I started wearing these to get over 6'1 and people treat me way better

I started wearing these to get over 6'1 and people treat me way better

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sad

Yeah but when you get found out (and you eventually will), that is one of the most pathetically embarrassing moments a man can have

What do you do in summer lol
inb4 stay at home

Is that really healthy for your foot though?
I swear people are way too concerned with their health

>cmon user, take your boots off, lets go into my room and maybe hang out a bit
>A...user? what are you doing in my room with your boots still on? Cmon, take them off an give me a kiss
>Haha user stop playing around and squatting down, stand up straight and give me a kiss
>user why are you standing on your toes...oh...oh my god user, you wore LIFTS? Hahaha
>Wow, how pathetic. I would have given you a chance if you just owned up to your height. But wearing boots that make you taller? Ugh, user, I can't even. Just go, and yes, I WILL tell all my girlfriends about this. For the record user, girls find insecurity VERY unattractive.
>Ew user whats that running down your legs? ARE YOU PEEING YOURSELF? What is wrong with you!?
>Ugh, I guess I have an extra pair of pants you can borrow, let me go to my little brothers room, he's 12 so you should be his size.
>Ha wow they're a bit too big for you even. Well anyway you can go now user, never call me again. And keep the pants, he was growing out of them anyway. Something you don't have to worry about.

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thanks to pathetic manlets like you who keep lying, people think I am 6' 2'', despite being a king of manlets(6')

Women have complained that wearing heels their whole life fucks up their calves

Based and red pilled

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Doesn't work for me, I'm too small to get anywhere close to normal height with them.
>tfw actualy wearing jeans siezed for 12 year olds

>says the roastie that needs clown paint to hide the gruesome reality

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works for me, more attention more blushes, they make me at least 6'1 .. I have to reject everyone before theyll know the secret

It gives you more attention and ego boost .. worth it but ultimately a laughing stock

Why is this allowed?

fpbp

>implying some dumb bitch would look into the shoes to find out if there are lifts in there or not

Fpbp

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i've been doing it for 5 years, never been caught, ama
just wear shoes?

she would just notice the obvious height difference, you fucking retard.

I wish I were that insole

The healthiest thing for a normal foot is a flat 0 drop shoe (no incline from back to front of vice versa) with a wide toe box for your toes to splay out and a flexible sole for your feet to actually flex and have as close to unrestricted movement as you can get.

I have heel cups in my boots to cushion my heels because they get sore, and i kind of enjoy that together the boots tske me to from 5'11 to 6'2.

You wear uggs?

They're making fun of you user.
"""Men""" under 6" release a specific smell that we normal humans call "the manlet musk", it's unmaskable and unmistakable.
Basically everyone still knows, they're just trying not to laugh in your face.

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I'm 6'1" should I get these just to fuck with manlets more?

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Have fun with your mutant calfs and girls laughing when they find out your not 6,1

How true is this? Asking for a friend.

fuck off you boring cunt

youre fooling yourself. everyone knows

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9 years here and also a wig for 4 years, never been caught, if only you knew how much pain im able to manage

at one point blogging became accepted on this site?
i miss the times where you would get a "nice blog fag" reply instead of a bunch of retards starting to argue over something that 99% did not even happen

I'm 6'1" and I wear these to add a couple inches. Feels great.

does wearing ugg boots as a guy actually make people treat you better?

There was a BuzzFeed vid of lanklets wearing them, they felt awesome and tall but when telling people " do you see any difference?" they were always told "no, did you got a haircut?"

Turns out they were fags and obviously girls didn't paid attention to them and no one actually cared about their height because they were already being ignored and height had nothing to do with it

see this thread if you want a permanent 2+ inches

Fpbp

Post your sweet kicks m8.

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So..scuba diving flippers?

>he looks like megaman irl

nigga they are treating you nice cause they think youre retarded/autistic

Manlets btfo

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I use these too (1.75 without them)
I get very stressed when im about to fugg because i need to take my shoes off. So far no one has noticed, even when i went to the beach or to the swimming pool with people I know

Been wearing these for 5 year now

bump

can confirm. 5'8" and i can see tall people curl there nose in disgust around me

Dem shits

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6'2 user here im gonna start wearing these just to fuck with complexated manlets

COPE
O P
P O
EPOC

Double standards
The chick can be a coyote but you can’t be a shrimp. Life is funny like that

Sorry. Gif related

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why the fuck would ths be good for your feet

Ah, crocs.

A friend of mine - who I no longer speak to for several reasons - once accused me of wearing lifts when we were in a group of about 10 people at a bar and I was chatting up a girl.

I said "what?" and he demanded I took off my shoes to prove I wasn't wearing them. I wasn't wearing lifts, but it would take about 30 seconds to undo my shoe and take it off. Then it would also be a display of power to even jump through his outrageous hoop. He would have been able to say I was defensive or something.

He fucking AMOGed me for no reason. He had a girlfriend. He just wanted to thwart my plans to hook up with this girl. God I fucking hate zero-sum game players. Same guy made a secret facebook group with me photoshopped into 30 images of girls we knew at uni, we me staring down their tops and at their asses. They were all tagged and I wasn't so I couldnt see the album. I only found out because ONE of the girls showed me it.

