A story of what happened today

>be me
>be 17
>flunk high school
>get mad and try to kill my self
call suicide hotline
>Suicide Hotline, may I help you?
>Yeah... Uhh... Well I'm about to fucking kill myself
>Listen you don't want to do that, OK? You don't want to do that.
> I'm gonna... eh... There's so many fucking reasons why I don't even need to be here anymore.
>operater says There's no reason
>I'm gonna put a slug in my fucking head!
>You don't want to do that, you want to be here on Earth, OK?
>Fuck that shit man! I got a gun right now.
> I'm gonna blow my head all over the fucking ceilin
>No you're not, OK?
>Fuck this shit man...
>its not your fualt don
t take it out on yourself
>its not your fualt people wronged you
>hang up
>i know who to take it out on now
>if you go to school on oklahoma
>skip the next 2 weeks this year
>i planned a whole summer
you dont belive me i will fucking show proof.
but if you are truely like me and picked on stay home itll all be over soon

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Now this. This is podracing, friends.

based and redpilled friend
High quality original post here

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I hope you realize this stuff is taken very fucking seriously kid.

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What?

Explain yourself you dumb fuck

Fs go I see xhrdg

Show proof you big homosex

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Don't forget to follow the FBI on iTunes.

>if you go to school on oklahoma
Kek

I requested to follow them on Instagram but they haven't accepted yet

It's probably all the child photography on your page.

>skip the next two weeks this year
Wut

Hehe calm down there kiddo, why don't you take a big long relaxing sip of this Monster Energy zero ultra? Good stuff kiddo, it'll calm the nerves, *sip* ahhhhh yep quake was a good game

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Le bump cuz op gay and I want to see proof

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Don't be like this man, even if it is a troll. You're going to get fucked. Think about this shit long and hard.

do it faggot There's so many fucking reasons why

>flunk high school
Obviously, just look at your shit spelling

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why would you even consider that

stop reporting anons you fucking faggot

acheivements if you do it

ninja worrior
>escape the school before the cops find you

rejected
>kill the girls who rejected you

leafy
>leave a emo suicide note

dj
>put song on the intercom before you do it preferably hot dog by limp bizkit

smokin in the boys room
>get 3 headshots on kids in the bathroom hiding

hot patatos
>molotove the speacial needs

better than eric
>get a explosive kill

I WILL BE BACK
>kill 5 chads or stacies with a car

pest controle
>kill 50 chads

forgivin
>spare three normies

deadpool
>make 2 kids sit next to each other and kill them with the same bullet

just do this one for me
>have a cd or mp3 player with lil pump so hes linked to a school shooting

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Shut up pussy if you even step foot it my school im gonna beat your fucking head in I swear to god. You are probably a little bitch faggot I mean you dropped out just because people were being to mean. go fuck yourself

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>icp
always wondered what would happen if you called the hotline and played that

Im the same guy as the post i am replying to I just wanted to make another hulk hogan meme

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>get a explosive kill

I'm rooting for this one. I'm sick of all these shootings with failed explosive devices that don't go off. Fucking can't we get some competent explosives production for a change? Americans put a man on the Moon, now we can't build a fucking pipe bomb?