Almost made it moments

When I was 19 i was in the best shape of my life and didn't realize it. I was super fucking autistic too. I had a coworker hit on me daily for like a week, trying to give me back rubs and kissing me on the cheek randomly. I acted like it bothered me and literally pushed her off me. Her bf worked at the same place and i definitely could've cucked him. Now im a land whale but have much better social skills but literally never have girls hit on me anymore. Remembering all the poon I could have had hurts bad anons. Time is a cruel master

>3 years later, no gf, lifting my best, remembered this halfway through workout
heh, yeah... funny how that sort of stuff just pops into your head

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>be me
>be 17
>long time Danish friend comes to visit me in the US
>gives me big hug when we meetup
>i let go, but she didn't
>always wants to cuddle up and watch tv
>we go cherry picking
>has me hold the ladder so she can reach more cherries
>is wearing a skirt and is checking to see if im looking up
>i am looking straight ahead trying not to look at her thicc ass
>we go to the beach and get a photo of us taken
>i didn't notice it until I saw the picture, but she had her hand on my chest and was looking up at me
>many instance of her inviting me to her room when no one else was home
>she gave me one more hug before flying home
3 years later and I am still a kissless virgin. When will this pain end?

When she comes to visit again. Or when you visit her.
>she's in a relationship
lol

One time when I was like 18 i had this girl who i was cool with... we were smoking weed and eating doughnuts so I thought we were friends. Hot little, tight, latina... and she lays on my bed and says mmm I feel all tingly and I realized days later I could have fucked her. I really hope I die soon.... I'm trying to figure life out.... rn my biggest hold up is I simply dont want to commit to a career path but I need money badly for a home...

>she keeps getting handsy ie placing my hand on her breasts,
>too oblivoius to pick up on anything

Jesus Christ, I'm autistic but not that autistic.

Lift the pain away, you fat sack of crap!

>this thread
haha haha....
haha.......

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jesus christ and i thought i was autistic, y'all need jesus

>18 y/o
>friend took me out for my first time in da club
>some girl he knows tags along
>figure she’s about 22
>after just two drinks she’s all over me
>gets increasingly drunk and flirty as the night goes on
>start getting more hands on
>miss a fuckload of opportunities to kiss her out of pure autism
>I go to the bathroom and come out to find she went home and my friend got thrown out
>get in a taxi and go home with the bluest balls ever

I later found out she was a single mother so maybe I dodged a bullet?

>be me
>high school
>in a special higher-education program because it gets me away from Gorilla High district (and into possibly the richest district in the state)
>get to senior year
>research project class
>effectively a dissertation
>begin semester halfassing project because senioritis hit me hard
>girl asks me to prom
>didn't even know her name, said yes anyway
>spend time getting to know her before school and during homeroom
>yes, she was in my homeroom for four years and I hadn't even learned her name
>prom date starts getting closer
>project deadline also getting closer
>it's actually due a week after prom
>engage last-minute cram mode
>two weeks leading to prom I'm lucky to get even five hours of sleep on school nights
>still managing to keep my autism in check, barely
>enjoying time with girl as usual, she seems into me as well
>prom night
>dance, do prom things, have a generally nice night
>exhausted by the time we're through
>riding home, she asks me
>"So, uh, user... would you like to be my boyfriend?"
>look at her
>the unbridled power of autism flowing through my cranium
>too tired to hold it back
>the only thing on my mind now that prom is 'done' is the project
>"I don't think it'd be fair to you... I don't have enough time for anyone right now... I'm sorry."

I regretted that for years until I checked her facebook and found that she'd gotten married maybe two months after graduation and had a child four months after that. That translates to "she boned a dude a month before prom, got pregnant, and might've made me raise the kid due to prom sex".

Autism saved my life that night.

Fuck so many times it hurts.
>Be me working retail few months in to the job.
>New people start teach them the one and out of retail.
>Stocking the grocery section more specifically the BBQ sauce neatly arranging by date and flavors removing expired sauces.
>Random 3.14 qtpie co-worker appears.
>Looks at sauces and randomly says she craving ribs.
>She asks me what am doing Friday.(my only day off)
>Tell not much do some errands around the house and maybe if I have time play Vidya.
>Fast forward months later remember this incident.
>That one Friday was Valentine's day 3.14 QT pie quit and long gone.
>Am a office drone now.
Hold me Jow Forums

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This thread AAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>be camping with 2 bros and bro’s dad
>chilling on campground
>3 qt females approach
>ask us where the lake is
>we point them in the direction of the lake
>they still act kind of confused about where it is
>we try to explain where it is the best we can
>they stand around for a bit then leave to the lake
>bro’s dad approaches us, calls us idiots for not walking them to the lake
>didnt even think of that shit, we all feel like idiots

Fucking a single mother doesnt make you a father, faggot.

