How much is a scoop??

I lost my scooper somehow and my fiance will kill me if I use her measuring cups. How much is a scoop in spoons?

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If only there would be device, mechanical or digital, that would allow us to determine the mass of an object we place on top of it.

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Five scoops

Your mom and she measures in sperm

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Dude, just get another container of whey

>not keeping your previous scoops as collectors items

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>lost your fucking protein scooper
>whipped by fiance
>that upside down image
You are a fucking mess

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Fuck off she gives me sex once a week (if not on her period like she is right now but she let's me jerk off to pornhub). Also she's making me salmon tonight will post pics if interested.

Reminder that all scoops are less than 1 serving size. Go on, measure it out. A scoop from an Optimum Nutrition tub is only 28g, while a serving is 32. They are shorting you.

I've noticed this too. I always have to scoop a little more because the scoop provided is a couple grams short

but you always get X amount of SERVINGS per bag not X amount of scoops. so you're protein will just give you more scoops than you expected. that's not shorting you

>marrying a woman who doesn’t let you use her measuring cups
You’re beyond our help Betamax

>my fiance will kill me if I use her measuring cups

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idk why but it's a bit refreshing to see this.

this
you played yourself

They are hers, she doesn't touch my guns i don't touch her kichen shit. Salmon as promised

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>my fiance will kill me if I use her measuring cups
this is just pathetic.

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Right lol, I couldn't help but smile when I saw it.

>my fiance will kill me if I use her measuring cups
Do you not know how to wash dishes?

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pour some water inside the powder bag and drink all of it.

28.5 grams

did she let you watch when chad stretch her holes?

>Those gorilla arms

but 1 scoop is less then 1 serving. it's just a nice marketing trick to fool people like you.

i bet she doesn't touch your penis too

haha, gotteem good!!!

Is using a metal 1dl measuring cup as a scoop acceptable?

Did you know there is an easy way to measure exactly one scoop of volume without having access to a scoop utensil?

Simply use a spoon and place an adequate amount of the product into a container. It should be the amount you'd take in one go.

Then simply take 1/4th of that by dividing it into 4 chunks.

That is exactly one scoop.


It's simple math, cmon.

Buy a digital food scale. They're like $10-$20 on amazon. Just put your cup/plate whatever on the scale, zero it out, then measure.

Faster, more accurate and creates less mess with a scale than other silly bits

good job repeating your original argument after I already explained why it didn't matter. fucking brainlet

Idk what's uglier; the food she's preparing or the arms she's using to prepare it.

Pics off salmon or you jerking off. Im not picky just want to know before hand

are you really that shit at using measuring cups, or is your fiance just a bitch?

>she lets
Cuck

lately every optimum whey container I've gotten if it's the big has had an extra scooper in it. dig around.

Why would you wife someone who ((("lets"))) you have sex with them. What? she doesn't enjoy sex? She's just using it as a manipulative trap, and she will twist her words and yours until you give everything to her and then will disappear.

muscle milk protein has exactly right size scoop for one serving.

She's also Jewish so oh no I guess I am doomed.

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expain this fiance bizness OP

usually because it's a HEAPING scoop, not an even scoop.

if the scoop is smaller, you'll run out of powder at a slower rate and have to buy less frequently you absolute troglodyte

user... I don't see a diamond on that ring
No fucking wonder she treats you like shit

Exactly 1/3 cup is the same as the one gold scoops. I measured to make sure incase I threw out my backup scoop before finding the one in the bag