost every day in order to keep them fat.

My point is that back in the day, gyms used to have a healthy mix of the more "hardcore gym rats" as well as the plebs. But because places like PF have broken down the marketing to a science to maximize and siphon off all the scrubs, this leaves serious gyms - and serious lifters - up shits creek without a paddle.

Yeah you'd be dirty bulking your whole life

You sure they ain't bagels?
>the second tuesday of the month is bagel morning

What kind of nasty asshole would want to eat food while using a machine that hundreds if not thousands of people have been sweating on? There is no way in hell that everybody is carefully wiping down those handles after their sets. Disgusting.

>take a box of donuts
>go to a party and claim that you bought for people to snack on
>alternativaly go to the junkies and enjoy some free weed

That's why you never go to planet fitness. They want people to stay fat because they're Jews.

user, those real serious hardcore gyms tended to operate at a loss.
The other gyms, the gyms like PF? They've been around since the fucking 80s.
You're nostalgic for a time that never was.

They offer stuff like that in most gyms. They just don't have a big ass buffet of trash food, they have "smart" and "healthy" "diet" trash food loaded up with sugars and the like. But it was okay because it tended to taste like warmed over shit with a fist full of sugar sprinkled on top so that meant it was good for them.

And boob jobs, hymen restoration and even spa breaks for new mums

>hymen restorations
Please tell me it's only if it's gone due to a rape or a medical procedure.

GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG, COME ON!

But those are bagels, user. It even says "bagel day" on the poster.

The hymen is a meme organ made up by devout Christians to deter THOT behavior. I'm all for deterring THOTs but making up organs about it isn't okay.

It's genius. Keep your members fat and they'll keep renewing their membership because they'll never achieve their goals.

I don't get it. Once you reach your goals anyway if you don't keep working out you'll just lose all your gains.

Pizza is probably healthier than those oversized bulking supplements most gyms in Europe sell. Whey protein powder and sugar is not better than meat and bread.

Ofcourse, you shouldn't be having either if you are cutting.

No, it isn't. You have been hit with Jewish propaganda. It doesn't matter that the hymen is not exactly as some people picture it, like the skin of a drum, but it is pretty fucking clearly still there.

Millennial thots

If anything the hymen itself sounds like Jewish propaganda.

Simultaneously save a few fatties half a thousand calories. This is a good action.

>hymen restoration

Please tell me the NHS doesn't actually pay for this.

A basic thot

maybe she's bulking. she needs it.

My gym sells sugary drinks alongside "energy" bars.

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Imagine how greasy the equipment is

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>Short dark hair
>kittykat tshirt
would smash

She looks familiar for some reason, like an actress.

Need your help bros. I moved to a new state and my apartment complex has a good gym. I need to cancel the fuck out of my Planet Fitness membership and I’m sure they’re going to try to screw me one last time. How do I get that shit waived?

they do not offer food in normal gyms, mutt

quest bars, the god-tier, are hidden at the bottom.

They're expensive though.

DELET

Planet fitness isn't a gym, that's their advertising motto. So no, American "gyms" don't have pizza and candy

Quest bars are my FUCKING kryptonite.

Those and the Costco knockoffs, which come out to about $1 per bar.

I can tell you are a faggot who doesn't go to the gym
I go to planet fitness and it's nothing like that you fucking mong.
Kys you worthless subhuman shitstain

1992 is when planet fitness started

Good. You don't belong in a public gym anyway. Your autism will always be a problem for you and the people around you

He just takes the anabolic window very seriously.

Imagine how greasy you are.

Based bulking gym

something must be wrong with my laptop's monitor colors.... hmmmm.....

>questnutrition.com/collections/protein-bars

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BUTT BLASTED PLANET FITNESS MEMBER

Not buttblasted but a planet fitness member. From you use of all caps, you seem to be the butt blasted one.
Clean your autism up mister

I go to 02 Fitness. Filled with oldies in the mornings, normies in the afternoons and a mix of everything including real gym rats at night.

I don't get it. What's the joke?

Black people personified.
Gluttony, sloth, just missing wrath and greed

Not the same guy, but B O I did you get BUTTBLASTED LMAO

How do you bloat without 'za?

GOMAD

Planet fitness is not a gym

Planet fitness does indeed have pizza and shit every other friday or something, but planet fitness is a joke...they have no free weights

kek

Mediocrity has never tasted this delicious