henry cavill cast as Witcher

> henry cavill cast as Witcher
> become now Game of Thrones
> sword training now accepted by enormities
> train sword in gym
> easily pickup curious cardio bunnies

This prophecy I do proclaim

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that looks like it would fuck his shoulders up

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That would be really fucking cool honestly. I would love to learn to sword fight. I know they have fencing and there is a japanese one where they use bamboo. But just regular old time sword training would be fun

Consider this counter prophecy: if you train with a sword in the gym, not only will it not obscure your autism, it will magnify it.

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Unfortunately, it's more cardio than gainz tho

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>a witcher learning from a dirty italian and not Joachim

memed

> *blocks your path*

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I'm genuinely amazed that they didn't make geralt a gay black transgender muslim.

You fucked up user.

>*blocks your path*
>YooooooOOOOO
youtube.com/watch?v=GX1RHrj7IP4

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just wait for the sequel

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isn't it time for your burger dose, ameritard?

psshht nothing personnel kiddo

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Mace is the only Jow Forums weapon. It's a bar with some weight on it.

Owning a sword will NEVER make a woman attracted to you, no matter how much you wish it would. And swinging a sword around in a gym is just going to get you shot by the police.

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And owning a club should make women attracted to me? I'm not a fucking caveman. Your fists are the only Jow Forums weapon

How sad.

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The only weapon you have is your autism.

>parries your hipster caestus
>rolling 2h r1s past your lmao100def greatshield for a deadangle into a backstab all with just 8 dexterity

dex fags and small weapon fags get off my board

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clubs got Grugs laid for hundreds of thousands of years faggot, don't underestimate them

>no mordhau
kind of dissapointed

>giantdad image
>8 dex
>implying

go outside and throw a ball you fucking nerd

See:

> * beat your spring steal with a stick*

close enough I dont have memes of people minmaxing correctly with mothers mask chainmail shirt and hollows skirt

>but I can still chain bs you all the way off the ledge in the burg with my bare fists

>dual wielding

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RUH ROH, ROOKS RIKE SOMEONE WAKRED INTO THE WRONG NANKING

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kek

Meyer was a sport fag.
Now Marrozzo, there's a good longsword system.

>his gym don't have a daily meatsword fighting event in the locker room
switch gym or stay beta

>itt
pathetic

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rofl this is so stupid

>hold sword in front of me
>take a big step forward and thrust
>you are dead

Looks cool, pretty sure he would get his ass handed to him if went up against a trained swordsman though.

Also, you'd look like a autist if you did this as you probably are a weak armed manlet.

>Riposte
>Pirouette with my black trenchcoat fluttering behind me, making a full circle
>Now behind you, with my blade directed towards your spine
>Pssh, nothing personnel, amateur

I am jelly beyond comparison.

This is awesome.

globalist vermin poison everything

What's next, an oblique kick?

>please pay out of your own earnings, not for those problems which are a great concern for all of us such as local poverty or family needs, but for leeching invaders who are usually criminal alien males aged 13-29 to viciously affect the living and mating conditions of you and your offspring, and those aliens familes and children and medical issues and then perpetual welfare. By the way our country is 333 trillion in debt and this money would be better spent getting other motherfucking countries to take these fucking bsing immigrants in. But Mr. Shekelstein told us to preach the phobias