Does your girlfriend appreciate all the lifting you do?

>girlfriend
does that mean i get a free girlfriend?

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Np brother, we're all going to make it

>gf is slightly chubby and has a gut since we've been together
>go back to the gym to get Jow Forums in hopes it will motivate her to get Jow Forums with me and finally fulfill my dream of being a Jow Forums couple
>3 months into lifting my gains are coming back and she's commenting me on how much bigger I've got and wants us to have sex more
>she doesn't want to come to the gym with me and won't listen to any advice I give her on how to get in shape
Feels bad man. She's perfect in literally every other aspect, but if she refuses to get in decent shape I feel like I'm going to have to leave her.

Since I'm still on the 5x5 meme, I am a lot stronger than I look. People are usually shocked at the strength/look ratio. I was able to do it before, but I love hearing her laugh when I chase her and grab her and throw her over my shoulder like it's nothing.

I think she's told me that she liked my body once, but she gets very feelsy around my pecs during sex.

I get this. Mine is a cardio bunny but it doesn't show because she's top heavy like her mom. Fantastic legs and ass but stomach pouch and chubby around the face, with a hint of mom arms.

Since lifting though my standards have changed and I hate myself for it.

yhh bby. she loves it

>girlfriend

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im wiping a tear from my eye user. sensational

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No, but I have an agreement with my gf right now if I can get down to 189 I get to film her blowing me and can dress her up in anything I want and do almost anything I want and can take as long I as want to get different angles.

>girlfriend

Do you live together? Do you prepare her meals?

It's easier to cut down on her calories than it is to make her put in an effort at the gym every day. Buy lower calorie foods for her. Try giving her lots of water (cold water) before meals, cold water burns calories and water fills her up so she eats less. Also try not to buy snacks, only do food during meals.

>guy that has to buy food and cook for gf

>A gorilla can bench 2000lbs
Why are /an/ faggots so exaggerated about claims regarding animals that they cant prove

>Do you live together? Do you prepare her meals?
We live separately and she's the one who prepares the meals. It's a good trade off because she does fantastic meal prep for me on the weekends, and I feel like she's good enough of a cook to make a healthy meal for herself. Her weight loss strategy right now is to cut carbs and do cardio.
I recommended that she should drink more water and focus on going to a workout class or light weight lifting.

>cold water burns calories

My boyfriend just does cardio. I got him to lift a bit yesterday at the gym. I just want him to get his sex drive back and fuck me.

Havent had womanly contact in a couple years because i pre-reject out of fear at this point

where do I find a cute amazon woman this is my fetish

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My girlfriend lifts with me, which is nice. She's getting pretty strong too. Almost hit 1 pl8 at 5'3" ~120. I like to think that both of its lifting will help give us fit children

This makes me think, can a man slap a woman who gropes them without getting arrested?

In theory, yes.
The concept of girlfriend I have formed in my head appreciates me lifting.

>cuddling, she's the big spoon

over the line.

>gf

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She won't admit it, but she does. She gets worried that I'm going to cheat on her because she thinks women throw themselves at me. Which is partially true.

>I'm going to cheat on her because she thinks women throw themselves at me. Which is partially true.
>partially true
it's not women throwing themselves at you, is it?

Hypothetically, yes.

I do get some throws.

Came here for this

No. She was attracted to me because of it and then subsequently told me that she doesn't understand why I'm lifting all the time.

Of course, that's because she thinks lifting turns you into some weird superhuman monster with a roid gut. Her idea of working out is a light jog.

>but I love hearing her laugh when I chase her and grab her and throw her over my shoulder like it's nothing.

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>>cuddling, she's the big spoon
This is literally the only problem in your scenario, fucking homo.

tell her that you want her to come to the gym with her and pester her until she has pants
then reward her with sex and healthy food.

You're pitiful

>heat isn't energy
>calories aren't energy
>cold water doesn't reduce your inner body temperature, which your body will bring back up, burning calories
What exactly are you saying.

Fpbp
Based and redpilled
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I think mine is impressed how dedicated I am, and also enjoys how much energy I have because of it

>cuddling, she's the big spoon
>mentions how much she loves skinny guys smaller than she is
That's the opposite of a problem.

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this

whats her adress?

>Does your girlfriend appreciate all the lifting you do?
>your girlfriend
>your
>girlfriend

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thats pathetic dude, that sounds like you dont even like eachother

... does my gf browse Jow Forums

My ex made me aware that because of my thighs to calve ratio I look like a deer.

She didn't, but the next one, whoever she may be, hopefully will ;)

it does. It just burns very few

>hey there Jow Forums I'm single, dingle and ready to mingle
you're a cock sucker and I hope you kill yourself.

this gif is now my motivation

She did, but then I told her I'll stop if she ever compliments me about it again unless I look like I finally made it. So she stopped.

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I was in the exact same spot you're in now. My gf had a 10/10 personality and was really cute, but she had a gut she refused to address. I started to make some real gainz and she loved it. But when I started lifting and she wouldn't make any effort to better herself I just couldn't go on with it. If we were living together, or even closer than we were at the time (3 hours away) I could have helped with her diet. I wasn't going to be stuck with a fatty for the rest of my life, so I moved on. I sucked but it had to be done.

Literally me. 2.5 years in and still no changes... I don't know if I can live with it forever.