>want to go see Disney's Chimpazee in theaters
>no friends to see it
>decide I'll show up to the theater in a gorilla costume so people will think I'm funny and not a weirdo or something
>go to my attic to get my old gorilla costume
>a beam of light shines upon it as if it were meant to be
>brush off the cob webs and decrepit cat turds
>go to put it on
>it's a little small only reaching to about my elbows and knees but I'm already too committed to quit now
>mom drives me to the theater
>no words are spoken just the occasion giggle from me in the passenger seat
>walk into the lobby of the theater on knuckles like a gorilla walks
>my entrance noticeably startles the qt cashier but then just turns into a blank gaze
>"one ticket for chimpanzee"
>"yeah alright anything else, sir?"
>"do you think I'll see my cousin bobo the chimp in this?"
>"Uh I don't know maybe?"
>"he he...do gorillas get in free?"
>"..."
>"Do...do you get if? Cause I'm seeing Chimpanzee."
>"But your a gorilla."
>"...that's right."
>pause
>"would you like anything else, sir?"
>"uh...do you have bananas?"
>she gives me a blank stare
>long silence
>when I get nervous I get gassy so a fart breaks the silence. I don't know if she heard it or not.
>"Enjoy your film, sir."
>didn't get one laugh must be a tough crowd
>walk into the theater in bewilderment
>sit down too embarassed to even pay attention to the film
>fat kid behind me keeps throwing swedish fish in my fur
>40 minutes in get up and throw his box of swedish fish across the theater
>run to the lobby and wait for my mom to pick me up

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Am this guy
>Be me.
>In middle school skinnyfat on the smaller side late bloomer.
>Don't socialize much but have a few close friends talk about school and what they got for this and that.
>Walking home everyone else either got picked up or lives somewhere else.
>Random girl who towers by a foot over me sees me known her since elementary.
>She starts bullying me and mentioned my height.
This went on for a while
>Start highschool (growth spurt.exe)
>she distanced her self after middle school later found out she always had a crush on me didn't know.

Have more to stories of failed love just ask me.

Can relate.
>25 year old
>Just got dream job, dream salary
>Roomate 8/10 broke up with boyfriend
>comes into my room, lay on my bed one night
>Won't leave
>Tired from work and stuff, need to sleep
>Think she was joking because she has boyfriend and freshly broke up 2 days ago. Think probably temporary as they've broken up before
>I tell her to get out I need to sleep.
>Remembers this whole event as I read her facebook post about being pregnant.
>Counting back the timing, it was that day. She wanted to fuck and went back to her ex to have revenge sex because I refused.
>Probably broke up with ex to attempt a branch swing and got refused by me
>Dodged a bullet.

You reminded me of a shitty greentext user
>be 16
>be in class
>I always sit with the same cute nice grill and a fag
>have a semi crush on cute grill
>shes literally always dating other boys so I make the decision not to pursue a thot
>girlsalwaysknow.jpg
>she puts her legs on my lap with a pretty short skirt
>muh dick
>push her legs off and pretend to do maths
>pokerface.jpg
I suspect everyone thought I was a fag after that because I spent most of the classes after that talking to the fag and borrowing his phone to play meme games One of my wee friends broke down when drunk, crying and confided in me that he liked the same girl but he didn't want to step on my toes. I told him it was okay and I'm pretty sure he had some success with her.

I'm unironically thinking of going to church. This mission to find a non whore has gone on too long.

>because I was focused on doing well on the test

based tbqh

xD so randumb!

This thread
I did ask for these feels.

