You're in the club and this guy slaps your girlfriends Jow Forums ass

If you knew about ninjitsu you wouldn't be asking such stupid questions

Dude looks like he's got an S class power level. How could I compare with that?

* I teleport behind him *
He teleports behind me in response
Holds Katanna to back of my neck,
"you think that trick would work on me, I INVENTED IT"

>Heh, you look tough. Shame me and my crew were here today.
>*Look behind me*
>*The whole swole patrol is unconscious on the floor*
>N...nani!?

>M-MASAKA!

suck his dick?

>hehe
>nice of you to join us at the hand-held weapon club Spencer... however
>*teleports 360 degrees*
>*peeEEEEEkkkkewwwwww*
>RASENGAN!

>...

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>heh, nice try son. You almost made me use 10% of my power.

apologise and offer to join him on his quest

You challenge me?

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Based Will Keith

The true Black Swordsman

>your
*you're
at least get it right

your getting a little worked up over nothing over their are'nt you?

>Captain Newell unleashes his bankai

Hello dumbfriend

you are in the club and .. he slaps your (as in ownership) ass. getting it right son, sort yourself out

bascuse me

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Chuckle, as an honorable warrior I then ask if he has any last requests before his demise. He draws his blade and asks me to draw mine. I chuckle again and say "I have no need for weapons" and get into my fighting stance. "My master has trained me well in the art of Spinjitzu".

youtube.com/watch?v=xPfQHX72_UI

i probably push him down

>i'd cower and stutter to him "b-bro, how d-did you get that sword p-p-past security??"

>gets stabbed

Hug him. He can't do shit with that sword if I'm too close to him.

This man obviously is a respecter of women. He would never touch a woman without their consent, his Japanese code of chivalry forbids it.

Gomenesai?

Honestly i think claymores look better and like scienfitually are just better swords then any katana

Wrong

>He doesn't train in the way of the sword between reps
Never gonna make it

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NANI the fuck?! Back the hell up dude???

Salute my brother.

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nah there is so much proof that claymores are the superior melee weapon and are more Jow Forums then any skinny beta jap sword

>Mfw it was just a hologram of my girlfriends ass, and I teleport behind him whilst unsheathing my katana as his hand passes through the hologram and he falls forward

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Let’s see the proof then

if that guy slaps my girlfriend(male) anywhere hes getting knocked out and his sword is getting bent while he is out cold

Be honored that I got to have a relationship with a woman who was worthy enough to be desired by a god.

It would be a pretty big ego boost for me

>get completely naked
>slather myself with the butter I keep in my pocket so I slip from his grasp
>put on my roller blades for max speed boost
>put on my wolverine claws
>start howling and snarling
>do some meth
>roller blade home

> I spank his ass after I trip him and steal his sword for shits and giggles

>"...you know where you belong"

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Bro what? We signed the Steeldeal pact, this is my turf and you know it.

Kek, story of my life

>Lets go back to that instant replay Ken
>If you look at the Ultra Slow Motion cam (sponsored by Tabasco) you're gonna see that the hand never made contact
>Oh brother that is a hover hand if I've ever seen it
>How embarassing, tried to get a grip but then had to pull out at the last second
>Right you are Ken

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It's all right, I didn't need those sides

NOT NOW

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