Hamplanet invited me over to her place for netflix and chill

Don't let anyone find out you smashed that planet

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holy shit no! just imagine, thats her BEST possible pic and its already like, 60lbs too much

I love a good braphog as much as the next high-t user, but that's just disgusting breh

I'm a fatass and even I would be disgusted and embarrassed to fuck that

> 60lbs too much
Did you mean 260?

I’d play with those tits

fuck dude. I personally wouldn't. How ugly are you? I am guessing you found her on Tinder. No other matches?

Oh no no no

Is it THAT bad ?

Same, only thing I want from her

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Jesus fucking christ user have some self respect.

yea thats morbidly obese man, theres gotta be something better

thats a lot of woman

dont

Holy shit bro
Don’t do it

Normal looking
I match with cuter normal weight roasties just don't have enough game, it seems too hard

>Is it THAT bad ?
Yes, you'll regret it

...

if you had any integrity as a man you wouldn't have made this thread in the first place. obvious answer is no if you have a shred of dignity

user, I...

Have some self-respect for yourself man.

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...seriously dude?

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HOLY FUCK user THAT BITCH IS A TRUCK

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i met this chubby 5'2 girl off tinder and it's the best. we just smoke weed and i feel up her big ass all night. have already literally covered her in cum before head to toe. it's great, peace bitch

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Chubby like in my pic ?

Dude, unless you actually have a THING for fat chicks, you're not thinking clearly. Legit, she's huge. Have a wank, then see how you feel after the baby batter has left your brain

I wouldn't, mate. But hey, each to their own. Just never tell anyone. Because she's a fucken troll

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Step 1: jerk off
Step 2: in your post-cum, reawakening to reality, honestly ask yourself if you'd still go over to her place
Step 3: Jerk off again if you still think it's a good idea

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Pass! PASS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

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You're right, I stand corrected. Maybe deny her the dick until she gets in better shape?

This
Jerk off and see if you still want her

>just another parasite

no dude. that's obese. chubby girls dont have cellulite ridden skin pouring out of their clothes.

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Making them laugh is without a doubt the best way. Puts em at ease and facilitates more conversation

Her boobs are all bra padding. Don't be fooled. She doesn't even have titty monster mega milk cleavage

Come on man, you already knew the answer before you posted.

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Just do it OP. Tell us about it.

not Op but

>tfw never have any issue making people laugh, whether guys or girls
>26 year old kissless virgin

thats what i get for being ugly as fuck and weird/autistic/ADD i guess

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Alright, but what about her tits

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I originally said no. But OP should take pics and video and post it. Only if you're shredded though

Like that dude who recorded through discord and posted the audio.

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If her face is pretty you should fuck her. I guarantee she's in to a bunch of kinky shit.

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If you wouldn't put your face in it, don't put your dick in it.

Tell her you're not ready to fuck on the first encounter but she can blow you. Lie on your back, don't watch her and think about someone hot. Bust a nut, gtfo and never contact her again

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Too big don’t do it

I’ve done some nasty regrettable shit on tinder but thank god ive never been as desperate as op

Imagine the smell

Post pic and let us judge

Holy fuck OP. I'm a 26 year old kissless virgin and even I wouldn't fuck that. How do people get this desperate for sex?

also
>hasnt had sex in only 8 months
>DUDE IM TOO AUTISTIC TO TALK TO GIRLS

how big are we talking here? ive done a 165cm, 75ish kg slampig and already felt terrible when she was on her fours, had to do her missionary because FUCK that was disgusting.
I can't fathom fucking something fatter than that.

This, but seriously. Regardless of if she’s actually almost fuckable to you, people that heavy tend to smell really bad and sour in the crotch area and possibly other parts of her body.

Plus their bed smells of dried sweat and dead skin.

oh my fucking god if the survival of the human race depended on me fucking that hambeast i'd let her starve for at least 2 first

>that car barely hiding her monstrous face
my sides
please dont bro

I just noticed:
Based 96 get. 96 because you’d have to be on top

OP,

If she ride you, it's going to hurt. And you can't penetrate her deep enough because of the fat.

Ya I know they say fat girls are the best sex because they are willing to do anything, but no. Their technique sucks and you won't be able to get an erection because ugly.

Why the fuck did you even swipe on that disgusting shit?

>not swipping right on everything for maximum efficiency

Oh for the love of Jesus stop posting her pics already, she is yuk as fuck

Fuck off

It's a waste of time for alphas with standards like myself. Only swipe on women that are deserving of my cock.

I don't need to message or get matches with yuck bitches to boost my ego. I already know women are attracted to me and bed women with ease

I thought that was Pikachu from the thumbnail...

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>bed women with ease
>has to use tinder

lel

exposed

Brother, no.
Celibacy is preferable to degeneracy.

Post your flabby shitty body.

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>Fucked a random tinder Thai cross dresser in a hotel yesterday

Had to do it for the experience but it was awful, left after 40 mins

Nothing like the trap porn

Not just no, but hell no.

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How's tinder in Thailand? Just Thai prostitutes, or also tourists / normal locals?

>record it
>beauty and the hambeast II

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yes

No.

Do it, I'm gonna do the same

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any holes a goal

It was in Ohio lol they were traveling through town and I jumped on the opportunity

And it sucked. I appreciate women more now

Don't degrade yourself to this level OP

Have some DIGNITY dude

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Are you fucking kidding me? NO BRO

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No.
gas yourselves