Nobody can possibly be this retarded

go lifting and dont dwell in the past like a fucking feggit
move on fat loser

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Extremely similar thing happened to me also when I was about 16, now 21 and finally lost the V to an escort 2 weeks ago. The escort said 'wow u muscular' in her broken English which made me pretty happy

>armenian
you're not missing anything
those disgusting caucasoids aren't even human let alone white

I'm never sure whether I believe these stories. Nothing remotely like this has ever happened to me. I have more times when I look back and feel it reflects poorly on me how much I would harass girls who were clearly uninterested. I was doing that from, like, elementary school to high school. I was pursuing 'tang aggressively before I even hit puberty and I don't really have an explanation for why. If a girl was interested in me in my youth, I'd pick it up. Hell, if one was willing to look my way, I'd consider it a reason to start persistently asking her out.
The only reason it changed after high school was because I pretty much stopped meeting any resistance whenever someone caught my eye. Just to speak honestly, if I were unattractive and still had the same feelings toward women I've always had, I'd have an awful reputation, to put it lightly.

Believe me these are very fucking real

Fuck this thread, here I go
>be me, 16
>know this cute big milkers girl
>have a small party planned, like 4 people
>on day of party, everyone but her can't come
>think 'fuck i'll have to spend the night alone'
>to my surprise, she still decides to visit
>go to park with her, smoke weed
>go home with her, she has to sleep at my place
>let her sleep on my armchair while I get the bed for myself
>turn lights off and fall asleep

That was almost 4 years ago now and it's not the only missed chance. Last time I had a non sober chick around one of my mates wouldn't leave, but the girl was fat so that's not so bad.

There wad also another one when I was like 17
>drinking with group of people outside
>some want to go to a club
>this one chick wants me to come along
>"nah I'll go home and play vidya"
>go home and play vidya

At least I know that I'm not an ugly fuck, just autistic. I'll probably visit a prostie one day, I'm not good with women and picking up their social clues.

nah don't visit a prostitute you autist
just tell a grill that you're into her
this whole thing where a girl is leading is almost impossible for autists, me included
but if you're decently attractive you can just tell some grill that you like that you think she's pretty
if she says yes then you're in the clear for your autism because it ends up being perceived as shyness

ofc you are not. My story was:
> Retarded 16 yo
>new classmates
>had a crush on a new grill (which lead to nowhere)
> One of my male friends had a crush on another one
>He talks to his crush
>I don't talk to mine
>Eventually my friend drags his crush into our social circle.
>Notice something weird going on with her
> On time on English class (non native btw) I gave a male classmate my number
> She sais: "nice now I have your number"
> Brush it off, but looking back it's creepy she did that
First signal that went wooosh over me
> She texts me, making me guess who it is
>No fucking idea
>Eventually tell her to cut the bs and tell me who it is
>She does
>The following weeks she's just giving off signals mad
> One day tells me that my m8 asked her out and she said no
Second signal missed
> Kwhyyoutellingme.dat
> Bouta week later, were on a break and hanging at the grass
>My m8 said he's going to buy himself something at the cafeteria
>Wanna go?
>I decline
>She declines.
> M8 goes alone.
>Only two of us, talking and having a time by ourselves.
>Suddenly she playfully spills her juice (she had juice for break) all over my crotch area
>Apologizes and wastes no time to clean my crotch
Third signal missed
>A Friday evening she's going to cinema with a few girls of our social circle
> Mid movie texts me shushing I was with her
>"Yea, that'd be nice, but for now enjoy the movie"
Fourth signal missed
Same night, we text each other (we were texting like mad since she got my number) and eventually she sais she likes me a lot.
>"I like you too, we have fun conversations"
Fifth wooosh, I thought she told me she liked me as a friend. Who tf would like a 5'3 manlet, with bad teeth, thin and scarce hair and glasses.
Well apparently her.
>She sais, that she likes me more than a friend
>Proceeds toexplains me all the signals she has been giving off
>Feel like a retarded retard
>So she asks me out
>Feel butterflies, not in my stomach, but in my balls

Maybe she just wanted that green card

DAILY REMINDER:

If you cringe when you think about your past "romantic" experiences, it's a good thing. It shows that you're actually improving, and you're becoming a better man than who you once were.

We're all gonna make it brahs

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> if she says yes

>"hey girl, you're pretty"
>Yes
Qué?

