How much could a cow deadlift?

How much could a cow deadlift?

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>Cow

What else is it? It looks like cow and maybe there's some other breed that has two tits instead of 4.

He'd have to use a thumbless grip.

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It's a cow that has been selectively bred through numerous generations with other cattle that possess a double muscle gene. Its then been pumped full of test.

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mirin those neck genetics

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Under the fuck rated

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>be me, before I knew about this website
>"people like this can't be real"
>*visits /b/ a few times*
>jesus fucking Christ they exist

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yo it's the New Guy

>parents different races
>kid is a gay weeb
>jews
it hurts to look at

Imagine if this was done with Humans

zero because cows cant even stand up

He was called ronnie "light weight" coleman

Untrained, probably about 1200 pounds

There have been some cases of extreme myostatin (a protein that regulates muscle growth) deficiency in humans, but the odds of having it on both the mother and fathers side are extremely slim.

hmm
I guess he isnt roiding
full natty

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I just had a thought

>go to doctors, have testicles removed
>put in gigantic bull testicles in their place
>become absolutely M A S S I V E without needing roids

The only downside is if you want kids you have to fuck a cow lmao

>dad is a chink
>mom is a euro jew
>son is a gay weeb, prolly a furry too
>parents look dissapointed but they're too weak to do anything
Racemixing: Not Even Once

Y don't u ask ur mum?

big deal, he’d be nothing without steroids

With that much bull Sperm in your veins you'll be begging farmers to fuck their cows

i'd just want to jizz on everything desu.

>you came to the wrong pasture mother fucker