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/fraud/ - STOP MAKING SHIT OPS

Before you ask your retarded question about babbys first cycle, make sure to read the fucking wiki. Yes it’s reddit, post a better one or shut the FUCK up nerd.

reddit.com/r/steroids/wiki/index

Also, include:
>e-stats
>age
>time spent lifting
>height
>weight
>BF%
>Amount of time you've been on gear without coming off, cruising or getting any form of bloodwork done

Oral only cycles are retarded and you're a retard for considering them.

We can't help you dose your AI, it's different for everybody and there's a lot of factors at play. Figure it out yourself.

And most importantly,

NO SOURCE TALK (this isn't up for debate, you will be banned.)

previously on shitty new irrelevant trips try to make names for themselves after other trips got banned:

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I tried smoking 3 days ago and I'm already at 2 cigarettes a day, should I get into this habit?

why tho

Absolutely not, it will fuck up your appetite, heart and endurance.

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>9989

So close.

if you want to have rotten shit breath, go ahead

>rotten shit breath
Where not talking about you

Test P/NPP blend is giving me pip
Mast P has crashed
Run out of 23g needles

Like shooting yourself in the ass with an elephant gun

Acquire better genes

are you fucking 12 years old you faggot?

>Test P is giving me pip
no shit

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you all cuck socks

err, I mean, hi, howdy

brb acquiring

REEE NO BULLY

Sup Jano long time no see, how you been doin?

eyy

been busy living the life of a millionaire

read as I haven't had a free day in like a year or so and I don't even touch the money i make

but life's been good

how about ya?

>are you fucking 12 years olds you faggot?

Yes. But girls so not a faggot.

Did you lose 30% of your money as well tho?

>Not retiring before 30

Jano what happened to you ;_;

30%? That's rookie numbers.

And don't get me wrong, I still am able to retire way before 30, but then I'd have to settle down for mediocre life.

I'm saving up for a godfuckingdamn penthouse in the most expensive metropolis around

and a plane.

a got pilot license and I feel like a plane would be a nice compliment to it


y'know, I'd be able to offer a service of picking up the samples all around the continent, spreading my genes in the local population and getting back home before dinner

Mirin income, I am a proud Canary having been part of the investment on Jano retirement

My life's been good. Planning on winter bulk but still unsure of what to add to test.

What's your personal opinion on the test-1 cyp? Hear so much about it but I swear I feel like it's a fad.

How much of it that you test is even legit?

1-test cyp. Whatever, you got what I mean

Sup fraudsters,
Haven't been here in 2 years I think
Hit 30 which means my time is basically over and my stashed gear should be used before it gets bad.

Sooo last blast, if I can't manage to get huge and shredded now I never will.
Lets see what my stash has to offer

that's DHB right? all people I know love it to death

with DHB i'd opt for lower concentrations as it hold terribly above 150 mg/ml.

I've only seen one vendor do 200 mg/ml, juicepal, and he's specialist on that kind of shit


there are indeed fakes floating around


I'm probably going to hit 120 kg during this winter bulk if all goes well. hue. diddylift 7 plate+ here I come

lotsa people who are godfuckinghuge in their 50s that I know

Yeah but they have been huge in there 30s too. Gotta have it to keep it

BTW the lack of hot girls in this thread is shocking, what happened to the good old tradition?

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Yep DHB. I've been too lazy to even fully produce the raws I bought back when I sent you samples, so let alone buying a new batch.

Source doesn't have deca or EQ at the moment so was considering blasting test + DHB for winter. It's at 100mg/ml

But since it seemed fad'y I wanted to know your opinion as a tester first.

>I'm probably going to hit 120 kg
Jesus christ. How's your BP

>pilot license

Nice. I'm considering getting mine as well, they're only 70k or so nowadays.

>own plane

I'll stick to cars.

Really though. I'm happy with my penthouse + jacuzzi. Money helped me pull some antics that got me my ex back without letting on I had money. And overall... I'm bored as fuck most of the time.