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>tfw no girl has ever flirted with me

lucky dogs

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i have a weird autism where i sometimes forget to finish my sentences
tell her she's pretty and if she'd want to grab a coffee together

maybe you're so autistic that you haven't realized it later

>Don't know, I always felt butterflies in my balls and not stomach.
>Now I have a gf
>Feel like a badass
>Sunday is the first date.
>We're teenagers so going dominos looked like a nice date.
> Then were laying on the grass
> I keep shivering because of nervousness and a little cold
>She kisses me
>Tongue and everything
>Still remember it because I was seated very uncomfortably
>Half an hour later we go to a bench and sit down there
> We make out and all the stuff
>She notices my Pants zipper is open
>Proceeds to zip it up
>I go all red and do it myself.
> Sixth wooosh.
> You thought having a gf would make me stop spilling spaghetti?
>Think again motherfucker.
>Another day inclass she steals the scissors of my m8
>Puts them under her panties and tells me to recover them
>As a good boyfriend I am I obliouly go grab the scissors
>jk I pussy out
>Seventh wooosh? I'm losing track
>Tell my m8 to go get them
>She pulls them out by herself
>Winter break arrives
>Last day of class
>Most of my class is dressed in pyjamas
That was because one of my English teacher who was from California said there were students who went to class in pyjamas, so we wanted to try.
>Did a Harlem shake that day and all the normie stuff.
>I'm back home with gf
>Make out, that's all, that's fucking all.
>Next time we meet it's at her house.
>Make out ensues, 1/2 an hour in tells me "boii you can touch my boobs were couple"
>Realize that I actually can, like the retard I am.
>Fondle boobs and go back home.
> The days after I look how to excite a woman with kisses and shit.
>Two days before NYE she goes full "my parents aren't home"
>Bike through rain and come to her house
>Make out
>Use the techniques learned on the lolweb
>She said it's the first time I gave her goose bumps
>Mission success

keep it up user. anything is better then being dead

Yeah that makes more sense. Thanks for the advice user.

Y I K E S

don't forget to do both though
because if you don't tell her she's pretty you're not implying anything more than friendship

No one has gone out of their way to randomly speak to me in public, aside from asking about the availability of equipment, for three years.

yeah but maybe an acquaintance was sending signals and you were and still are to autistic to realize it

Thank you for having charitable belief in me to think I have any female acquaintences.

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> Keep on making out while caressing her thighs less than an inch away from her pussy
>Never actually touch her pussy
>Go back home
>Next day she breaks up with me
>Didn't understand it back them, but now I realized

I'm not finished

>Try to recover her with the cliche flowers and chocolate combo
>Fail misserably

A few months later
>my birthday
>Invite my friends to spend the night
>Only my ex agrees
> Night comes
>Party was a success
>How do I know?
>A girl ended up puking
>Every one leaves and it's only my ex and me now
> We go to bed, were still a little dizzy from the booze
> I'm hot in the bed
> She tells me to take my shit off
> Makes sense so shirt off
> She does the same
> I'm still hot
> Take my pants off
>Now o ly in boxers
>We're spooning with my hard dick pressed against her butt
> She said it's ok it's natural
>So we're spooning dick vs ass and hand vs boob
>We shuffle and she faces me
>Proceed to steal a kiss
>Make out for 15 secs or so
>She backs off
>After two minutes try again
>Success
>30 secs of making out
>She backs off and sais "I can't"
>"I understand"
>I don't
> Back to spooning
>Haven't slept the whole night because of the thriving and painful erection
>Morning comes
> She wakes up
>Her head on my pec
> OWO what's this!
>*notices bulge*
>Starts caressing my dick over my boxers for about half an hour
>Another wooosh!
>She goes to the bathroom, and comes back
>Rubs herself on my dick on her way out/in
>Wooosh
>Back to caressing my dick
>Wooosh.
>Eventually stand up and she gets ready to leave
> She explains why she didn't want to keep making out "I don't like you boii"
>Auch!
>Later that day we text and I told her I cried when she left
>Wtf was wrong with me, I become suicidal every time I remember I actually told her that.

That's all folks.

So OP, don't worry, you are not THAT naive compared to me.

Two short stories I have:
>A grill wanted to start conversation with me with a "hey, I like your bag"

you must have met a female in school or uni or something

Old but gold.

>My bag was shit, objectively shit.
>I just said "yea" and stared talking with my friends.

Short story 2:

>At college this time
>Few guys and girls I met went out to drink.
>We were buying booze and a girl starts to talk to me some stuff with obvious filler just to have something to say to me. All the while we're manitaining eye contact
>I freeze and nod my head in acknowledgement, and talk to a guy.

