Planet fitness

>planet fitness
>gold's gym
>LA Fitness
>etc
What are Jow Forums's favorite gym franchises and where is the best franchise to find cougars/MILFs?

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I dont go to a gym. She looked better thick.

>She looked better thick.
meh

Is that Mia?

Go to PF. Not my favorite gym but its within walking distance and only like $10 a month so whateves. I'd I go in anytime between 3-5pm the lunk alarm goes off as soon as I approach.

>knowing the names of pornstars
>making it
choose one

>the lunk alarm goes off as soon as I approach.

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i go to la shitness

Its ok, has a ton of equipment, but sometimes i wish i were in an old school kind of gym. everything in la shitness is really nice and new.

from my experience, you'll find a good amount of serious lifters and milfs in la shitness

Shes more famous for getting terrorist threats for taking dick in a head scarf than actually taking dick in the first place. Chill the autism, lad

The YMCA. There's plenty of locations in my area all with enough equipment but can get really busy at certain times. There are also some cougars around but never sure how to approach them.

Does she even do porn anymore?

right is hotter but left looks like a comfy gf, i wouldnt mind slamming both tbqhwys

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misusing the word thick here

>Started at University gym.
>Went to YMCA after I graduated
>Now at planet shitness

I liked the YMCA. Good amount of equipment and a pool. I had to cancel because it was like 30 minutes away and the drive always made it hard to feel like going. Planet fitness is just down the street. I hate it though.

There are hot girls but way more retards and old people though.

She does youtube videos and I think she has a snapchat too
She figured out the business

No.
t. /sp/ lurker during nhl playoffs who had to deal with Mia posting for two months

I dont think so. Ever since the threats shes been working as a sports journalist IIRC, and shes also a well known fly out girl now that gets her DMs blown up by rappers and oil barons so there really isn't a need to fuck on camera at this point unless she wants to do it for fun.

I swear there is a bunch of fat whales that post calling fat girls thick to reprogram us to thinking all fat girls are thick

i go to a franchised golds gym that was pretty much built for the residential area I live in. A lot of middle aged people just keeping up, and a few young people giving it a serious go, as well as some of the old head body builders full of sagely advice.

Find a local family run gym. Lots of friendly boomers and mom's. Only saw one roided out asshole.

That and she's got a wealthy husband

>marrying a public whore
>good ideas
Pick one

[spoiler]She was married when she did the porn[/spoiler]

PF would have the most women but the pricey gyms would have the sugar mamas sick of their husbands

Quick Google search says they separated in 2014, which is when she started porn, and divorced in 2016.

Getting robbed by membership fees at Golds but it's the closest one to me.
I might give UFC gym a go if it's cheaper and be able to spar with the members.

That's still technically married. I don't know, I read it in some interview she did

I go to YMCA now, it varies wildly. I go about an hour and a half before closing, which is comfy because it’s nearly empty and the few people that are there are quiet and no bullshit. If you go any other time there will be asians walking around inspecting machines, nog kids coming from the bball court fucking with the machines, and you will have to wait to use any dumbbells.


I’ll be moving soon and it looks like my only option will be LA fitness, how good/bad is it?

Not that poster but I definitely knew who she was because she lived near me (might still). I talked to her casually at the DMV once too.

I called her thick. I live at 10% body fat.

no. I go to a local powerlifting/strongman gym or one of the good gyms on base.

LASSI MOMMY

I go to planet fatass. With my dad

just into dudes, huh? that's cool brother!

I go to golds gym. A LOt of girls here. Almost all of them are 7s and above

I swear the ufc gyms near me are all $100+ a month

I genuinely fucked her in high school when she was fat. Nobody ever believes me tho.

Where my Montgomery county bros at?

Why does every rich/attractive older woman have a bf have her age now?

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>>knowing the names of pornstars
>>making it

He never said anything about porn, you did. Guess you know your porn stars.

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Let’s hear the stories m8s

I believe it. I lived in Gaithersburg at the time when I met her. The girl that I'm seeing now went to the same high school as her and you I guess (North West?) and she has told me stories. This chick did porn too and is a stripper... maybe it's something in the water at your high school? lol

She kept her tiddies

Good on her

*Worth noting that she didn't go at the same time, just knows people who did know her and the "stories" aren't anything crazy.

That’s not what terrorism is sweetie

Montgomery village represent
>tfw only white person in lake forest mall

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guy looks like my dad in college, he also somehow scored my mom who was 100x out of his league

probably helped that he was a doctor, but eh

Based. It wasn’t like that back in the day. Sad how it has fallen.

I fingered her in my car outside some shitty basement party in Bethesda when she was fat and I was drunk off three beers because I was 6’1 140lbs and 16.

Tried to smash her with a floppy and gave up after 2 mins.

That’s my story hope you enjoyed it.

I go to youfit, it’s planet fitness with squat racks and is full of out shape boomers, retirees, and loud annoying Haitians.

she was famous for her shitty fakes until she had them redone.

Why didnt you persist? Was she your first? At 16 if it was my first I'd be all over anything with a hole no matter how drunk I would be.
>tfw nearing boomerhood

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>Pornstar
>Doesnt do anal
Its like you hate science

As a confirmed chubby fetishist I can tell you you are objectively wrong.

Source on the pic?

E Q U I N O X

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how do you know who that is retard?

Yeah man. I get into a room with alan thrall and brian shaw and we just jerk each other off while lifting fucking atlas stones.

she literally was fine before all the plastic surgery

24hr fitness because insomnia, kinda old-schooley lifting equipment, swimming pool

Was that when she got her tit deflated by a hockey puck?

LA fitness sucks imo. Might just be the one near where I lived (San diego) but the whole vibe is just people trying to get laid. Gym thots and wannabe chads everywhere. The last time I went, a few guys who turned out to be regulars thinking they were "in" with the staff tried to intimidate/out-alpha me instead of focusing on their own shit
>inb4 beta

Yeah

>The last time I went, a few guys who turned out to be regulars thinking they were "in" with the staff tried to intimidate/out-alpha me instead of focusing on their own shit
What happened?

Are you rich?

please post mia hockey puck memes

They mainly just stared at me, mad doggin and and throwing "looks". Because of sports it's been a long time since that shit fazed me.
Though on a few lifts, especially curls, they would be sure to do fewer reps with more weight (we're talking 2-3 50lb dumbbell curls) while grunting loudly and tossing "looks" my way

>fewer reps with more weight
Right after I finished my sets

>she

wew, I'm lucky that everyone at my gym is super relaxed. I'm just a beginner and I was worried about stuff like that.
I guess they are just very insecure more than anything.

> being an aspie without basic popular culture knowledge
> getting a gf

pick one

and Im a retard

probably. don't let this board confuse you, most people at most gyms are cool

I was going to Platinum Fitness in Tucson, which used to be a Gold's Gym, but the place was packed full of unemployed morons 24/7 who went there to make fun of people and gossip. Think sunglasses, black wifebeaters, and backwards baseball caps indoors at 2 am and that's pretty much what the crowd was.

Knowing all the stupid bullshit Mia has done the past few years just makes my dick even harder and I don't know why.

Go away you autist.

This sounds very autistic.

I hate LA Fitness but the only thing that makes it tolerable are all the gym thots and milfs that I see.

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Interesting, thanks.... I think that might just be representative of southern california, not to say LA Fitness is great. Either way it has the best hours of where I’m moving to so definitely choosing there