Unfortunate Mires

>weird diabetic old hippie uncle keeps telling me to look through his vacation photos from his motorcycle tour out west
>puts his phone on the kitchen table of my grandmother's house, leaves it there while they go to my great uncle's house
>"have a look through those photos and tell me what you think" he says as he leaves with a perverted old-man smile on his face
>tfw I am 99.9999% certain there is at least one dick pic in that phone
>I leave the phone where it lays
>his wife comes back later to pick up the phone
>she is in an irritated mood

He sent some dirty messages to my sister a few years ago too

oof

Girls started behaving like that around me and it started when I turned 21. It's taken 3 years and still, at the moment I always think they have malicious intent or are just laughing at me otherwise, like they see inside me and all my insecurities and then see them the way I do. I should probably get back on my meds.

Did you tell them they have sinned and will burn in eternal hellfire

Nigga this is prime example of how life tests your character sometimes. Do what you think is right but don't think by emotion or through your dick

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>He sent some dirty messages to my sister a few years ago too
how dirty?

I don't know the specifics other than he asked her to send him a photo in her bikini

why the fuck does your family still associate with him?

>move some furniture into my grandma's house
>she comes up to me, reaches around, and shoves a $20 in my booty pocket

also, post sister's bikini pics

>turn 360
this mans you just fucking span around brainlet

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>Chill with degen friend Saturday after errands
>do the usual stuff, smoke weed, and other drugs, let him tell me about his problems
> tells me hes having issues with fiance
>random woman has her kids over for playdate
>she wants something bad
>the grandmother been setting up the game to have degen friend smash with random woman
>she chats with us and we crack hella jokes
>friend refuses to pull the trigger
>get pulled into some awkward situations I try and steer to shore
>jokingly invited into a threesome
>wind up leaving that night around 9-10
>get text message from random number "hey sexy"
god damn it man this lady wasnt even remotely my type and i wanted my friend to smash so he'd have that little something to bring him up.

why are newfags a thing

This.
Do it faggit

family honor dictates covering it up unless he does something extreme.

oh. so pics, or?

Why cant I watch porn without having to wade through pages and pages of incest related titles?

Fucking white people

go mutilate your daughters genitalia habibi

>cool wine aunt

Based man. I'm 90% sure my aunt nearly fucked me when I was 14.

either
>haha here's your (you)
or
>fuck off faggot

fucking newfag go back to where you came from

forgive me if I'm misunderstanding this -

you wanted your friend to fuck a random chick in order to feel better about his problems with his fiancee?

fuck can you talk more like a nigger?

Its not that I wanted him to but I think he wanted to. apparently their relationship is on the fritz.

I unironically watch some of those
Not for some incest fetish type shit, but the "homemade" quality of the videos is a turn on

trollin' is a art.

this bait never ceases to catch me

>at job
>old receptionist is in love with me for some reason
>always refers to me by saying "user, my love"
>whatever
>she apparently always asks where i am when I work somewhere else and says she misses me
>last day today
>says she is going to miss her little Irish sweetie

Fuck bros it's weird but a mire nonetheless.

You might think you've fooled others into thinking that you're retarded with this bait, and you're right. You have. But that doesn't change the fact that you're actually retarded.

GILF or normal granny?

>Irish

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fuck I hated having this happen

Good on you. Don't engage underage girls. Just walk away.

i had a couple underage girls whistle at me while I was jogging at the beach a couple weeks ago
>forced to stare straight ahead without blinking lest i risk chips handon descending upon me with a fleet of black helicopters

>span
nice touch

>cool wine aunt
More like barren catlady aunt that nobody wants at family gatherings but still gets invited to abate awkardness

>I didn't know any better.
you had to be taught to not be attracted to family members?

>not looking at them and saying "Sorry ladies I'm like the lottery - you can't play until you're 18."

>"Sorry ladies I'm like the lottery - you can't play until you're 18."