>get out
>leave
>go away

>Why did he just walk away from me?

Women aren't worth feeling bad about, no matter what the situation is.

How was your experience user? I'm curious. I'm also thinking of losing my virginity to a hooker. 21 years old, i'm not autistic but i'm really ugly which hurts my confidence, i think by getting a prostitute i could lift a weight off my chest. No pun intended

I could get a 100$ hooker at a legal brothel in Switzerland, but i hate the idea of wasting that much money just to have sex half an hour. My other option would be a 50$ hooker when i go on vacation in Amsterdam.

Has anyone forgotten how to flirt or initiate? I use to kiss random women at bars and get laid quite often before I was hitched. But after 5 years of dating went sour and I'm thrown back into the game I'm not sure how to even have a conversation with a girl anymore.

>implying i ever knew

user the last woman I've spoken to that wasn't my mother was my aunt.

>Does everything right.
>Habit fucks you over in the end.

Honestly he's wrong for not keeping all receipts as a habit, even if you go home and throw them out anyway.

Can't forget what I never knew to begin with

yeah but that's because of your post female contact days
at one point you were forced to talk to women
ie school
and at that point it's pretty likely that some grill had a crush on you or something

>go out kayaking with friends
>ask onenitis to come kayak with me
>my friends dont join since they know we like each other
>stop at a small island with a view of the beautiful sunset
>sit down and chat
>awkward silence
>this is the perfect chance to fucking kiss her
>don’t cuz im a pussy
>kayak back in awkward silence
>tfw she is a lesbian now 3 years later
>tfw could have kissed her made her my gf
>tfw maybe she wouldnt be a faggot this day if I just went for the kiss
Every time I think about this moment the weight I lift at the gym don’t seem so heavy anymore

>Tfw you cuck yourself because of listening to what women say and not what they actually mean.

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i'm asking you

>girl leads me on for a month
>drops hints
>ask her to hang out when I saw her at a party
>mischievously grins, she declines
>okay whatever
>she looks worried (like the face you make when you witness a car crash) and wants me to ask her some other time
>tell her she can let me know
>later that evening uploads a pic of her snuggling with some 40 year old "boyfriend".

I don't understand what happened. Was she trying to swing to me or keep me on the bench for some side dick?

I once managed to not realise a girl liked me for an entire year in high school. She talked to me every day. She even invited me to her house twice to work on group projects when I wasn't even in her group.

>Be me
>22, recently college graduate and recently single
>Hanging out at an event at the community theatre
>30-something year old married milf who I haven't seen since I was in high school is there
>"Oh wow user, I see you've been working out."
>Places hand on my chest
>later, it's time to leave
>She gives me a hug
>Whispers in my ear "We should hang out sometime, when my husband isn't home."
>"Haha very funny Mrs. Milf."
>Stares at me like I'm a moron
>Leaves
>Never see her or hear from her again.

I know it's immoral but I still kick myself for not smashing.

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You're better off not acting on it. Just take it as a compliment and move on.
>high school and jacked but becoming burned out and depressed
>counselor has a thing for me and laminates a hall pass to the back of my id with her signature on it so I can come by whenever I want to take a break
>one time tells me to come in and visit
>arrive and close the door to her office, blinds are drawn
>she turns around in her computer chair and her shirt is unbuttoned
>starts talking about her life with flirtatious undertones and body language
>just stonewall her with my autism and that never happened again

I have too many of these.
>be me
>only dude in all girl carpool to high school, only people that lived in my county
>reduced day, friend's ex in carpool suggest a beach day
>im dyel but have abs, decent chest
>beach goes well
>friend's ex invites me over, says we can smoke weed until my mom gets off work
>dude weed
>"wow user, your skin looks dry."
>she starts rubbing lotion on my stomach/chest
>"th-thanks"
>i lay there like a fucking sperg until she loses interest

>Think in my head for you
>say for you out loud
Gave me a giggle

It's not even a "wrong" answer since you don't need to have that much muscle to be big in normies eyes.

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no you dodged a fucking missile

>girl possibly showing signs of interest
>this thread and every other missed opportunity thread I've fucking read

>also be friendless, live at home, have no idea what to do in normie world

what do

>placing my hand on her breasts
>too oblivoius to pick up on anything

Zyzz was wrong, some of us are too retarded to make it.

