How do I make eggs taste good?

Scramble them slooooooow

Salt, pepper.
if you scramble them some creme fraiche.
any topping you like if you make omelette or fritata.
most important thing is to not overcook them, that's literally all there is to it.

Butters pretty good. I also throw cheese on my shit

Goat cheesr

leave it to americans to turn any food into a greasy cheese lump.

>on a bowl add dehydrated garlic, onion and green onions
>add 3 whole eggs and 3 egg whites
>add 30g of parmesan cheese
>add salt+pepper to taste
>mix it all together and throw on a hot pan with a little butter and put the lid on
>after two minutes or so flip it or scramble it
literally perfect eggs to eat with bread or with anything

Lots of olive oil in the pan, heat until oil starts to gently smoke, put eggs in, cook until edges start getting a decent brown crust. Add whatever spices you like. Salt, pepper and chives work really well

This, but add a little cheese while they're still liquid.

"How do I make [food] taste good" threads need to be perma-banned

food is fuel. it's not supposed to taste any better than it already does. if you can't stomach something as simple as eggs, broccoli, etc, you need to fucking kys and stop posting on my board because you're too weak-willed and are NEVER going to make it

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Pour salsa on them after you cook em

Sunny side up, a teaspoon of oil, high heat. Keep pouring the fat on top of the eggs with a spoon with frying it. Salt and pepper at the end. Put on a slice of toast if you like. Pro tip: If you fried bacon before, don't discard the fat renderings left in the pan, just fry the eggs in there.

>food is not supposed to taste any better than it already does.
Fucking wew lad, what a cook-let cope

Poached

>DUDE BACON LMAO
t. fat fuck

>IT DOESNT WORK UNLESS YOU ARE SUFFERING EVERY DAY
Opposite pal.
Not gonna make it.

Fry them in bacon fat. Dont over cook them. You want solid whites and runny yoke. Serve on top of really good bread toasted and buttered. Enjoy.

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Do you not know what the word "if" means, doofus?

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>don't buy shit eggs (yeah it actually does make a difference)
>low heat
>don't fucking let the butter sit in a pan and grill till its brown like I see a lot of mongoloids do
>don't overcook
>experiment with poaching, boiling, scrambling, frying, making omelettes
>pick stuff you like, like cheese, butter, pepper, hot sauce, chilli powders, turmeric, pretty much anything you like with different styles
>find out what you like and don't

Are you a child? Never cooked for yourself before?

>amerilards LITERALLY cannot eat food without drenching it in butter, fats, oils, etc

its no surprise everyone is a big fat fuck in your subhuman country

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cook on iron skillet with coconut oil / olive oil
add salt and pepper
done

I bet you are fat.
People who made it know that it's a long term thing that you are gonna have to stick to.
making yourself suffer intentionally by not salting your broccoli or some shit is something self loathing fatties do.
Not. Gonna. Make. It. Not with that mind set pal.
Sustainable change is the key phrase.

This guy gets it

Low heat cook over 10 mins, curry spice dill aneth leaves celery dalt tobasco pepper

Straight from the ovaries

omelette+spices namely green pepper that you fry a bit for that mind-blowingly delicious smell and taste

>eating broccoli raw is "suffering"
lol you just gave yourself away as a fat fuck, fucking retard

im taller, in better shape, and better looking than you will ever be, baconfag

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Based

This

Anything else is blue pilled and gay.

If you are not a kid anymore stop bitching and eat your fucking protein if you wanna make it

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by exclusively eating them scrambled/boiled

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Cook them with chorizo.

>hurrr if you like food that tastes good you're inferior duurrrrrr

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Make them in a balanced meal. I always make eggs in a basket with cheese. Good protein, carbs, and fat. Just make them acceptable enough to eat. Add some salt and Mrs Dash seasoning and just eat em all real quick.

I think you know what we want to see fatty.
don't forget the time stamp.

>reddit spacing

fried rice

yeah, never put salt or anything on it, it needs to taste bad or it wont work.

not gonna make it faggot.

okay advice so far but none of these faggots have mentioned the chad omelette. sauté your veggies in a separate pan, keep on low heat, start eggs in bigger pan, add veggies, cheese, etc. any other way is for LOSERS

plebs, all of you
cook eggs pro guide
>put however many eggs into bowl lets say 3
>quick 3 second count of heavy cream into bowl of eggs
>beat eggs
>put pan on med-hi heat and add substantial amount of butter
>put liquid egg into pan
>stir CONTINUOUSLY entire team and try not to let hard edges form
>take off heat if cooking too fast. you're aiming for a superior soft scramble
>once eggs are finally forming, turn them over and over to get the last remaining liquidy parts onto the hot surface of the pan
>remove from heat!
>add salt and pepper (chives optional)
the eggs will finish in the hot pan, you take off heat to prevent from overcooking

there ya go, enjoy cuckolds.

DONT EAT EGGS

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isn't it funny that this became a meme in 2016 only after a bunch of fob redditors got here?

we've been spacing our posts like this since the very beginning. check the archives.

kinda makes you wonder (((who))) started this "reddit spacing" meme anyways huh

Neves said don't put any salt. Just moderate seasoning like you are supposed to do if you don't want to be a fat fuck

> heavy cream
found the fatty

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Put pancake/french toast/waffle syrup on it, trust me just try it, it's a thing me and my brother do

Lol I'm from Europe, though. Keep projecting.

>Complains about this
> not the literal dozens of threads about women /r9pol/ bs
Fuck off
OP, personally I like my eggs scrambled, with milk, salt and pepper added beforehand, then maybe adding some cheeses while it cooks.

never gonna make it fatty.
food needs to be BLAND and a fucking chore to eat otherwise you are a weak willed faggot.

boil them to your liking, and apply this shit as you eat.

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>le ebin internet tough guy meme
I know this is a blue board but some people really take it too far.

Salt
Yolk not totally cooked, like medium-done

eyyyyy

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What? Scramble quick with constant movement and take them off when they're still moist.

Mixing in cream and or cheese is also a good step

Someone watched Gordon Ramsay.

This is dumb. If you’re trying to gain weight having good tasting food will help you a lot. This post has no positive and possibly a negative affect wtf

your HIV status is positive lol

>projecting this hard

lol nice

Beat them with a pinch of salt, while cooking up a few pieces of hog jowl. When the jowl is brown and crispy, scoop them out and drop them in the eggs. Pour the eggs into the jowl grease and pop any bubbles. While the eggs are cooking, chop a green onion. Drop the onion and some crumbled feta onto the eggs and then roll them into an omelette.

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Fpbp

>not knowing what projecting means

DON'T OVERCOOK THEM.
That is all.

garlic,pepper and salt

>not knowing that you are projecting
>still projecting

I like the flavor browned butter adds

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olive oil
garlic
dried peppers
and sea salt

Based and simultaneously redpilled

If you need constant movement when scrambling, you're fucking up.

You can easily scramble eggs without moving your poured eggs more than 10 times.

tabasco sauce

>Fry them in bacon fat.
You mean duckfat.

so oats basically.

salt, pepper, pinch of cheddar and slathering them in this.

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With raw onions and mayo on toast.

Literally this. low heat stir until cooked. You’ll get really smooth consistency for your egg that you can spread on roast or eat with avacado or cheeses or other shit like that.

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Body pic now or stop posting

Obessed

Tons of spices work with eggs, they're really versatile.
Also sriracha is a godsend for picky eaters who want to eat healthy. It improves the taste of fucking everything, including eggs.

I only had peanut butter, it's not bad

Glad I wasn’t the only one that picked up on that