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"Snickers"

>tfw the checkout girls always try to talk to me

>tfw you still dream of smashing a 16yo titty cow

I'm 26 now, it still hasn't gone away.

I do not even know whats up with aunts man. I do not get it. They will bltantly hit on you during family events, and NOBODY bats an eye. Why is america like this lol

Yeah, they talk to everyone, that's part of their job

Checked

how stupid can one get?

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>be me
>21 year old 6'2 roidfag
>parents organising dinner party for cousins visiting from Norway, who will arrive later in the afternoon
>first time meeting them, and never even seen their pics
>aunt is a widow with 3 daughters - 10, 12, and 15
>all blue eyed blonde hair aryans with milky white skin
>mom looks incredibly fit and has huge tits and an amazing bubble butt
>sitting at the dinner table
>aunt is sitting opposite me, and 15 year old cousin next to me
>cousin keeps touching my arms and tries to make awkward small talk
>aunt chatting happily with my parents while sipping red wine, occasionally stopping to look at me with a smile as I chat with my cousin
>feel aunt's footsliding up the inside of my leg under the table
>she somehow manages to slide her foot inside my loose shorts and starts rubbing my cock with her soft foot
>my parents are none the wiser
>cousins don't even realise
>one on hand I don't want this because it's family
>on the other the tren is making me want to flip the table and rip my aunt's clothes off and rape her on the spot
>reach under table and start stroking her foot through my shorts
>she's a little shocked at first, but casually goes back to acting like nothing is happening
>I pull her foot out of my shorts, and the smile disappears from her face, but I keep her foot in my lap
>I then slide my hard throbbing cock down one side of my shorts and begin rubbing her foot against it
>her eyes go wide for a moment, and her cheeks went bright red
>mom asked her if she's alright
>aunt said with a smile "it's probably just the wine", as she shot me a glance
>I suddenly feel her other foot on my cock
>she's using both feet to stroke me
>blew the most intense load of my life all over her pretty little feet
>parents notice me puffing and struggling to even hold myself upright
>they ask if I'm ok
>I tell them it must just be the wine and I might go and have a lie down
>they agree there must be something wrong with the wine

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>and they decide to call it a night
>I offer to clean up, and leave them all to chat around the table
>as I'm carrying the plates to the kitchen I hear my aunt say "you're lucky to have such an amazing son like him"
>parents laugh "one day he's going to make one lucky lady very happy"
>aunt replies "Yes he will"
>I sneak a glance at the group as I'm walking away
>my parents and aunt are all softly grinning
>aunt holds her wine glass up to the side of her face, blocking my parents view of her mouth
>she winks at me and then blows a kiss
>I'm instantly hard again
>quickly fold my cock up under my belt line
>busy doing the dishes and they all clear the table
>dad's already in bed
>mum's helping my cousins bathe and shower
>aunt tries to sneak up behind me
>I can see her reflection in the window
>feel her hand sliding around my waist and down the front of my pants
>she's grabs hold of my throbbing cock
>her other hand is stroking my pecs and abs
>she whispers into my ear "guess who's paying you a visit tonight"
>I reply "It can't be santa claus, because I've been a naughty boy"
>she laughs and gives my cock a good squeeze
>"yes you have" she says, "and tonight I'm going to have to punish you" as she starts sucking my ear lobe and kissing my neck
>jesusI'mabouttocum.jpg
>she slides her hands off my body and starts walking away
>"I'll see you later on, stud" she says with a smile
>I can't handle it anymore
>"That's it, that's fucking it!" I think
>I was going to fuck the living shit out of her
>I was going to beat that pussy up and fuck her like I own her
>She was a nothing but a toy and I was going to play with her all night long
>finish cleaning up
>mom comes down to say goodnight
>she tells me my cousins are sleeping in the spare bedroom and my aunt is sleeping on a pullout sofabed
>I say she can sleep in my room and I'll sleep on the sofabed
>mom says it's sweet of me to offer, but it’s ok
>aunt was standing in the doorway during all of this