>be virgin me @ 17
>group project with 5/10 girl
>Working on it out at coffee shop or some place
>starts to snow outside
>live in the southeast USA, people don't know how to handle driving in snow
>"user, maybe my parents would let you stay at my place tonight. wouldn't want you driving in this snow"
>Her parents say it's okay, my parents say it's okay
>wow, ok
>sleeping in separate rooms, she sneaks in and we start cuddling
>Make out a little bit, I get hard and try to hide it because too autistic. don't want to embarrass myself
>I fall asleep

Didn't hit me until later what I had (not) done. BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE

>fast forward 2 years
>be me, 19, freshman in college, broke up with gf literally 2 days before
>anonette comes to my place to "talk about it"
>we're talking on my bed and drinking vodka and juice
>realizing I passed up the opportunity last time
>notthistime.mp4
>sexy times ensue
Looking back on it, that was probably the worst sex I've ever had in my life. Still got the dick wet though. Since then she's lost weight but is still a total butterface, maybe a 6/10 now.

>live near big river
>mum and dad make me take up kayaking because I have no friends and spend all my time coding/playing vidya
>after a year, start getting really good at it, upper body gets strong, start losing social anxiety
>gonna_make_it.jpg

>girl joins the club, really pretty, 8/10 bod, 10/10 face, far too attractive to consider me
>asks if she can go in a k2 with me to "learn how to paddle properly"
>take her in a k2 (two-man kayak), get snagged in reeds out of sight from everyone else in woodland
>she starts blushing
>assume it's because she's embarrassed about getting stuck
>she says something like "maybe we should climb out on the riverbank and just hide out here together for a while lol"
>jump out of kayak and free it of the reeds, push it back out into the river thinking I've bossed it
>hop back in, she just looks disappointed and we paddle back to the club house
>asks for my number
>still don't get the hint, don't ask for hers

>later she calls me
>"that kayaking tired me out, wanna get something to eat to recover?"
>i say "lol no i'm feeling fine, you need to work on your fitness, see you later!"
>never see her again

few months later

>phone call
>it's her
>do I wanna go ice skating then back to her place
>"no, skating hurts my ankles"

18 years later

>lonely, reading Jow Forums
>read this thread
>remember this situation

mfw

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>Be me, 19
>On a weekend trip with a uni club
>Club goes across different unis, so people from around the state are on the trip
>It's a road trip, so those that aren't driving get assigned to cars
>On trip back get assigned to the same car I came up in, but this time there's two newbie asian girls from another uni
>Never talked to them and barely saw them before being in the same car
>One of them is a 9/10 qt3.14, smiles at me any chance she gets
>Sits next to me in the back, she's in the middle
>Is an 8hr drive back, so I get pretty sleepy
>Close my eyes but haven't fallen asleep
>She starts leaning on me
>A bit surprised, but go with it, still "asleep"
>Unironically flex my arm every now and then
>Puts hand on my leg, has turned her body so she's almost lying on me
>Eventually "wake up", she quickly gets off of me
>Flirts a little, then rest of the trip we touch each others legs and lean on each other
>At one point she straight up puts her hand on my thigh and brushes my dick
>Doesn't go further, she falls asleep with her head on my shoulder
>She gets dropped off at home, turns out she lives 10 minutes away from me
>Haven't spoken to since

The club advises no relationships between members, and bans against anything with newbies to reduce internal problems, so I didn't wanna fuck myself over

Except she left not long after, and even I've left now

Shoot me bros

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this is just next level retardation

I'll end your suffering user

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>senior in high school, long ago
>wrestling team captain
>6th period drama for easy elective
>all ages mix in drama
>qt petite freshman girl in class
>impressed by me
>offer to give her a ride home one day
>she's excited
>flirting and joking all class
>'my parents won't be home for a few hours haha'
>my dick also says haha
>bell rings, walk her to parking lot
>can't find car
>find a pile of broken glass in the empty space where I parked it
>car was stolen sometime during the day
>qt looks disappointed, gets ride home with her friend
>police find husk of car later
>thieves drove it around in a field until the clutch gave then beat it up and burned it
>RIP car
>RIP last chance of losing v-card in high school

What was her name?

