Mirin

>ambulate to local human feeding establishment
>enter moderately attractive possibly female bipedal humanoid's field of vision
>she doesn't look away

I have arrived

>give miney to cashier having 2 x chromosomes
>cashier makes eye contact
>i look away after 2 seconds instead of my usual 1 second

Made it bros

kek

I got mired by a cougar saying oh what cologne do you wear you smell great? and she kept touching my back, I responded I don't I wear deodorant.
I was pissed I'm not getting young hotties miring me yet but I'm only on week 11 of a very successful campaign

first mire by my hot friend

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She wasn't mirin you, she was trying to figure out how severely you have down syndrome.

Girl called me the hulk today, not sure if it's due to size or ugliness

Pics of her feminine penis?

>walk into japanese restaurant
>order beef teriyaki
>chef gives me extra mirin

It was the stupidity.

nice

I laff

>head to the store to buy a gallon of pepsi
>suddenly I get a heart attack, its not that im fat it just runs in the family
>cashier calls me 911
>ambulance qt3,14 looks at me and mires my tight fitting XL black tee

thats when I knew

I haven't

>mom tells me my shoulders and back got "swole"
>coworker that lifts tells me Im gettin buff
Slowly but surely

>decide to try and be a normal
>download social media apps upload a few pictures and add people
>start getting requests from people I went to high school with and some I dont know
>didn't lift in high school so I'm getting lots of messages like "wow user you've bulked up"
>girls I haven't seen for a while saying we should hang out and get drinks and stuff
>feels good man
I can see how these things turn some people into narcissists it feels nice when dozens of people are giving you compliments

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THIS IS NOW A LEBANESE THREAD

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KOLONA LEL WATAN
LEL 3OLA LEL 3ALAM
NFOKHOO

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THIS IS NOW THE ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF ISRAEL THREAD

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i think she patronising you

SAIFUNA WAL QALAM

NOOOOO

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i thought i was the only lebfag here

There are literally dozens of us

On Jow Forums sure, just didn't think here on Jow Forums. People in my area only do bro splits and don't know what push pull legs is and no one deadlifts, sorta made me make assumptions

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just a few hours ago
>first day back to college
>walking back from the gym with huge pump
>walking towards girl on sidewalk while I'm on my phone
>as we pass I look up and she's looking right into my eyes with a smile I can only compare to that smug smile girls make sometimes right before they get on their knees and suck your dong
I realized she was literally waiting on me to look up to smile at me. still kicking my self That I didn't stop and ask for her snap

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>tfw mired by coworkers and my bodybuilding friend said I have a leaner and firmer body
it feels good mang

max hotness doesn't mean much when you're uggo

>enter gymnasium
>lift a weight by squatting milf
>she avoids looking at me because she is clearly intimidated by my gains and handsomeness
made it boys

>shitting in restroom
>guy walks in and stares at me through the crack in the stall
made it bros

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>get on the train
>immediately here a thot say "see like that guy, I don't like when they're that buff"

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based

This one is from today

>go to barber shop
>ask to get head shaved
>get hair trimmed
>then shaved
>then a complimentary scalp massage
>then he washes my head
>then he puts cream on my head
>going way above and beyond what I requested and paid for
>throughout the whole ordear he keeps resting his hands on my shoulders, back, and traps, etc

made it boyos

>I have arrived
Based and redpilled

KEK

>paying to get your hair cut

when are women not patronizing?

Based and red pilled

>hurt back
>go to rehab
>only chicks and 1 gay guy work there
>2nd time there
>gay guy opens door
>"they cant decide who's gonna work with you today, i think they like touching you.." and under his breath "and who can blame them?"
>they can't decide so the gay guy works with me for the whole session while the girls sit there giggling and he adjusts his crotch every few minutes while sighing and singing along to adam lambert

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>go to the gym
>girl looks in my general direction

smell ya later virgins

Did you fuck him?

Getting mired by all the qts at new job
>tfw when 60lbs thinner

>every woman at work wants to know how I got the weight off
>Cleaning lady feels the need to tell me she broke up with her bf
>same cleaning lady asks me how I got dirty, only area that is dirty is my crotch.
>female security guards now giggle when we talk.

