beginner: I lift for girls

This

I life for girls (male)

I lift to post my pics and get mired by autistic faggots on Jow Forums

I lift for the white race.

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Starting strength + GOMAD is just a scam to make sissy bois with [phat asses for us to breed.

I lift to cope

> advanced, I lift for your mom

>this and for my future family

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Thas it mane

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I lift to find out the meaning of life

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I lift cause it relieves my stress.
I lift cause I have no other interests in life, other than working on a professional degree that will get me addressed as Doctor, and will settle my life financially once and for all.
I lift cause I am 34 yo old and have nothing in common with 20-somethings at my school, making social connections hard (though I was always sorta terrible at that).
I lift cause I am a veteran, and I find it to be the only connecting link back to my previous stage in life.
I lift cause I am autistic.

I lift for the bros on the 'ch0n

sauce?

I lift for Hitler. (actually lifting for Hitler)

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LOLOLOL
YOU LIFT FOR MEN/TRANSEXUAL
SO FUNNEH
LOLOLOL
THATS SUCH A HILARIOUS MEME
LOLOLOL

tards

>> advanced:_________
>I lift for traps

I lift for my comrades.

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if you weren't a newfag you would know its not a meme

I lift because I want to be healthy. Watching how my old man has bone and nutrition problems made me realize I don't want to grow old that way.

I lift to awaken my masters.

Lifting for odin.

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>advanced: i lift for my volk

I lift to fight the Jews.

how's the third grade going?

>beginner: I lift for girls
>intermediate: I lift for my girlfriend
>advanced: I lift for my wife
>pro: I lift for my children

fuck off

this 100 times

based

I lift because being fit feels good, people like and respect fit people, strength is a virtue, and girls

To keep going through the motions despite suicidal thoughts and depression

Same

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>I lift for the me that lifts for myself.

This is it chief

Lift to be the most capable and useful human that you can be should the need arise

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I lift because it makes me tired and I can sleep at night

I lift so that I can sieze private property.

who dis

...

I lift for Jesus and Hitler

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I lift because I appreciate the beauty in a fit male body and I want to be part of that and not the group whit the epidemic morbid obesity

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It's funny because it's true

based gurren lagann poster

Based
Cringe

>you will never smash a woman that attractive

This is why I lift.

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>He thinks picking perfectly balanced things up and putting them down in a straight line while being inside an air-conditioned box makes you useful

You should be learning how to fight, how to rock climb, how to shoot, how to hunt, how to backpack etc if you want to be useful. Muscles are barely good for anything

I'm married with 3 kids. I lift for my wife to keep worshiping my body and to be a role model to my 2 sons and my daughter.

not bad.

found the police officer
reasonably true. Muscles should be FOR things, not just in general.

I lift so roasties will hit on me and then I reject them

I lift for Hitler

>found the police officer
Police officers protect private property. They sieze personal property.

I lift for capitalism

I lift for Stalin. Wonder who will win again.

I lift because my life has no purpose.

I lift to transcend being a dirty ML chink and maybe get recognized as a non-subhuman

I lift to be a sick cunt.

also, cause I was on this board for years just enjoying the humor and finally decided to start lifting at 29 lol.

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Raced and bedpilled

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>grannie panties

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I lift for Deutschland

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I lift.

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sauce

Your grannie wore some hot panties

Its like 4 grand for 12 hrs with one. Any1 can

> t. Teenager or fat american

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far left dude in white and red has some sickposes damn

>The only connecting link to my previous stage in life
Please elaborate

4 the horde
4 the race war

I lift for chicks (with dicks)

lifting to impress other men, because men will treat you with more respect and treat you better if you're strong and good-looking, and women as a byproduct will be more attracted to you due to social proof of other men respecting you.

i lift because the bar isn't going to lift itself

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I lift to someday be able to throw you and your ilk from helicopters.

I lift for billy

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cringe

He's watching us gain in Heaven. Alongside Rich and Zyzz

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advanced: I lift to eat

Based and redpilled

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>advanced: I don't lift

I lift for her

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SOMEONE FUCKING NAME THIS GODDESS

WTFF;LDSAJF ;LDJF
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MUHU FFFUCKING DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

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But it's good for mogging dudes in a gangbang

i lift for cunny

this but unironically

I audibly kekd

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who is this ,,, mommy? who plz tel me

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lift for future war with muslim nogs in eurup

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>That roid gut
Yuck

>I lift to be a strong inspirational father to ensure the survival of the white race