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>she heard all of it
>"I'm happy to stay in user's room, and if it's a big bed, we can just share it. We are family, so it's perfectly normal, and besides, we're not kids"
>mom is a little reluctant at first, but eventually gives in when I insist it's fine and it won't be an inconvenience to either of us
>she then bids us both good night and heads to bed
>now me and my aunt are standing in the kitchen
>not saying a word
>I'm leaning back againt the sink
>she's leaning in the doorway
>we're just smiling
>undressing each other with our eyes
>I start shaking my head
>she laughs and walks over asking me why I'm shaking my head
>"because tonight you belong to me" as I wrap one arm around her waist and aggressively pull her in to me
>"and I'm going to fuck you until you can't walk"
>her eyes go wide and she wraps her arms around me, sqeezing my lats and trapz
>I reach behind her head and pull her in for a kiss
>our tongues violently wrestling for power and control
>she had the longest and fattest tongue I've ever experienced from a woman
>I pull her head away and tell her we should go out to my room
>she hadn't noticed until now that my room wasn't actually inside the house
>I lived in a small detached self-contained building on the side of the house, opposite to the other bedrooms (this was later rented out to students when I left home)
>there was no chance my parents or cousins would hear us out there
>she goes off to grab her stuff and I begin turning off most of the lights
>I race back to my room
>put on some music, dim the lights, and start burning some essential oils - Ylang Ylang and Ginger
>shit smells like bubble gum and makes everything seem fun
>there's a gentle knock on the door
>she's standing there, biting her lower lip, acting all cute
>"can I sleep over tonight" she says while rocking her hips side-to-side
>I simply smile, stand to one side, and hold out one arm motioning her to come in
>she walks in and instantly comments on the smellz

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>"omg user, this place smells amazing!"
>she puts her stuff down at the end of the bed while I close and lock the door
>I practically race up behind her and wrap my arms around her
>"this place will smell even better when I'm done with you"
>she lets out a soft moan and grinds her bubble butt against my throbbing cock
>I'm now at my limit
>I must fuck her with the force of a million horny /fraud/s
>I rip her clothes off, tearing a few buttons off in the process, and throw her on the bed
>her pussy is completely drenched by this point
>I bury my face into her sweet smelling pussy and eat like it's my last meal
>she cums repeatedly, squeezing my head between her thick thighs, as she grabs my hair and pulls my face in deeper
>eventually she spasms out and slides up the bed
>too sensitive for any more stimulation
>I stand up at the edge of the bed
>"come here, NOW" I say authoritatively while point to the edge of the bed in front me
>she crawls over
>won't stop biting her lip and rubbing her nipples
>"I want you to undress me, but do it slowly"
>her eyes light up and she lets out a whimper
>she gently grabs hold of my shirt, and slowly slides it up
>kissing and licking my abs as they're being exposed
>now she's suckling on my nips
>she continues lifting my shirt
>the shirt is almost completely off, but just covering half my face
>she stops lifting the shirt there and holds it in place
>she pulls herself in close
>rubbing those amazing milkers on my body
>she starts nibbling my bottom lip
>kissing
>licking
>sucking
>I have to take a deep breath to control myself
>she sees this
>she knows how bad I want it
>she wants me to suffer
>because she wants to be fucked like a whore
>tell her she better keep going or she will have to spend all the next day sitting on an ice pack
>this basically drove her over the edge
>she starts kissing me hard and aggressively
>the shirt is gone
>and I can see the uncontrollable lust and desire in her eyes

(4/7)

