>Bro spotting me on bench
>holding on to the bar not letting me lift it up
>try to punch him so he fucks off
>accidentally touch his dick instead
Is it over Jow Forums? I'm not sure if I can look him in the eye ever again
Embarrassing Gym Experiences
Easton Wright
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Gavin Stewart
Where I come from the rule on incidental dick contact is: it only counts as gay if either of you liked it.
Robert Wilson
Did you say no homo within 5 seconds after this incident? user, this is very important.
Juan Walker
instantly but it was too late
Anthony Roberts
I think you're gay now, might as well just suck him off.
Zachary Carter
haha fag
Jace Martin
But I said no homo
Jackson Hughes
He needs to touch your dick to bring balance in your friendship
Colton Morales
Well OP. Time to kill yourself.
Grayson Hill
"accidentally"
Landon Rogers
>haha
Andrew Martin
Fuck I know that feeling
>have a good childhood friend I don't see that often
>he's kinda goofy and we always have a good laugh
>see him at the gym
>think I'll playfully slap his ass
>he walks straight at me so my brain malfunctions and I just straight up grab his nutsack
>can't even look him in the eyes and try to quickly play it off and slap the ass
>goes horribly wrong and I just proceed to rest my hand on his ass cheek
>immediately want to commit suicide
>leave the situation with haste and don''t even look at his direction
>change gyms
He was at one point pretty much my best friend but I'd be happy if I never saw him again.
I ain't even gay or anything.
Gabriel Peterson
You actually raped your best friend user.
Jordan Flores
Suddenly I don't feel so bad, Jesus fucking Christ user
Dylan Lee
nigga you gay
Owen Morales
>didn't even say no homo
Jeremiah Hall
Connor Green
Honestly, the sudden and dramatic removing yourself from his life cinches it. Now that will be the last memory he has of you. It will gradually replace all of his other memories of you and how you got bashful and ran away, frightened of your love for senpai.
Parker Turner
Well we don't really live in the same town any more so it had been a few years since I saw him last time before that incident and I think he was just visiting some friends or his parents over here.
But it's every fucking time.
>be kinda socially stunted loner
>want to start developing social skills
>do something social or "put myself out there"
>these things happen
I think I should just never leave my home any more.
Jaxon Powell
>I think I should just never leave my home any more.
I mean if you sporadicaly rape people by accident it might be best to avoid social situations
Jacob Diaz
I was just fucking with you. Cringe is the DOMS of social gains.
Robert Long
>Cringe is the DOMS of social gains.
t. aristotle
Austin Moore
>Cringe is the DOMS of social gains.
I like this post, mind if I remember it?
Christian Hughes
This. You also need to film it and post it here
Cooper Ward
Landon Torres
I hope this is real
Landon Taylor
>One week into Freshman year at college
>decide to go to the gym
>leg pressing in front of some qts
>at the bottom of the rep I rip one of the loudest and foulest farts known to man
>cant play it off, obvious it came from me
>decide that if I pretend to laugh at myself, I wont look as cringeworth
>grills are now loudly snickering at me
fuck normans
Connor Gomez
I was doing preacher curls next to a girl and there's no seat so you have to stand there with your ass out. The sudden exertion made me fart in an awkward position. It didn't make noise or even any smell, instead my anus muscles got cramped and I had to finish the set with a cramped asshole
Blake Diaz
This one happened today.
>Be 5'9 68k Manlet
>Start lifting after two years off for injury - serious injury
>Go into gym see 5'5" cute blondie with thick legs, decent tits and shoulders as wide as mine.
>Finally Deadlift 70kg for reps.
>She's doing muscle ups and looking at me frequently.
>Feeling awesome about deadlifting above my bodywieght.
>She walks over on before last set.
>How many sets you have do you have left? (really polite and smiling)
>Last one, w-want me to unload the bar for you.
>No, that's fine.
>I go over to do lat pull downs(still to weak to do pull ups).
>She's doing 70kg like it's nothing.
>Fail 1st set on pull down at 9.
>She's doing sets of 5 with 85kg now.
>Rest of my workout is crap.
>As I walk out she is doing handstand shoulder press against a wall.
