>shout at the gym clown for spraying me with seltzer water during my set
>see him crying in the parking lot later
Shout at the gym clown for spraying me with seltzer water during my set
John Ramirez
Jack Gonzalez
why do you care about him. It's his life, live your life. if he's mentally ill so what. life's suffering get over it.
Juan Hall
He was probably one of us.
You should apologize next time you see him, but make sure he knows not to do that again.
Thomas Rogers
don't listem him op. you don't have to apologize on him. if he's too weak, it's not your problem. if you surround yourself with weak people, you will become yourself a weak person.
Bentley Cook
backstory?
Luis Barnes
>tfw the gym mime is making more gains than you despite not visibly lifting anything
William Edwards
>some insecure hispanic boomer went out of his way to try to "stare me down" when I first started going to the gym
>1 year later I look huge as fuck while he still looks dyel
>now when I see him he always looks at the ground or looks around nervously
>his eyes are always red like he hasn't slept for days
Feels fucking good. Fuck these people. Gonna mog him tonight for the lulz.
Owen Hughes
he probably just got some invisibells from the gym wizard.
Ian Ortiz
>tfw when the gym leprachaun didn't bring me the right weights I had asked for
>tfw when he tried to shine my shoes while I was doing ohp
Anthony Gutierrez
It's all about the mind to muscle connection user.
Asher Moore
>unsympathetic to the gym clown
never gonna make it
Jayden Carter
I love this post so fucking much
Brandon Thompson
>mfw gym manlet is doing leg extensions again
Hudson Roberts
>our local 35 year old boomer stopped taking steroids
>we have a gym bearded lady now
Adam Ross
My man
Hudson Baker
>Gym warlock decides to try summoning a succubus to "motivate" the other scrawny mage-types.
>Accidentally summons an incubus instead
>Incubus is shredded; ditches the gym warlock and becomes bros with the gym barbarian
>Easily seduces the qt3.14 gym cleric I've been crushing on; receives a Level 3 Blessing of Fortitude from her while she would only ever grudgingly give me a Level 1 Blessing
>We try to take revenge on the gym warlock but he opens a portal to Pandemonium and escapes
Fucking gym warlocks.
Owen Davis
>tfw the gym blacksmith refused to make me golden plates
Carter Lewis
>gym chaos monk won't teleport me to the Manlet Abyss until I finish his stupid mini-quest
>have to make due with the Dungeon of Gym Safety
Isaiah Collins
Warlock keeps sucking out my gains with his succubus
>mfw
Benjamin Jackson
Kek
Carter Green
>tfw the gym puppet can lift heavier pretend weights than you
FUCK
Alexander Richardson
>tfw the gym magician makes my water bottle disappear
>makes it reappear after I walk all the way back from the fountain
Daniel Diaz
Christian Martin
>gym acrobat doing impressive stunts and flips
>yell at him to cheer him on
>he gets distracted and breaks his collarbone
I'm sorry, Tom.
Andrew Ward
Being told not to do what love hurts every man no matter how strong will they have
Easton Lewis
>gym jester trying to crack jokes while Im doing my set
>always found him to be cunt
>get the gym king to execute him that day
Adam Wood
>order witch's muscle powder off some shitty Wiccan site
>make no visible gains
>hair falls out
Gavin Adams
>gym priest still hasn't exorcised the gains-stealing ghost
Aaron Morgan
>gym jester at my gym is really old school
>garish colours with bells on and all that
>only speaks in short, biting stories regarding the folly of other gym members
>know he has stories about you for other members
>put up with it since his stories often contain good advice
Tyler Rodriguez
>gym druid summons an ent to help spot me on bench
>his wood in in my face the whole time
Cooper Lopez
Fuck
Justin Lopez
/thread
Ayden Garcia
Juan Hernandez
tfw gym blacksmith won't trim my armour
Angel Wright
>tfw gym bard always plays "despasito"