Fit Humor

Post 'em.

Does anyone have the screenshots of the guy on tinder being an asshole and talking about his ankle monitor and the girls were still okay with it?

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No gf

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Can somebody post the thread about the freak roommate who doesn't know his own strength but means no harm?

Need both of these.

Here

Wanna try again lad?

Your 1 rep max

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My one rep max

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lol this is funny because it means that OP lifts very light weights so everyone laughs about how much he lifts lmao

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Someone post them.

When someone says
>you're a big guy
and you respond
>for you
What does that mean? Does it mean
>a) From their point of view, you appear to be a big guy; you're big in their eyes
>or b) You have become a big guy because of them; you've been lifting for them

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No problem.

it means I'm CIA

Does it hurt if you take your hat off?

...

OC

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XD

Cringe.

I can almost see your pathetic skellington frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little "one rep max" up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a useless skellington you need help typing so as not to break your fingers, so you just choose the joke. Oh, and we all know the joke. The “epic” one rep max, isn’t it? I imagine you, you little shit, laughing so hard as you click it that you knock your Monster can over, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a frail fucking manlet, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a half-grown man who spends all his time on Jow Forums posting about a fucking one rep max. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a bodybuilder or a powerlifter or at least play a sport, and then you became a DYEL. A pathetic one-rep DYEL. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “IF I WANTED A JOKE”. You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little manlet laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.

hey autismbro
it's supposed to be A
but it didn't have a place in the movie at all and felt like a lame attempt at humor so it became a meme

*snap*

My favorite shit is to banepost to pajeet scammers

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For the big guys who haven't understood it in 6 years, he meant it'll be painful for CIA
"It'll be painful...4u"

where can I find the source of this pasta

Rippetoe is such a fucking moron
>harder to kill
He just wants to play on the emotions of the average white American male who gets played by the ultrarich in endless pyramid schemes and literally trusts nobody else because of modern social isolation and will grasp at any easy answer presented by another guy from his own demographic.

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you get a kick out of posting clips of people online to share them with your friends so they give you some attention? people like you are fucking pathetic with your stupid snapchat captions and filters thinking you're funny
>LOL girls check what happened at the restaurant yesterday OMGGG

>I stay asleep
I will never not laugh at this

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i still kek at the rear suspension part

I wish I didn’t watch that

Who hurt you bro?

lmao

This whole scene was so screamingly bad I don’t know how they were fine with it. They should have actually thrown Gillen out of a plane

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yikes and bluepilled

Wadda hecc is this?

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good shit

The way it was cut together (YOU'RE A BIG GUY *jerky cut, slight pause* 4U) makes me think it went smoothly enough while actually filming, and an absolute clusterfuck occurred during editing.

If you think this is scary you should h

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I thot it was B

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That should be the slogan of the internet.

what is this? could someone explain this? or send a link to the full video

>he thinks this is funny
>doesn't he know everyone does this?

What is it about baneposting that never gets old?

Maybe the guy really wants the stretch. Or hes just enjoying a goof. Homegyms seem to be the only way in the social media age.

Someone should write a book on that scene.

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xDDD

Hello you must be new here from reddit, welcome to our Jow Forums meme society.

Here we accept memes of all shapes and sizes, (we are all funny in our own way bro xDxDxD)

And yeah, basically, enjoy your stay.
Xd

Long live baneposting. I listen to a podcast called War College. A serious podcast that has authors, journalists and academics on to talk about war related stuff. Anyways they had some dork on recently talking seriously about meme magic and baneposting. What a time to be alive.

The President Baneposted during his inauguration, what more proof could you need?

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Poughkeepsie Tapes, a breddy decent found footage horror movie.

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This is a better program than SS imop

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>bloatmaxxing his core by bulking with pastries
>has his own TV show with his 3 bros
>has a wife and kid
>earnestly represents no bulli organization and is a major advocate for the ideals of no bulli
how do you achieve gattomode?

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fuck you gay faggot

What a beautiful mind.

Fun fact that guy is the world champion in weightlifting

>Guy Biggs
I have to use this more often

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Test

anyone has the:

>patient shows a fixation with numbers
>refers to this as"making it"
>diagnosis severe autism

Why are xis/xer tits squeezing while doing OHP?

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MAY RICH PIANA BLESS YOUR LIFTS BROTHER I HAVE BEEN SEACHING FOR THIS ONE

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Have one more on the house

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"sporting goods"

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I dunno, probably have to be born with it. He seems like a genuinely decent and unfazed dude.

A true oldie.

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he must've loved bloodsport with jean claude van damme

from a movie called the poughkeepsie tapes

Found some original beta comics.

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why do people do curls with bars? actual answers plz im /new/

kek

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like why not just do it with dumbbells?

this webm gave me autism

...

cuz some people find it more convenient or comfortable to use a bar, I use the curled bar myself seems to hit my biceps better than with DBs for some reason

>bad
?

standard meme response
fuck off retard

BASED

>Homegyms seem to be the only way in the social media age
This. I'll be god damned if I'm going to let some dyel freak get a clip of me doing sets of shakers or swingers and post it online.

Well for one you can lift more.

>binch

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