Hemorrhoids are back

>hemorrhoids are back

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Think of it as an accomplishment. Gains baby

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I feel you bro, I get hemorrhoids about once a year and it's fucking torture every time

try sitting in a tub filled with cold water, that helped me a lot

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I fix 'em with fasting. Going several days without shitting lets them heal up

sitz bath with salt, otc cortizone applied for three days, and eat less

Whats giving you fuckers arse grapes, the diet or some meme lift (or the squat plug)? Serious question btw.

I have internal ones so it just hurts and they bleed, will hydrocortizone still help?

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It might, but check to see if it can be applied intenrally. You can get non-steroidal protectants that can be applied with a nozzle you jam up your pooper.

I don't have much expeience with internal roids, though. When I do have my external problems, I try to keep the area dry, especially when sleeping, so I'll set up a fan pointing at my bare ass.

The sitz bath will still help you, though. YOu can get a rig for about 20-25 bucks at the drug store. Use it a few times a day, especially after taking a shit.

Use Prep H suppositories. Lubricate them with a little Prep H ointment.
Twice a day: morning and night.

Hemorrhoids are genetic. Thank your parents.

Classy user, I'm proud of you

Post pics for proper diagnosis

for me it was a combo of horrible squat form and having no job sitting on my ass all day.

Once i fixed my form and got a job i was good. Had them once never had them again

just get some cream you dumb fuck

I have bad news for you. Once you get them they never go away. They just stay lurking, waiting to pop out again in the future. You need surgery to remove them.

try Preparation H Suppositories they speed up recovery of hemorrhoids.

>hernia still isn't gone
>since it doesn't go away
>waiting to know how many months to wait until I can get it treated with a surgery
>surgery will mean another break from exercising and possibly restrict the amount of exercises I can do in future

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the fuck u talking about i had them bad 4-5 years ago and they never came back

Actually I think he is technically correct. If you have them they're there the whole time. The question is when and how often they come up. It happens more frequently if you strain on the toilet, lack fiber in the diet, sit a certain way, etc.

Start fasting

god fucking dammit my mom has em and so do i, i hope i fucking die

I've heard this before. Does this actually help? I have them but they only come out when I poop and I have to push it back in (Yeah, I know). It's like marble sized. How long would I have to fast for? Like a month or so? I wanna get rid of it permanently.

Heartily kekking at these absolute fiberlets