;_;

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Not even sure whether you're asking for bench or blood pressure right now.

hormones turned all of us gay

120/80 hovering about 100 kg right now. taking it easy right now. I peaked BW at 110 kg a few months ago. pic for reference
test and dhb will sure work. I don't like eq or deca too much desu

my best blast was simple 1-1.5 gram (not sure) test + 50-100 adrol


only heli licenses run that high, otherwise it's a lot lot cheaper.

anyway, the wife's letting me get it only after we move to a nice place.

thinking the same - jacuzzi, nice view, atelier for my wife, home gym possibly etc that's the priority. Flying can wait.

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70k is for a cpl, about 20k typrating for a a320.

If you only fly private with a diamond da42 or something like that the license is only about 10k

exactly this

I haven't properly moved in yet, still fighting to get approval for a jacuzzi on the balcony/patio.

Your wife sounds like my girlfriend. I like her already.

Oh and DHB is fucking amazing btw. I ran it years ago alongside sdrol.

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Yeah I meant a commercial license. I hope to one day own a sky sub.

>I won't. But still.

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you don't need approval when nobody knows because nobody sees

at least, that's my approach, haha

We're in the gains department. Not plg

Was wondering about blood pressure

>120/80 hovering about 100 kg
Impressive. My diastolic is fantastic but systolic sometimes jumps out of range.

>test and dhb will sure work
Awesome sauce, doesn't sound too bloaty either from what I heard. Was why I was thinking EQ over Deca too. Even if less gains.

>those traps
Can you even move your head properly, or put helmets on for that matter.

>BTW the lack of hot girls in this thread is shocking, what happened to the good old tradition?
I'm at the office, sorry for disappointing bro

>I ran it years ago alongside sdrol.
Main reason I'm deciding not to run my beloved tren this time round is just the digestion issues.

Don't want to handle with them this bulk round.

Sdrol wrecks my digestion the same way unfortunately. If not I'd run it in the blink of an eye.

Don't they have drones controlling that stuff? Government here does, to control terraces and being able to tax you more.

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Any UKbros know if this site is legit or atleast any good uk sources??

w-what.

I'll just snipe the drones down

well, when i was 110kg with pump I had range of motion about 20 degrees when looking to either side
had to use like 5 pillows all over to sleep comfortably


back to work it is.

take care guys

It'd need some structural changes before it's safe and they're being difficult. Gf is finishing up her degree in structural engineering so I'm letting her handle it.

Jano is sort of right. But it's possibly unsafe.

>no source talk.

Help me out what do you mean with sky sub

But you can go a long way with ppl and a decent plane, as long as you don't open up a airline or cargoline nobody has to know
Don't worry I got you covered

Say I am at 110kg with about 70 - 130 but my bpm are 80+ probably the tren but do I need to worry about pulse too?

Bye have a qt for the road

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Check the gif. It was a joke, sort of.

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the tren is telling me to get that cool swastika tattoo I always wanted but I know it's not a very good idea, what should I do friends?

ah sry i am retarded.

but next best thing would be a piper supercup. that thing defies all rules of physic and aerodynamics

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sharpy drawing and see how it feals

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Is it still important to take a week or two to transition from cut to bulk if I'm on gear?

>inb4 sarms are shit just hop on gear
currently on an 8 week lgd 4033 cycle, 5mg ed
i’ve been doing a 6 day split ppl, first 3 days high weight last 3 days hypertrophy because i want to get strong but also get nice aesthetics
my question is do i need to do hypo on lgd or can i get the same/better growth doing 6 days heavy strength?

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Are you brain damaged

yeah man

Oh sweet welcome aboard brah

not quite brain damaged enough to pin test because i want kids and like my hair but i’m close enough

ESTP, let me save you, I will give you anything and everything you have ever dreamed of. You will never have to lift a finger again in your life. Be the queen you deserve to be.

kids and hair are overrated brah
Just steal the kids and colour in your bald head
Works for me

sounds good bro gonna hop on test/tren stack now

You’re not fooling anyone crusader

How do people post shit like this without feeling like complete retards?

np brah, happy to help
make sure to maximise DHT's to really get that noggin nice n smooth

>visits Jow Forums
the fucking hypocrisy

>not quite brain damaged enough to pin test
>takes unknown meme chemicals with same side effects + more unknown side effects
you're a dummy