Totally mirin here in a "fuck you're strong" way but that just hit me after what was a small triumph
William Ward
New Jow Forums banner?
Anthony Lopez
>Cringe is the DOMS of social gains
nice quote, saving it for future generations.
Ryder Rogers
DOMS lasts a couple days, max. Cringe lasts a lifetime
Michael Ortiz
>Cringe lasts a lifetime
only if you're a faggot who doesn't allow himself to recover, just like lifting.
Julian Russell
Don't even try and argue against that quote
Parker Flores
Oh man i did something similar
>be me
>in pub, bit pissed
>see mate at bar
>walk up behind him
>shout "wahey" and slap his arse
>turns round
>total stranger wearing same shirt as my freind
Mfw
At least he didnt wink at me.
James Torres
>I ain't even gay or anything
Yes,yes you are.
Adrian Edwards
The lat machine slipped from my hands once and the boom resounded across the entire gym
Julian Jenkins
>be me
>do SS
>do cardio after workout on treadmill
>go slow cuz 20%+ bf fatty
>decide to go faster and see if I can last
>ok endurance
>get autist attack and decide to go all out in the last 60 seconds because favorite song/chorus
>it's hard and I'm struggling
>get sudden urge to gomad+protein fart without a warning, can't hold it in
>I rip by far the loudest fart that has ever left Mianus
>song blasting on max so loud that my ears hurt, still clearly audible over the screaming vocals
>I can feel my body and ass become one in the most terrific, vibrating experience I've had >still shaking while running, surprised by the sudden eruption
>all cardiobunnies and gymbros around me get off their treadmill in an instant and leave, visibly shocked
>feel heavy matter on my underwear
>can't contain my autism
>whatwouldchaddo.mp4
>smile and act as if nothing happened
>mfw walking past the horrified gymthots and gymbros and out of the gym
Robert Bennett
alpha as fuck lol
Christian Watson
Holy shit you just proves your dominance over all of those cunts. If they don't come back, they're not worthy.
Jayden Bailey
Power move
Aaron Parker
Chad desu
Julian Turner
Kek
Wyatt Lee
Alpha as fuck
Chase Long
Bros,
Homoerotic behaviors are near universal. Males just do it. So what - if caught up in the head, breathe.
Guys who have issues - watch out. Keep your eyes on them - trouble or cruisin'
Nolan Sanders
This. Shit like this happens all the time, so what?
Charles Edwards
>Y-yeah, coming off like a complete hom is fine, boys...
Excuse your faggotry
Isaiah Price
>He doesn't into bromance
Robert Lewis
>100kg warmup on squats
>no clips because babby weight
>12 reps done, time to rerack
>bar lands on one side and slips down on other
>it's happening
>2 plates fall off on one side
>2 plates fall off on other side
>shit loads of people staring at me
>the guy on the rack left of me almost got his foot crushed by plate
>ask him "u okay?"
>he mumbles in aspy
>mkay
>everyone acts like nothing happened
>went better than expected
>continue lifting
>never see aspy again at gym
Evan Ortiz
>he fell for the squat meme
user, I...
Angel Evans
>first day working out with bro
>ate a big lunch earlier
>gym is packed
>bro asks me to ask chads on the bench if they’re finishing up soon
>”yea sure”
>start walking over to them
>gym is small and narrow so have to walk past a few qts on the treadmills to get to them
>unexpected fart pops out and makes a loud snapping noise
>I try to play it off and act confused
>”b-boy th-these shoes are s-squeaky!”
>pretend to try and recreate noise with shoes, but it’s a matt floor
>”y-you guys a-almost do-“
>the smell hits and it’s rotten. chads make disgusted faces, especially the one being spotted because he’s lower. I hear qts making disgusted noises behind me
>”yea we’re done”
>call bro over and smell passes quickly
>qts get off treadmills at the same time. bro has no idea why they give us both dirty looks as they leave
Jackson Sullivan
Dude, I deadlifted more than 70kg the first time I entered a gym and I'm a total couchpotatoe. 70kg for a deadlift is literally nothing. You seriously need to eat more.
