Why are Calisthenics so much better than weights???

Kill yourself.

Can anyone here handstand? I'm almost there. My plan is handstand > handstand push ups > tiger bend

>has a bigger back than me
Kek

They're not. A calisthenics-only routine requires progressively more byzantine ways to try to increase resistance, whereas it's incredibly easy to just load a barbell up with additional weight. The only people who shill for calisthenics-only routines are just poorfags without home gyms or memberships and have a massive case of sour grapes.
Not to say that there aren't a lot of good movements in calisthenics though. Pullups are GOAT, although they're still better weighted, which I suppose makes it no longer calisthenics.

Weighted calisthenics are still calisthenics.

Closed chain is closed chain

>tiger bend
why is it called that?

>A calisthenics-only routine requires progressively more byzantine ways to try to increase resistance, whereas it's incredibly easy to just load a barbell up with additional weight
>this entire post
>missing the point this hard

>I wouldn't fuck her because she makes me look like a bitch
I wouldn't fuck a girl who makes you look like a man because it would kill her.

you sound pathetic

Enjoy your fucked shoulders, backlet.

> dyel beta male opinions
> "ideally, asian"
pic rel

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If you say so. Rest of it still stands. Insisting on calisthenics-only is a cope.

Now i understand why you euro sissy boys prefer east asian women so much. Your all scrawny degnerates who get intimidated by fit women lul. If that woman is bigger then you, then you got some serious problem eurofag.

Just did a 4 hour full body calisthenics workout and then a mass building upper body workout.
Was going to run but I bonked hard as fuck and now I'm suffering from low blood sugar and can't brain too good.
Yeah, it's the shit.

If you cut and do calisthenic circuits (pullups/dips/squats/pushups/abs/etc) you'll get lean but will be dyel mode in shirts.

You'll need to mix it up with weighted calisthenics or harder progressions to get bigger, build more muscle.

Has anyone tried those pull-up bar oriented routines like Bar Brothers or BarStarzz? Was it meme shit or worthwhile results?

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>Ideal asian.
Go back to fucking reddit, I have zero doubts in my mind that your beta sōyboy ass came here from that hellhole.

Calisthenics
>variety of movements
>core strength and balance
>can be done anywhere
Weights
>easy to increase resistance
>size and aesthetics
>easier isolation of muscles
Just do a mix

This is not impressive at all. I weight 110kgs and can do 2 pullups.
Yes im FAT as fuck

I weigh 100kg and can do 15. And I’m a fat fuck. Your just a weak faggot.

> not impressive at all
it's not, she weighs like 100 lbs max, tell her to put one shin over other, bend knees and extend arms fully - she won't go 10, tell her to breathe in on the way up and she won't go 8, scale her up to 5'7 and she will barely do it few reps if any (square-qube law)
or he has 4 inches on you

>tell her to put one shin over other, bend knees

Who the fuck taught you how to do pullups? Stupid fuck.

you are retarded
she probably does more pullups than you

Try doing calisthenics instead as preparations for worlds strongest man.

translation:
why is cock better that pussy

I have a home gym and membershup, but shill calisthenics because I like being able to perform the feats. Lifting is still far superior for lower body though.

>has a bigger back then me
Daily reminder that feminity depends on how masculine you actually are.

If you think muscular women aren't feminine than that means you're an actual bitch.

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Truer words have never been spoken

Progressively more Eastern Roman Empire?

Ive been bloatmaxing powerlifting/strongman for years but no matter how fat I get I am still able to do 10 chins.

soooooo adding additional weight and I'm basicaly back at normal weight training.
calisthenics alone won't get me big or strong, k got it
thanks senpai

Cope

>Bar Brothers or BarStarzz
Those cunts are even bigger faggots then crossfit tards and vegans.
Holy shit fucking cunts.

They aren't though. Chin/pull ups are about the one thing that body weight shenanigans can do at least as well barbells or dumbbells can. Everything else is objectively inferior to actual weight training.

Yeah I figured as much, but if their shit gets you to ottermode then I'd like to know if its worth putting up with them.

You know, those surgically enhanced Asian girls your jerk off to, that get posted here are a trick. Most Asians are disgusting. I hope that doesn't ruin your fantasy you fucking degenerate weebshit

you're literally retarded

>not doing weighted pull-ups

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>disgusting tattoos
why do women ruin excellent bodies with that shit?

She wouldn't have such a manly body if she did some squats

degenerated shit pushed in social media.
why are some many have septums today?
HOW CAN ANY SANE PERSONE THINK A SEPTUM IS A GREAT IDEA!
on the other hand, it's an awesome RL retard filter.

What fuckin bullshit is that your spouting. If she looks like a d00d but you don't think she's feminine you're a fuckin faggot

>8
No it doesn't idiot. How does it prove your point when you cherry picked a photo of her when she's not on heavy doses and is covering herself up? You can't even tell she lifts there. She looks grotesque in other pictures.

You're ashamed of your homosexual leanings towards masculine women. You should just be honest with yourself.

My gym only has pullup bars that look like this.
Are the pullups easier on straight bars?

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Yeah
My max reps on a regular bar is 12and when I try on one of these I have at my house I can only get 10 or 8

Why do people that do calisthenics look more shredded? Their muscles have a much more rawer and natural look

They just tend to be leaner because body weight impedes progress on closed chain exercsises

Getting fluffy makes lifting freeweights easier up to a point.

Yeah good luck training biceps and delts with calisthenics

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Yeah things like weighted chin ups are trash compared to pulldowns and curls

>weighted chin ups

probably about 70% of the load goes to the lats

You think she looks like a dude because you look like a bitch relative to her. Git gud.

>Ideal asian.
Why are betas attracted to flatfaced whores?

>Ideal asian.
Why Murricans are so fucking fond of freaks weaboo girls?

It's super awkward guys who can barely make a sentence so they see asian girls who struggle a bit due to learning a new language and think they're like them

Fucking pathetic weabo

And what's wrong with that? It's still a huge amount more weight being moved around than you would be moving if curling.

I like thicc golden skinned asian girls with either heavy valley gurl accents or ghetto as fuck accents and mannerisims.
Bananas can't handle the bbc...or my dickishness. Not being funny. I'm a dick.