So I heard you can bench more with a girl sitting on you because it raises testosterone...

So I heard you can bench more with a girl sitting on you because it raises testosterone. I don't have a gf but I have a lot of anime girl pillows, can I just lay one of those on me while benching? I already asked my gym manager and they said it's ok, so would that work too? thanks

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That tiny change in testosterone isn't gonna do shit in that short of a time frame. Adrenaline is more important if you want to lift more. Do something that gets you angry and pumped

I'm gay so I just have a guy spot me. It really turns me on knowing his balls are dangling literally inches from my face, separated only by a thin piece of cloth. You could try that.

What a stupid thread, thank god your worthless genes won't be passed on.

Dumb anime poster.

it would definitely work since its what youre into, itll raise your test. you should do it user.

do you want the extra gains or not?

> since it's what you're into
inb4 some user kicked out of gym for doing bench presses with a pair of womens' socks on his face

>I already asked my gym manager and they said it's ok

what the fuck

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No because if you get an erection it drains blood away from your pecs and tris, therefore reducing the amount of blood you can use and decreasing your lift. I'll use those 250mL of blood for my lift thanks

If you're lifting heavy doesn't the blood avoid going to your dong?

Not if you're getting a hard cock it's not. Which is why you shouldn't get one as it draws the blood away from the working muscle fibers

> my dick holds 250ml
nigga you mean your dick is 1/4 of a liter?

its going to divert blood away from your muscles and into your dick

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I use my anime pillow like a bench

sounds even more hot that they don't know the real motive for them spotting you.

So I heard you can bench more with a girl sitting on you because it raises testosterone.
Well I’m your sister and it’s my duty to test it out on you.
S-so take of your shirt and let me sit in your l-lap you dummy.

W-wha what’s that hard lump?
Pervert!

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Hey gym manager, can I use a medicinal pillow to help me excersises?
Yeah, no problem user. Let us know if we can help you with anything.

Oh God yes more please.

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As someone who just bought another cover and A&J body pillow I must admonish you.

Geeze user, no wonder you don’t have a girlfriend yet. If you get like this from me sitting on your lap, what would happen if I were to push you back and lay on you?
H-hey, don’t touch me there. Go lower. Yeah, you pervert you know exactly what to do don’t you? You imagine doing this?

If you’re going to touch them at least go under my shirt, idiot.

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What the fuck are you doing to your little sister you freak?

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Ask your spotter to badmouth your waifu while you are at it for extra test spike

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Tried that.
Got depressed and cried
Dropped the bar on my chest
It’s ok my scrotum will be repaired soon

Okay stop now user, my erection can only be so painful.

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PANTSU ON FACE FOR MAX GAINZZZZZ