Anyone ever use their Jow Forums status in a fight?

>Getting drunk with a bunch of friends
>Friend of a friend, who is built like a fucking tank, wants to get silly
>He starts talking drunk trash, throwing pushes around
>Out of nowhere, he goes for a double leg takedown on me in friend's living room and gets it
>I Immediately pull guillotine on him and it feels good
>Crank with all my might (I'm 170, he's 240)
>He taps
>Friends for life and everyone in the room knows I can fight even though they don't know it was a split second luck move on a beast
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>Anyone ever use their Jow Forums status in a fight?
Yes, it happened two weeks ago
A group of gypsies tried to jump me so i power cleaned a bin and scared them off.

Honestly musclebeasts are some of the worst people at fighting. In my experience, not only are they generally stupid, they also have poor reflexes. In a real deal street fight excessive muscles are useless most of the time anyway since you will be going for an immediate disabling or killing blow like a genital shot or chin strike.

Muscle bros are way better then normies but shit compared to anyone who trains fighting. A muscle bro who trains fighting is basically super saiyan.

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I try to knock my opponent down so I can deadlift them, never miss a chance to get a pump

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>be me black guy in bar
>some drunk fat cunt starts being racist calling me nigger etc
>waiting on the moment he swings so when i fuck him up its self defense
>suddenly out of fucking nowhere a pale white arms shoot out the fucking darkness and choke the guy out from behind
>tall pale white guy steps forward over the fat guy unconcious on the ground
>starts introducing himself chatting me up, complimenting my gains, groping my arms etc its obvious he wanna bang
>mfw couple mins into convo i suddenly realize its “gay karaoke night” that the bar hosts once a month
>immediately politely excused myself and rush home while whispering no homo repeteadly under my breath

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U might be gay bro they did not ask u if u were lost butt instead hit on you.

I was new to the bar also
I said at least no homo 8 times im not gay

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