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>she can't keep her hands off me
>she's constantly rubbing my arms, shoulders, chest, and abs
>her eyes have a glint in them
>"I've never had the chance to be fucked by a real man with muscles like you"
>by this stage the floor is getting stained with pre-cum leaking out of my shorts
>she laughs when she notices and asks if I want some relief
>"you better give me some relief" I say, "or you don't get to enjoy this body ever again"
>and with an incredible sense of urgency she rips down my pants
>my hard throbbing cock pops out and stands to attention
>her jaw drops and eyes go wide
>she's silent
>"I hope it's not too small for you?" I ask
>she looks up and with goofy grin she laughs and says she's never had one this big before
>I'm 7.75"x6.8"
>she wraps her delicate little hands around it
>she can't even get her thumb and middle finger to touch
>must have been a good 1.5-2" gap between her thumb and fingers
>she gets down on her knees and starts sucking like her life depended on it
>I've never had a blowjob that was anywhere near as good as what my aunt could give
>that long fat tongue was amazing
>and she sucked like a vacuum cleaner
>I could feel my glans swelling inside her mouth
>all the veins are starting to pop
>my balls suddenly tighten
>"I'm going to cum"
>she sucks harder and faster like as if she read my mind
>I fucking explode in her mouth
>I'm groaning like a retard
>never cum so hard in my life
>this succubus is trying to suck the life out of me and drain my balls dry
>I can't see, I'm practically blind
>doing my best to not fall over
>she's stroking my ripped quads as she tries to suck every last drop out of me
>she taps my legs
>I look down
>she's looking up at me
>mouth open
>full of hot spunk
>she closes her mouth and swallows it with a smile then opens it again to show it's gone
>"I would swallow every last drop of you if it meant I could spend the rest of our days together, and I could rub you with oil every night"

(5/7)

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Filthy. She needed soap afterwards.

>this is forbidden love
>I feel like I could honestly spend the rest of my life with this woman
>I lift her up
>don't even care about the fact she just had a mouthful of cum
>and I kiss her
>deep
>I carry her to the bed and gently place her on her back
>I grab a spare pillow and place it under her hips
>I kiss her again as I fondle her massive tits
>she's thrusting her hips against me
>I can feel her moist warmth pressing against my cock
>she's grabbing at my back and rubbing my glutes and the backs of my legs with her tiny feet
>I stop and look her in the eyes, gently brushing her hair aside
>"I just want to make you the happiest woman in the world" I say, "will you let me make your dreams come true?"
>her eyes get glassy
>tears start to well up
>she nods before kissing me again
>we lie there with foreheads together
>starting into each others eyes
>I slowly thrust myself into her
>her eyes roll up into her head
>her mouth opens
>and she lets out a whimper
>it's only the first inch
>and she's already mine
>I pull out the tip and tease her clit with it
>I then put it back in, but only the tip
>in and completely out, in and completely out
>I continue to tease her like this until she's clawing at my back and begging me to put it all in
>"I'm going to fill every last inch of you" I say as I thrust all of myself into her at once
>she instantly cums and begins moaning, and groaning
>her body is quivering
>her legs are shaking
>her toes are curling up
>her breathing is hard and laboured
>I slowly start thrusting in and out, not all the way, but just enough my glans is stimulating her pussy lips
>long, slow, deep strokes with enough force to push her up the bed
>she wraps her legs around me
>she's cumming again

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>be at large family-get-together
>there is a pool
>after lunch host announces that pool is now open to the kids
>aunt suddenly stands behinds me
>places her hands on my shoulders start rubbing
>"user you're going into the pool right?"
>"come on user you always went in the pool when you were younger, surely you're going again now, right?"
>keep rubbing my shoulders from behind while she's basically whispering in my ear