>be me
>16-17 yo dont remember
>randomly get invited to a party by a real fucking hottie thrown by some guys a grade above
>decide to go
>im the only younger person there
>get along well with everybody
>start getting invited to parties every week
>this chad gives me his ID so i can go clubbing with them
>every time the hottie keeps close to me she is literally the hottest girl in school, for some reason wants me
>shed always hold my hand and sit on my lap
>this goes on for like six months, most weekends i see her, often shed call me asking if i was coming to some event
>after six months she stops hanging out with us and gets with this super chad whos on the national soccer team
>ten years later they are still together, she is still really hot

Still think about that sometimes
Also i was a virgin until 21 and stuff like that happend alot

One time
>be at club
>random girl beautiful comes and grabs me by the hand
>drags me away from friends
>says shes been trying to catch my eye for an hour and starts making out with me but im an autist so no eye contact
>tells me she lives close by and wants me to come over
>tell her my cat is sick and needs medicine
>leave
>run home
>next day frienda ask me who she was
>tell them she wanted drugs

Fuck i was stupid
Ive improved but still abit of a fool

I'm the same way except after a 2 year relationship. Help. My mindset is gone.

>13
>crushing hard on qt friend
>"user i forgot the book i need for the next class at home, wanna come get it with me?"
>get there
>"go on, i'll just wait outside"
>she insists i should come in too, there's plenty of time before the next class and we can """"hang out""""
>"nah i'm fine out here, the air smells good"
>she looks super disappointed, says there's food inside and we can eat something
>reply i'm not hungry
>she goes in, gets her book, we walk back to school, almost don't talk on the way back
>not much after one of her friends passes me a note during class a telling me i'm fucking retarded
>only then did i understand
>too fucking retarded to go talk to her
still haunts me to this day
but i looked her up recently and she turned into a tattooed pierced chain-smoking degenerate sack of shit that posts on social media about how she just fucked two random guys in a bar's bathroom, so i'm not sure how to feel about it

Im the same guy
That reminded me of a recent one

>have a female friend
>very beautiful, perfect body in my eyes
>almost every weekend i invite friends over to my place since ive got the nicest apartment and its very close to the city centre
>shed always come
>one night we go to some bars, suddenly its just the two of us
>she kisses me
>she says we should go to my place
>i get a taxi
>we get there and start making out on the couch
>tell her its time to sleep
>i go to sleep
>wake up cuddling her, dont make any moves
>she soon leaves
>havent seen her much after that

In my defence i was very drunk
But in the morning i shouldve done something
Ive successfully fucked tens of girls, had many fuckbuddies
Didnt think i was capable of producing this level of spaghetti any more but i guess i am

You could have saved her user

Just stop being fat.

Does it matter?

>be 16
>at this summerhouse in the middle of nowhere w 2 other guys and 2 other girls, one of the girls family owns it
>11pm, we're watching pirates of the caribbean, me & the girl who owns the house laying in same couch
>she's laying on top of me, with her back turned towards me
>my hand is very close to her tits the whole time
>throughout almost the whole movie shes feeling my arms and suddenly she just takes my hand and we lock fingers
>we keep holding each others hand like forever
>mfw i got hard and since my dick was literally against her ass theres no way she didnt notice, she didnt seem to react to it anyway but still
>after the movie is over, she eventually gets up and i basically pretend nothing ever happened
i mean there were other people there so i couldnt really have fucked her or done anything but I COULDVE AT LEAST FUCKING KISSED HER AT SOME POINT AFTERWARDS
god i fucking regret it so much

>tells me she lives close by and wants me to come over
>tell her my cat is sick and needs medicine
>leave

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>"nah i'm fine out here, the air smells good"
no

Latest one happened yesterday. At least it's funny and not soul crushing like a couple that happened just this year.

>24v
>doing prone leg curls (machine)
>girl I'd never seen before enters gym with her mom
>cute, great tits, nice round ass, probably 16-18
>she comes to the pussy spreader next to me
>asks for help setting it up
>"I wanna have an ass like yours"
>bonerrific
>she's wearing a sports top and yoga pants
>notice she has a scar going from her belly button all the way up to her ribs
>"Hey, that's a pretty cool scar"
>"Oh, I got it from *some accident or whatever, couldn't make out what she said*, you like it?"
>"Yeah, it's awesome. I don't have any scars, in fact, the only time I got cut was when I was circumcised"
>whatthefuckdidIjustsay.png
>I can see her smile slowly fading away
>"Thanks for the help then"
>"Y... You're welcome"
>turn 360º and go do calf raises

smooth as fuck