ITT best ways to piss off normies at the gym

Masturbate the barbell between sets

once there was cum on one bench in the locker room, noone was any happy about it

Ask gym thots in the free weights section “why are you in the men’s section?”

Bring 7 of your bros with you and be as intimidating as possible, with a conversational tone at shouting level.

>lifting dumbells
>normie comes and sits down right next to me at a incline seat
>expects me move
>I dont
>he just watches me lift thinking to himself how to be brave and say something
>he never summons the courage
>after I finish my set I just look at him barely holding back my laughter
>he gets up and quickly walks to a different one

Kek

>>piss on all the toilet seats
anyone else unironically do this to every public toilet?

i especially enjoy doing it when the toilet is shared by both genders

Wait for there to be only one or two people on the treadmill, then get on the one right next to them when there are a ton of other free ones

Don't rerack the weights.
Or worse, mis-rack them. Put at least 4 20kg plates in front of the 5kg/10kg ones on the same pin. Put all the light plates on the bottom pins of the tree and leave the heavier ones lying around in a pile. Or fuck it, just make a big pile of plates, with the heavy ones on top. Get some HIIT making it, and annoy the shit out of everyone else.

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If your goal is to get people to look at you like you're a mix of disgusting and stupid then go ahead I guess

I don’t get it. Why would he expect you to leave while you’re clearly still lifting?

Son of a

get everyones attention by grunting loudly and shouting LIGHT WEIGHT BABY C'MON
flail around and take up more space than necessary

Inshallah, Europeans need to adopt Islam

just build the huge tower of weights

Yeah, I even piss on the floor so the workers have to clean it up. Fuck them, rude assholes.

I was standing and curling next to the adjustable bench. He wanted me to move but I didnt. He was going out of his way to exert his will on me but it didnt work and he looked retarded

Kek the high school posse that shows up and have 3 spotters for the guy benching 95 pounds

When I was 5 I thought it was funny

And you're such a beta that this event has stuck with you for how long? Meanwhile the guy you "BTFO'd" in such a "based" manner probably forgot about it the minute he left the gym later to fuck his 10/10 gf.

you are looking at this all wrong

just imagine how many jobs you have created throughout your life

>beta
>BTFO’d
>fuck his 10/10 gf
Literally kys incel

They'd get paid to clean the toilet anyway, it just makes their job worse

It happened today. Are you him? If not how are you so upset over a post on Jow Forums?

no u

This. OP I do the same thing. When I go to bars or pubs, I won't even be drunk, but I'll piss all over the floors, sinks, in trashcans, etc.

Just so other people who wagecuck have to clean my piss and on top of it, they usually think it's the most drunk guy there.

Always a fun time

>someone lifting infront of the mirror
>walk between him and the mirror

I do this, I piss on the toilet roll as well, turning it into yellow mush.

>t.Seething roastie