No. She got insecure because women started coming on to me all the time at my bar job (I'm a bouncer) when i got /fit while she went from a sexy 120 lber to a chubby 145. She asked me to quit my job. Instead I dumped her. Now I bring home bar cuties every weekend. Saw her at the store the other day, she's pushing 160 now at least. So glad I bailed.

MARRY HER

Easily top 10 most autistic posts on Jow Forums.

Mostly on a bulk. When I was at my heaviest while lifting she couldn't get enough of my dick. I'm down to 180 and she still digs it, but definitely not as much as when I was over 200

How did I get a tall gf as a 5'8 manlet? I want one so badly.

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In the beginning when she herself was skinny, yes. Then we started to work out together, and she continued to appreciate it.

Then I continued working out and she stopped. She continued to gain weight and then stopped caring as much. Probably was making her insecure.

We broke up, and I'm looking better than ever. Can't imagine she's gotten herself back below 130lbs at 5'2"

I feel you bro. I get some too. It's at least once a week or so, and a lot of times its way hotter girls than I ever imagined I could score. And I'm a bit of a fatty at 6' 235lbs. Broad shouldered/chested guy, actually would probably look super Chad if I was fit, but I have a pot belly because I drink way too much. I must have some kind of alpha vibe I put off though, would consider myself pretty beta in general but everywhere I go other dudes call me "boss" when addressing me and occasional women throw themselves at me. I sometimes wonder if I actually worked out and got in shape just how charismatic I'd be and how much those throws would increase.

Other girls do more than she does

The weird thing too is I look like a slob. Go out a lot with bed Head, teeth unbrushed, cigarette hanging out my mouth wearing non designer t shirts and khaki shorts or jeans, but I do drive a super nice"look at me, I have a lot of money" truck. Maybe that has something to do with it. Iuno.

>gf gropes my ass constantly
>whenever I bend to get something she comments on how my muscles are showing
>since I got under 15%BF she's started biting and kissing my abs before sex
>gropes my pecs during sex
>whenever I come home from the gym she asks how it went and calls me a beast when I happened to set a new PR
>chubby/thicc qt314 with a 10/10 ass who's completely devoted to me
>just today she told me she wants to do everything in her power to be as hot as humanly possible for me, so she's joining a gym as soon as her semester starts

I think I might be making it, Jow Forums. Life looks good right now.

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gross. kys

Youll never be chad
Ever
Fucking EVER!!!!!11!1111!!!!

Nice blog

really jealous man. honestly insulting that you even used a pepe image for your post.

No one ever looks at someone with a truck and thinks they have money

>Ask qt out
>She says yes holy fuck
>The text game is shit, I'm bad at it in general
>Realize she is losing interest fast, friendzone her before she can do it to me out of pride
>Suddenly text game isn't shit and is solid
>Never pay her any compliments even when she is baiting for it hard with shit like "I'm ugly boohoo"
>Now she makes comments about how big and strong I am and how she wishes she could find a guy like that
I'm imagining its far too late but what do you lads think

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DRUMPH!

True and wholesome

what the fuck is wrong with you

Yeah she's like "whoa look at your arms and legs"
Then i make her sit on my face until I've had my fill

She does actually.

>"I love when you hug me, you're so big"
>we're actually the same height

The other day she gave me a blowjob for the first time and she was touching and grabbing my ass the entire time.
Feels good I guess.

Livin the dream

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If you wanna look at it with straightforward numbers. Let's say cold water is at 4°C.
You drink 500 ml = ~500g of water. To bring it up to 37C you're gonna have to use up 16.5 Calories warming that water up.

I don't know I've been asking myself that a long time

Fuck other girls in the meantime, if she sees how much attention you're getting she will want to fuck you too

>girlfriend

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thank you for contributing

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not enough detail to tell if you still have a shot at fucking her, but you should obviously go for it because what else is her value to you? you started talking to her because you wanted to fuck her, so the next time she seems particularly flirty go for the kill and don't look back. allow her to reject you and brush it off.

in any case you need to be thinking about OTHER GIRLS asap. if she's the only one you're considering this gives her all the power, whether you let her know or not. you'll know. you'll feel the stakes are high and it will make you weak.

i laughed

You deserve to be castrated for complaining.

She fucking complains about all the time I spend in the gym.
Then she has the audacity to compliment, grab and bite my ass, massage my arms when we're spooning, and moaning how big my back feels when I'm fucking her on top.

And she has the audacity to complain when I go exercise. Every. Single. Fucking. Time.

I love her tho rly.

tell her to shut up because you're going to go get big so you can fuck her brains out
jesus you fucking faggot you're retarded.

she complains cus she likes it

women are dumb

spoilers: you and I actually do have brain damage, from multiple sources

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>implying

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Damn I’m jelly, great job bro.

My gf fluctuates between complimenting and touching my muscles, and calling me "disgusting" (though it sounds like a joke) when I flex and saying how she liked me skinnier.

What does she actually want brehs? I don't understand.

calories. not kcal. like how food is actually measured.

>congratulations, drinking a glass of cold water instead of room-temp helped you burn the same amount of energy it takes to write your name on a piece of paper.

you're not wrong, it technically does take energy from your body, just such a minute amount it's wasteful to even suggest or argue about it in terms of losing weight.

Hey, if all that matters is CICO then drink all the cold water you can. Why not right?