>only one testicle
>2nd one cramped out after puperty
>on trt + every component you ever heard of for 10years
>still enough sperm according to a spermiogram to get girls pregnant
>got a vasectomy to make sure it wont happen

That's my anecdote for fertility

Is it normal to have a limp dick on pct? I'm on my second week of tamoxifen

Nigga I ran Tamoxifen Düring a cruise that gave me a lil pump in the nipple and it destroyed my libido completely. I hate it

yeah and it's not the tamoxifen doing it, it's the fact that the exogenous testosterone has now exited your system and your endogenous production hasn't picked back up yet

>20

>Worked out maybe like 2ish months on juice getting compounds down. Gained 20lb ended up losing 15 in jail cause shit food no pct and fast metabolism. Kept it for awhile but buying protein got expensive.

>got gyno in right nip im trying to reverse a Lil with a month of nolva b4 I cycle again ill have it removed after.

what is the best way to cycle when u have gyno? I have some test c lying around but I was thinking anavar instead of dbol this time lol.

Ik what a joke.

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Thanks bros, I was pretty worried

Inb4 roiding for this. Cause Ik it's shit but I lost a lot of weight

Don't fucking try dbol if you have any gyno.
Test + mast will get rid of your gyno. Look it up
Add winny if you are deadset on an oral.

I shouldn't say get rid of. But test+mast cycle will not even touch it. Might even make it smaller while on due to the anti-e effects of mast

I'm looking to bulk I'm small af isnt Winny for cutting?

>Test and tren gave me gyno
>Throwing asin and nolva at it
>Can't tell if it's actually gotten a little better or if it's in my head

RIP

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Yeah, same here. Got tested while on dihydroboldenone and methyltren. And test ofcourse.

Still able to get girls pregnant.

Oh /fraud/ look at this

The swelling and tenderness will go down of course since you remove the stimulating factor but if it's actual gyno the tissue will remain and that shit ain't leaving without knives getting involved or maybe (maybe) a course of raloxifene but I ain't so sure about that.

Letro killed mine. It gets sensitive on high e2 but it's no longer noticeable. Can't even feel it anymore.

I made the average dutch guy + mast meet girl vid into a gif. Enjoy.

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The lumpy shit actually went away? Fuck, I want that. How is letro though?

That's fucking gross why wouldn't he have that removed

>tfw have gyno but dont trust some retarded plastic surgeon to not fuck up terribly

>ended up losing 15 in jail
what was your beef?
you were gay for stay?

Underaged ban pls

Any of y’all deal with a distended stomach and manage to rid of it? Specifically in the lower area

I’m lean but can stick out the lower half of my stomach like I’m 6 months pregnant it’s disgusting

Pretty sure it’s caused by my large intake of coffee. It’s fucking up the intestinal walls and bloating me like crazy

How little do you eat that you think your gigantic gut is from coffee lmao

dyel and a newfag

get the fuck out

Very little. Something has been fucking up my digestion for months on end and I end up looking like this pic

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>the absolute state of (you)

I handled letro just fine. Others get depressed, lethargic etc from the lack of e2.

Raloxifene basically does the same thing. I destroyed all e2. Ralox keeps e2 from getting to breast tissue. Same results in theory.

What are you on?

Also, looks relatively normal. I can do that too. I think we all can.

>getting caught
>having a record
oof

Samefag

I can't believe I got memed into working out my chest, developed pecs are ugly as shit. now I look like I have breasts poking out of all my shirts baka

That's called gyno.

Kek

no it's just called developed pectoral muscles

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Gyno is no kek :(

Holy shit. As if he stopped the MtF hormones halfway through.

I don't know if you're serious but that's not gyno at all, it's actually just pecs.

cope harder. you look like shit and are gonna fuck up your cycle and your body

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but can you do leg day for me?

That's called bad pec insertions

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>bad pec insertions

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kek

So...has roiding helped any of you in the sex department?

More attention from women?

Why tf is my RHR 100-105? I do 40 min of steady state cardio a day (20 min walking to and from gym) and take meme Coq10 and hawthorne berry like a good goy

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Yeah, went from never getting girls to having a gf.

Yeah, went from having a gf to never getting girls