Get horny

Just came in my gf for the first time. Good feels brahs

Attached: A51931DE-BDD6-4128-BE61-DCCA578FB021.png (512x512, 166K)

LIFT!

Porn

Just go gay and get a Grindr, fucking men is sooo easy

>get horny
>realize this will be the millionth time I have fucked the same woman
>realize it always feels the same and that masturbating is now more interesting
>realize that being on the prowl for a woman to make sex with is what gave me vitality years ago
grass is always greener I guess

Attached: Staley sad.png (512x384, 171K)

>i lubed up a condom and fucked a couch

>cut hole in pockets of jumper
>get horny
>go to my university
>find cute girl studying
>make small talk with her
>put my hand in my jumper and into my pants
>jerk off while I’m talking to her
>it’s easy because usually they’re not even looking at you and focused on their work
>cum in my pants
>leave
This is the best supplement to nofap, it gives me motivation to approach women and I feel more confident after

Attached: C3F6B7A9-8C49-4C79-8800-9C2E475D6EA2.jpg (443x332, 40K)

This is the creepiest thing I’ve seen posted on this board, I hope it isn’t true.

Do it enough times and your body pillow will stand on its own

Attached: images (7).jpg (225x225, 6K)

what if you use your imagination?

based

Put me in the screencap!

devilish

Guys, my worlds been flipped. Need to make sense of it.

>blind date with tinder girl. We both matched and chatted for a day before swapping numbers and plans to meet up.
>at the library, I see her. She’s as cute as her photo and wearing a matching dress and shoes, the grass that is denim and with fake bra as a pattern.
>we talk and things go well, see her more regular. She’s fun, zany and out of this world
>time for sex comes and I undress her, notice this green scaly patter on her back and thighs. Confused I ask her about this.

>she breaks down in tears and admits she came to earth from XX-24929490 as part of a cultural exchange program, she then disappeared from the system because she likes it here so much.
>tell her her past doesn’t matter, I like her for who she is. Long story short we have sex basically then and there, it was mind blowing.
>we’re basically bf/gf at this point, regular sex. Then the news happens. She’s in her reproductive phase now, which means soon there will be eggs. Said eggs will be fertilised and we will have children (hatchlings she called them, it’s adorable) but my problem is people are going to ask where they came from.

>when we come from two cultures how do you let them experience both cultures when one of the, is clearly alien?
>also, she wants a mix of human and celiun names for them, but I’m not sure what to pick considering their gender neutral policy.

ahah very funny so random lol

Who cares faggot, go vent to

You can always fuck hookers.

well how would he

>jerking off is the best supplement to not jerking off
nofap is a mental illness

>This is the average nofapper
lmao this is what you get for following christcuck bullshit

If that's the creepiest thing you've seen here, you need to lurk moar

>meet a girl while out
>autism my way into a great time with her
>autism my way out of the interaction and back home by myself
what the FUCK

Attached: childsafe.png (951x679, 205K)

Based

>"Ladies, you're looking good tonight!"
>cum in pants
>leave

kek

>I was in an episode of nip/tuck once

Harvey Weinstein would be proud

Based

Porn by a country mile

based and redpilled

youtube.com/watch?v=DvPCjVWFXJw

Attached: 1535191492106.jpg (369x496, 20K)