Noah Carter
haha, do it
Liam Rogers
I know that feel bro
>at gym on Roman chair
>qt I've been watching that I swear was eyeing me walks over to the space in front of me and begins doing stretches
>facing away bending over repeatedly so I have a natural view of her ass right in front of me
>figure I'll say something to her after I'm done
>2nd to last rep on Roman chair
>loud 3 second fart
>see her physically jolt still
>drop down and leave without looking at her or saying anything
>starting going at night because 24 four gym
>this has to be intentional
Austin Edwards
Haven't laughed that hard in a while
Cameron Roberts
>all these nasty fart stories
>not going to the gym with emptied bowels
disgusting, the lot of you
Jackson Miller
I would use the assisted dip/pull-up machine to push against the weight from the pull-up area.
Carter Bailey
How can you fuck up THIS badly ?
Jason Garcia
my sides
Nathaniel Taylor
Got spotted internally rotating my shoulders and was instabil vanned from the gym
Anthony Brooks
Man you guys need to control your flatulence
Jeremiah Thompson
I'm in a dorm room you fuck I can't be laughing this hard
David Fisher
>I am a Ukrainian American
>Western European American friends constantly push Slavic memes and retarded mock accents that make me want to gouge into my ears
>at gym
>hear someone else nearby talking to his friends amidst the noise
>he's obviously Russian
>see goofy friends come around
>my obnoxious friends show up late again
>wearing adidas pants
>oh shit
>oh please no
>TOMIC, SUKA BLJAT HAHAHAHA
>kind of wave
>Russian guy looks at me
>eye contact
>I kind of shrug in exasperation
>unexpectedly, he laughs his ass off and they all head out
>I have to make sure to not see this nigga ever again
>switch gyms
Aiden Johnson
>be me
>have child hood-friend
>always have a good time together think I may like like him
>think he might like me back too but is too afraid admit it
>highschool ends and dont see him for awhile
>see him at my gym one day!
>nowsmychance.gif
>I go up to talk to him and before I say a word he grabs my balls
>this is forward but I like it
>try to look him in the eyes but looks away ashamed
>try to say I feel the same but he just grabs my ass and runs out them gym.
>havent seen him since.
WHY ARE PEOPLE AFRAID TO LOVE Jow Forums???
Andrew Gomez
>Ukrainian American
>Ukrainian
>American
Either you're American or you're not now get out faggot
Nathaniel Allen
>doing leg pulls on a stretch machine
>aductor muscle rips in half
>piss myself
Ryder Smith
holy fuck, that gif is icing on the cake
Robert Brown
Stupid kid, you still have a 25% chance of survival.
Jackson Hall
>what is descent?
Camden Sanchez
>Cringe is the DOMS of social gains.
Christian Evans
Jej
Liam Edwards
>what is assimilation
Don't be a nigger.
Jeremiah James
But I consider myself 100% American
Liam Perez
Maybe I'm missing the point but this sounds fine just maybe a little bit embarrassing.
Eli Sanchez
It still doesn't change his ancestry.
Jaxon Gutierrez
the worst
Kayden Campbell
This is the gayest thing I've read today
Adam Johnson
OH NONONONONO
Aaron Long
>Cringe is the DOMS of social gains.
Wise words. I'll remember this
Gavin Moore
>fondling a dudes junk while he holds you down
there's no going back now
John Green
Gay
Jack Taylor
>that just hit me after what was a small triumph
What was the triumph? She was looking at you frequently because she was waiting for you to finish.
Austin Jackson
Ryan Scott
XEX
John Hill
>be me
>in gym waiting for girl to finish with leg press machine
>she's taking forever
>I go to ask her if she'll let me work in on her set
>end up standing over her trying to get her attention
>she turns her head away and won't look at me
>I keep standing there
>autismolevel9000.jpg
>finally realize she has earbuds in and thinks I'm just creeping on her
>she gets up and quickly walks to her friends across the gym
>probably telling them how much I creeped her out
>I see her guy friend staring at me like he watched the whole thing
>I point to the legpress and shrug hoping he understands what I was trying to do
>I'm freaking out, don't even change the weight
>do a set and rush out of there
kill me.