I've dropped my bf by 10, 15 % since the start. This shit is just weird. Does everyone fit go through this, or did I just have a good face under the fat?

How long after starting lifting as a dyel does it take to get a mire?

almost 6 years of calisthenics and lurking Jow Forums
going home on a train from a training session at a playground
some skinny Chad 10 years younger than me kissed his 10/10 Stacy and than looked at me as if I were a disgusting subhuman pile of shit
>28 and still a virgin
I think I'm making it but towards the opposite side lol

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>films a young couple on a train without their permission
>get's caught

Why oh why could they possibly think negatively about you?

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>public display of affection
>somebody films it to snitch on them
I did nothing wrong lol

Legally, sure. It's still a fucking creep move and anyone would look at you in disgust. I can smell the cheetos on your tshirt just from the way you type.

It's probably because you're a mega sperg

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She's hitting on you

>working at a Lebanese food establishment
>in walks a fat 5'6'' nerdy white guy wearing a tapout shirt two sizes too small
>look at him and quickly look away to avoid eye contact
>continue doing my job
>laugh at him with my coworkers once he leaves

>snitch
what? on who? To who? For what? Are you in primary school?

Hello fellow lebfags. PPL /masterrace/ here . Why is whey so fucking expensive in this country ?

How do i get to play with these huge lebanese milkers?

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>go to bar to see my bud
>he's a dancer and taught me some moves
>we dance kinda silly, but nicely and somewhat in sync
>lot of peep from other, but not bad peep
>it's getting hot, so i drop my hoodie and only have a tanktop
>dance power through the roof thanks to the rum
>suddently a gal come next to me, say her friend find me hot
and now to everyone surprise
>stiffen out, look at her and she's giving me that "fuck me" look
>i just flex and run away

never gonna get better

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yes

more like
>european walks in
>jump on his dick
>free visa to Europe

>2000+18
>buying whey
shiggy diggy doo
nte7er, food is cheaper, especially here you cant tell what the fuck is being put into the tubs and other shit jej

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angus?

>Working out at with dumbells
>7/10 cutie who is clearly new keeps looking over at me in the mirror
>next time she looks over I look up and make eye contact in the mirror
>she looks horrified like shes been caught
>smile at her and she blushes
>mfw she was clearly inches taller than me and still mirin

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>talk to girl once for 30 seconds
>adds me on FB a week later

Post body and face and let me be the judge

YA LIBNANNNNNNN

keefkoun ya shabeb

Based and redpilled we should workout together hbb

flexing my chest ana 3am bekol fahita as we speak kifak hbb

mnee7 alhamduillah, bas biddi argileh rn

>2k18
>not chainsmoking instead of lower class argile
shigshog hbb

You should see how much is in Jordan

I focus on chicken and eggs here in leb. I'm really poor so it's the best for me. Chicken, eggs, milk, potatoes are really all you need to develop yourself. Enough carbs fat and protein to get you through the day.

based and redpilled

>finally reach lmao1pl8 deadlifts
See you around, losers.

>sitting in car with glasses on
>underaged teen qt walking to her car behind mine passes driver door
>stared the entire time she got off the sidewalk to her car door
almost thought the bitch was gonna hop in my car by how hard she was mirin

this fucking thread

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>probably shy
great post

top kek

This is reaching dangerous levels of autism, seek help

I was at my grandmothers today with my brother and grandma said "You really have become a strong, handsome man user!"
Thanks for that, grandma. And for the borderline inedible cake you always make, I love you

>Triple sunglass emoji
Bang her

>doing something the majority of people do

Great. Lebanese girls are hot as fuck

>tfw no Lebanese gf

based

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excuse me

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>went to the donut shop today
>female cashier was a qt
>ask for 1 donut
>she put 2 in the bag and only charged for 1
Feels good brehs

>female coworkers complimented my ass
>i noticed some staring and lip biting

what do next? im not prepared

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>be 14
>go ice skating
>girl at counter always gives me extra skittles

go to HR and report them for sexual harassment

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Please tell me you found that on the internet, and you didn't actually record that. I'm laughing my tail off rn and feeling bad for you. Also thinking how that guy looks like me but I think i'm better looking.

Lol this happened to me, then she straight up confessed to liking me. Wasn't very attractive though