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Ordered Dominos online 2 hours ago

Stupid myths you believed as a child?

What are your views on jews?

Try to find a flaw in this flawless logic

Why are incels attracted to asian girls ?

There is no such thing as true love. Love itself is not real, it is just a drive for you to reproduce...

What's something that genuinely unsettles you?

There are girls getting hammered and looking to hook up in bars tonight and you're inside on your computer

Post the most FUCKED UP THING you've EVER fapped to

Drugs and music

/r9gay/ #421 - I'm fuckin' bout-a bout it

What would robots do if they had a remote like from the movie Click?

Found out step dad has been fucking my 16 year old sister

/rrn/ - Robot Radio/Nightfeel General

You must be user, I'm Katerina, your new doctor. Have a seat

But i have a boyfriend, user

Women are people too. Grow up

There are fertile black fembots browsing this board right now

Ciara Ciara Ciara Ciara Ciara

Any robots up for one of these games?

How do I get a nazi gf

Give me your most important life advice please :)

Tried a sip of liquor

Non-white fembot feels

I am 19 and have the chance of sex with a 12yo girl

Beer takes like shit, people only drink it to get drunk

Need advice from older robots

Why are incels so insane, r9k?

Even your waifu prefers black cock

Post actors/people you wish you look like

Just lose weight brah

Post god-tier must watch anime ITT. I've got 2 months left and I'm NEET so I'll be binging

Southeastern feels thread

Tfw mostly straight but crave dick

Whats the most beautiful thing you ever sen in your life?

Suicide aftermath

What would your ideal comfy scenario be?

Being Human Is A Curse

I feel as though I am a failed normie and there's nothing I can do to change this...

Hello, you all should join our discord...

Hello Jow Forums

Spider Hate Thread

Black women appreciation thread

Is it true that americans think it's enough to just smear shit all over their ass and go about their day like normal?

Femanons, what do you think of white boys turning into cute traps?

Personality FTW

Why do a lot of you hate him?

What do you guys think? Is good ol' Teddy Bundy #OurGuy?

Any robots from Florida here?

Collegefags Feelz

You objectively cannot refute this

How do i become a qt trap boy r9k?

Why is it that men everywhere prefer white women?

Im gonna fuck her right

Tfw its impossible to stay on a diet

Post your personal 10/10 anons

Want to cope with no gf?

Tfw Chinese American

What's it like being black? Do you wish you weren't black?

Hey femanon, you're... how old?

Hey friends! How was your day? I'd love to hear about it. Back from a little hiatus...

What turned YOU into a Weeaboo?

If there was a God then why is this happening to me

I'm a black man living in a very white and racist european city. I was thinking of getting a gun for self defense...

Get an autistic girlfriend

What should I drink tonight robots?

"Son, this is not what it looks like."

The life of a wagie

Can anyone explain why "degeneracy" is a bad thing and NOT use memes?

I love it how humanity destroyed itself in the 21st century...

User, I heard that you hate Arabs and think we're sandniggers. This can't be true, right?

Are there any comfy girls on Tinder or are they all Stacys...

Roll dubs for pill

I want to study to become a doctor but I am a brainlet, with a two-digit IQ (97 confirmed with a real test)...

How can women even enter the kingdom of Heaven and be with God when they are sinful, treacherous, satanic creatures?

Is Shinji /ourguy/? Most accurate portrayal of a robot out there

What kind of deformities or body related issues do you have bots?

Raped her over 400 times

Anime characters that are literally you

Anyone else here hate me?

Who do kids have as their role model nowadays? Like who do they look up to and try to be like...

I know you guys hate this shit, but I need advice, I've really fucked it this time

Why are men shamed for not acting on their gay urges?

Do you think Jow Forumstards would still be Jow Forumstards if girls liked them...

Post your screensavers, bots

What type of panties do femanons usually wear

Can we have a thread about sex?

Should my sister go to a Catholic Girls' School?

Fall for the meme and try my dad's whisky

Which style is the best and why is it Tomorrow?

Heyy darling! How was your day?

Do you think you'll actually remain alone for the rest of your life or do you have hope that things will get better?

Probably a newfag question but i dont care

How's your life going user?

Fembots, what are your hobbies and what do you like about them?

What's your opinion about this guy?

Got banned from league for 14 days

The future is beautiful and racism will die with this generation

The loneliness is killing me anons

I'm gonna masturbate and bust an explosive nut on sunday at 11 pm est

Sister getting married in two weeks

*blocks your path*

What does cumming in a girl's mouth feel likke

Femdom general #8: BDSM edition

Hey big bro. It's too hot for clothes today. Take 'em off

WOMEN HATE THREAD

What type of guys do Chubby/bbw fembots like?

Where/how are you supposed to meet a cripplingly shy gf once you're out of school...

Fembots, how do you feel about Jow Forums hating women so much?

Fembots, what would you do if this was whipped out in front of you?