Anyway what what you guys have done in that particular situation?

pleb

I wear pic related and ultra skinny white pants

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Honestly I would have beaten the shit out of him. That's outrageous and completely unacceptable.

>not walking around on stilts
step it up

I wear fake eyelashes and cosmetic ergonomic toes

Being serious, how bad are shoe lifts for your posture/spine/heels/etc?

>Anyway what what you guys have done in that particular situation?

Stared at the ground and said "Y... You too."

Why is what allowed? Looking like a miserable, depressed person intentionally to dramatically accentuate how make-up, a smile, and cheerful demeanor can alter your appearance?

Wow, who would've thought? Besides, even if you wanted to go and pull the double standard card, all of those "aesthetic" dudes that embody masculinity all wear make-up too. Or at least did when they were in front of a camera.

I would have said "ok but take them off for me" while raising my foot on a stool/chair. If he unties your shoe you win because you have another man untying your shoe, but you also look indifferent and not defensive about your shoes being taken off and puts the ball in his court

hey girl

>square toed shoes
absolutely disgusting

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make him take your shoe off if he wants to see so badly.
and just keep talking to the girl as he fiddles with your Velcro straps

Oh shit man thats PERFECT. Thanks. You have opened my eyes. I have asked a few people this question and never got a good answer until now.

bet him, he either comes out as a cheap fuck and a shit stirrer, or you get money, and he end up looking like a dumb fuck and a shit stirrer

now you're talking my language

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DCs now the healthiest shoe on the market

I used to love DC's as a kid when I skated lol I was a pretty big faggot

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lmao, its better having super low flat shoes and then when everyone has to take them off ur taller lmao

>FUCK YOU FUCKING ROASTIE CUNT HOW DARE YOU POST THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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my lower back started to hurt when i wore them for 4+ hours when walking through a city.

Ha! Walking around with you butt out looking perky and ready for dick like a slut in high heels. Your walk in those things tells men you want dick in your hole. Nigga u gay. And that's cool.

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This

Get that shot out of here, faggot

>he doesn't wear his timberlands everywhere
>shiggy diggy

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uggs?

Where do you buy these? I'm already 6'5" but - wouldn't mind being 6'7"

Minimalist shoes are best shoes, I'm going to get some xero shoes asap.

>Hey user wanna come to Brad's house after class, it'll just be us, Stacy and Ashley
>o-o-ok
>What are you doing in the hallway
>i-i-i don't want t-to p-put d-dirt on y-your f-floor
>Silly just take off your shoes hahaha
>i-i-i b-better g-go, didnt t-tell my mom I w-was g-going o-out

6'1" is manlet

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Awww so tiny

>Boring
Wat?

based

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Hi my name is Benjamin.

Where do you get those boots. I'm asking for a friend.

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How fucking tall are they? Her calves are as big as their thighs.

I wear minimalist shoes but I'm 6' when standing barefoot. Surprising how I don't care.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Trips don’t lie

Why would you even say this :(

Because he is 5'7 and wants other people feel as bad as him.

incel

>be 6"0 barefoot
>wear these anyways with boots to hit 6"2
>instantly more attention from women

it aint easy being so devilish

is it really noticeably more attention?

>Taking boots off just for some dicking
Maximum s o y

>Be me, 19 years old
>5'11 for over 6 months, think its all over
>Not even 2 hours of grow grow grows per day helps
>KHV, always shut down by girls
>Store personnel always ask me where my mom is
>Get forced to party by friend one night, probably out of pity
>Agree to go just because he's in my guild
>Try to beg my dad for some vodka, he just laughs and tells me its not gonna help but gives me some
>Walk 1,5 hours to party since friend forgot me
>Arrive but nobody notice, one girl just says "really" as I enter
>Sit there rest of the evening just warming a drink in my hand
>Chad walks by and drops 7 used condoms in it
>Stand in the corner bobbing my head to the music instead
>Suddenly feel like I'm standing in a tower, people below me look small
>5'8 friendly guy I talked with earlier walks past me hissing at me and mumbles something about lank
>All the girls look at me as if I just came into the room
>Nearest girl starts talking to me
>Sounds almost like flirting
>I respond automatically with witty comments, woo-ing her somehow
>Watch as my new self effortlessly talks her into a quivering mess and kiss her
>Bang her upstairs
>Get high fives from every dude in the house as I come down
>Chad gives me a football
>Another girl starts hitting me up that same night
>Leave with several new phone numbers and a huge grin on my face
>Cab comes around and drives me home for free

>Next morning, still smiling from the night before
>82 new friend requests on FB, people I never met
>Message from Brad telling me to stay away from Chad
>Dozens of commercial mails about condoms in the inbox
>Go to eat breakfeast
>Bang my head in the doorway, need to crouch to get through it
>Mom says I look great
>Dad tells me I'm the man of the house now
>Cousin feels my abs and says solid

Turns out I turned 6'0 right at the party and finally made it, t-thanks Jow Forums

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topkek. Nice one mate

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I'm actually getting to the point where I'm feeling the urge to vomit when I see pictures like this