*Pulls Up*

I unironically want this. I bet it feels good.

How long until gyms have nooses.

this thing should only be used to help you softly and slowly decompress your disks to help alleviate pain and reduce swelling from a bulge or pinch.

It really works but these fucks are being dangerous in how they are leaning and loading weight.

You can get the same effect more safely and for much less money with a simple pull up bar on your door frame.

Monsters cost 3.28 after taxes faggot so that would be 121 sips. Fucking boomer posters need to be lynched and thrown In to the mass grave alongside braap posters.

Nope, that won't give you an extra inch.

Wtf? Is he trying to go giraffe mode?

Us boomers bulk purchase, faggot

>The Archlifter who knows that lifting is pointless and instead focuses on increasing the space between the vertebrae of the spine for height gains

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I feel like this shit could go wrong very easily and I wouldn't trust it.

Wouldn't a rope be cheaper?

>The Archlifter
Do not take me for some conjurer of weak lifts

Does it cure manletism?

got mine today

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kek, i bought some monsters for 0,89ct each last week

>400
This seems overpriced for something that has been around for 2000+ years.

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I had two a day for the last five years. It hurt to think how much that cost.

underrated

Yikes

Does the person who designed this have any background in medicine at all?
>self cerebral vertebrae manipulation for the layman to do at home
>what could go wrong?

>This neck strap is designed to SNAP YOUR SHIT UP IN QUICK ORDER AND MAKE YOU A QUADRAPLEGIC FOR LIFE
FTFY

But why is there a bite guard? Why cant it just wrap around the underside of the jaw like a helmet? Will there be a rectal piece to measure depth?

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More of the cute girl pls

The lower jaw is hinged, and moves, and is not a reliable place on the body to support.
The upper jaw is literally just your fucking skull.

So, you know, it keeps you safely secured as you separate your brainstem.

I dont know. I'd rather have a slightly misaligned jaw than potentially fucking up the structure of my teeth

>grow, grow, grow

>alongside braap posters

wtf

Doesn't doing pullups or just hanging from a pull up bar have the same decompression effect?

You're way less likely to fuck up your teeth this way. If you put pressure on the lower jaw, you're now grinding both upper and lower teeth together and putting all that pressure unevenly distributed through both sets of teeth.

Not that this is even a slightly good idea, why the fuck am I trying to explain how the Neck Snapper 2000 has a safer mouth anchor point

>cerebral vertebrae

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So now dick sucking is an actual lift.

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laughing my ass off at this exchange, thank you user

People are so fucking stupid it never ceases to amaze me.