holy shit shut the fuck up

Something something walk the dinosaur

>I can feel her pussy spasming on my thick cock
>clenching down on me until I can barely move
>I grab her legs and hold them down with her feet up beside her head
>I'm going to piledrive this bitch so good her future grandchildren will feel it
>I start pounding away, as hard as I can, as deep as I can
>she's practically passing out
>she's incoherent and can barely control herself
>I grab her throat with one hand and gently squeeze
>she grabs my arm and starts squeezing my bicep
>a few thrusts later and she's squirting
>I can't hold it anymore
>I let loose another massive load
>I pump her pussy full of my hot jizz
>I don't care if we have retarded babies
>I just need to put my seed in this bitch
>I'm out of breath
>I let go of her legs
>she then wraps her legs around my waist and pulls me in
>"Don't pull out!" she cries, "please, just stay inside me forever"
>I stay inside her convulsing pussy
>dripping with cum
>I lie on top of her
>trying to smother her with my muscular body
>she's nibbling on my ear while rubbing my back
>"if we keep it a secret, will you stay with me?" she asks honestly
>fuck
>I'm getting hard again
>I lift myself onto my elbows
>gazing into her lovestruck eyes
>"If I could I would stay like this with you forever"
>she smiles and then starts crying
>"thank you" she says as she hugs me
>we continue fucking the rest of the night
>any time we tried to sleep, one of us would wake the other and we'd fuck some more
>we were lucky to get an hour of decent sleep that night
>my aunt and cousins stayed with us for 3 weeks
>every night was a repeat of the last
>it was the most amazing 3 weeks of my life
>we talked about what we'd do when she had to leave
>she was prepared to stay, but that would be difficult with my parents
>so I decided to move to Norway 6 months later

We've now been together for a little over 3 years and couldn't be happier. Our relationship is a secret, and nobody knows, or at least, we're pretty sure nobody knows.

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Fuck you. I can't find enough black incest porn. Fucking cucks fucking it up for everyone.

This better be a bel aire

My 13 year old cousin made me feel deeply uncomfortable last Christmas, so much so I don't even want to share the story anonymously.
>see her only once a year (Christmas) due to her side of my family living in another country
>have to start coming up with an escape plan soon before it is too late

The word is sniggers. Snickers was the name of the guys horse.

No, it's real. Eldest cousin is 18 now and has gone off to university. Aunt still sucks and fucks like her life depends on it.

Include me in the screencap for leddit and call subbookkeepper a faggot if he posts in the thread.

don't be a faggot user
post your and her ages of the event

post it fag

White people watch incest pornography because it is taboo. Arabs watch incest porn, but they just call it porn, and it's actually a hidden camera in their cousin/brother-in-laws den.

Should have gone for the twofer. If you wanted to actually have incest babies, the cousin represents a 50% reduction in risk of defect.

kek

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Fuck no.
Fuck off MI7.

I'm happy with the aunt. She's only 36, so she's plenty young. And we found some videos on the family computer of the eldest having sex with her bf in the living room. Me and my aunty-gf started watching it, at first she was in disgust, but by the end of it, it just made her incredibly horny and we fucked like rabbits with the daughters porn playing in the background. We kind of laughed about it because we were that bad at her age too.

Her daughters often go away on weekend camps with school, so friday afternoon I get home from work, and she's there waiting for me in lingerie. I get a blowjob before I can even walk to the bedroom.

i just wanna know what happened that made you so uncomfortable
If you did nothing wrong there is nothing to worry about and even if you did you can just say its fiction

Stop being a ptsd faggot
I doubt it can't be worse than the 800 words of incest.

Splendid

post a pic, crop out the face if you want

Good. Gooood.

Sorry detective. Not posting any pics. Not taking that risk considering the high level of weaponised autism in this place. I mean shit, you faggots found out where Shia Lebouf's cabin was just by the grain of the wooden panels on the wall.

The girl on the right is kind of what my aunty-gf looks like, but with big tits, thick ass, and thick thighs.

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Gross

Did she leave soiled panties under the top sheet on the spare bedroom you were borrowing, or something worse?

How else could i recognize you aunty's titts unless i have fucked her too son?

disgusting inbreeding faggot

Worse.

You can't expect me to read all this LARPing pile of shit

Never fails.

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On a scale of 1-10, if she was legal and NBR, would you still have been disgusted by her thotitude or turnedo on?

Fucking post something then, just skip the shit you don't want to share.
Is is actually pretty good larp.

>(1/7)
WHAT!?

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What the fuck makes you think anyone is going to read this porn fantasy you made up?

Iryna Ivanova's tits are pretty close to what she has. You'll just have to use your imagination.

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