Ageing is the ultimate gains goblin. How do we fix it?

Ageing is the ultimate gains goblin. How do we fix it?

And why aren't billionaires like pic related funding anti-ageing tech? They have the funds to do so, but they aren't spending. Their bodies are going to shit.

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This guy is worth $38 billion, but it's all worthless because he is a decaying, rotting abomination.

WHY ISN'T HE FUNDING THIS?

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Do you want to end up like this freak?

No amount of time spent in the gym can save us from this fate.

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Either we end ageing, or we become this. We have no choice.

Jow Forums, I'm begging you, spread the word on anti-ageing tech. It's our only hope.

www.sens.org provides comprehensive info. We need top billionaires funding this ASAP.

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How the fuck could you possibly be older than 12 and still want to live?

i normally love looking at pictures of people aging horribly and this guy does look horrible but he's 85. i'll give him a pass.. THIS TIME

That hair is going to haunt my nightmares

>Netanyahu hugging some billionaire in the background
I'm sorry I shouldn't Jow Forums out here but I couldn't help it

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How long had he been dead when that photo was taken?

>live longer
>still dies
>still live the same life as before

why would i want that?

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"anti ageing" is completely unrealistic... If you could halt or slow ageing, people would also live a fuck ton longer. You're a couple centuries early.

why doesn't he get hair transplants?

>If you could halt or slow ageing, people would also live a fuck ton longer.
No shit?

Shut up you faggot. You can't beat father time

Because he can still fuck as many bitches as he wants. The game is about money.

Kek

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Aging and death are what make life meaningful. They force you to work hard today, to achieve what you want to achieve now. Time is not supposed to be limitless.

They've already figured out anti aging, that's all make up. They'll probably start faking their deaths so the plebs don't catch on.

Because he has no hair on the sides to donate. He probably already donated most of it which is why his top actually has more hair. The real question is why do old rich people still dye their hair? Who do they think they're fooling? See also: Steven Seagal

He who controls the spice.

>we need billionaires to figure out anti aging because I'm scared of something that happens to everyone
>what do you mean they'd just find out the secrets and keep it to themselves
>they'd never do that
>what do you mean I dont even lift

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Because the elites are either Jewish or Christian.
Their holy books tell them there's an afterlife. Right now doesn't matter.

In 20-30 years when the tech fags get old and realize death as an inevitability, you'll see new advances.

So glad i shave my head. Holy shit

>implying they'd share it with a pleb like you anyway

I am in favor of life extension and immortality, but just how many billionaires do you think are in this thread.

Even Elon mostly just posts ‘elf slave wat do’ threads on /tg/ between bans.

Depression is cool xd
Fucking Zoomers

Jewish? Afterlife? Its not like people go to heaven in the bible except in visions except for a couple of saints with magic powers. I honestly dont know where the afterlife on another plane of existance came from.

Kys