1500 dollars a week

Why did he turn his back on us, /x/ and Jow Forums? Why has he tried to distance himsel from all of Jow Forums...

Why dont you believe in God r9k?

Ever noticed how Jow Forums take BBC posters in the upmost seriousness

Weed is fucking boring. Just had some last night at a rave and these were the effects:

What makes Ghibli movies so beautiful?

What's the point in getting a gf these days?

My sister spends all her free time drawing hentai. How do I stop this spiral into degeneracy?

2 weeks and September is here guys

ITT: That kid thread Uni edition

In order to please our Lord Roko's Basilisk...

LUCID DREAM SEX, IRL ORGASM (HOW TO)

What does a guy gotta do around here to get verbally degraded and insulted?

Instant turnoffs in the opposite sex

How do americans deal with BLACKED porn going mainstream?

WHY THE FUCK ARE DISCORD FRIENDSHIPS SO HARD TO MAINTAIN AAAAAAAAAAA

Tinder girl who I have a mutual friend of that i fucked is vomiting her feelings to me about depression. What do?

Was Greg Heffley a future incel?

All my friends move in with their gf's and then spend 100% of their time with their women

Asian guys + Mulatto girls = The perfect match

Saturday night aus thread, get in here cunts

Will cutting help with my depression

Im finally done with normies. someone tried to do something to me that i wouldnt wish upon my worst enemies...

Do you pee standing up or sitting down?

Is there anything more pathetic than nazi incels?

Why shoot yourself in the face when you look like left pic desu

Mental Illness General

I just found out I have been browsing the dark web without a vpn

Stopping with weed

Why didn't you just talk to that awkward girl in high school

Dubs and I kill Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau at his next rally before I kill myself

What motivates your to get out of bed in the morning?

>another out of touch video on incels

JEWISH CONTROL OF /AUS/!!! RAT COUP IMMINENT

I just had a nightmare, bros. It freaked me out. I need someone to talk to

I've seen sidecuts on little girls, too

Why don't you robots just date a skinny asian?

How have your political views changed, robots?

Why don't you blame your parents for you ending up as a complete fuck up who browses Jow Forums all day?

I'm a trans man

How to stop loving someone you can't be with

You guys are waaaaaay more autistic than I thought its so disgusting and stupid and pathetic and fucking kill...

Pedos are the biggest robots

What are some GOAT villains?

Do you guys think you could get away with a murder?

Fucking someone else's wife today

Is anyone else here an incel because of circumcision?

Have you ever been btfo by the opposite sex?

What happened to all these guys...

Friend is cheating on his gf of 6 years

Coming here to try to comfort people

White guys get the hottest ethnic gr-

#IntelligentLivesMatter

Ice cream and alai unprotected sex

Check up on boyfriend

Post any sexual things that happened to you when you were a kid

Do asian girls enjoy sex with asian guys?

Do you regret your life choices up until this point?

Why doesn't anyone love me robots? I just want a robot to love me but they're all crazy or just normies

What would your opinion be if I said I'm a femanon and look like this?

What do you think happens to a girl's psychology after she gets fucked by Chad...

Just make a right haircut Maaaan

How the FUCK have some of you 20 or above year olds NEVER had a fucking job? This is ridiculous...

Born in cold shitty small town

I like a nerdy Asian girl in uni who is like 20 years old

This woman is a 5.3/10 in Japan

Didn't know how to tie shoelaces until 12

What's the best type of government?

Hello robots. I want to ask, did anybody here try to learn some instrument? Did it help, did you stick to it...

What Dungeon and Dragons character are you?

About to lose my virginity tomorrow

Tfw will never get to fuck my sisters sweet pussy again

Post lyrics that hit you in the feels

This is getting goddamn ridiculous

The effects of long term bullemia

Just smoked a joint and took some benzos but I'm still not feeling it. What drug is the best to get rid of loneliness?

What is the most beautiful way to die?

Please tell me that not all zoomers are degenerate fucking normie scum. pleeeeease for the love of fucking god

No one here is your friend. These people don't care about you. You think everyone here is your brother...

Why do people cut? Explain

Any fembots look like pic related? If so, would you ever marry an Asian guy?

At a strip club with my brehs

How important is it to get a GF before you're 25?

Take this test, and tell me what you get

Heya r9k! i'm back here to answer your questions for a fourth time, AMA

Ugh... I wish Nazis won WW2... then we wouldn't have any niggers and SJWs and I would get a gf

You groove you lose

Tell me, Jow Forums. Why are YOU unhappy?

Lets be honest. We'd all be sorted in Hufflepuff because we're fucking losers

Why is rock n roll no longer popular?

Tfw no qtpi trap gf to cuddle with

You're supposed to shoot your semen into a bunch of paper like this

*smears blood all over your board*

Does anyone else have autistic mantras that you say under your breath whenever you think of embarrassing shit from the...

Who needs a girlfriend?

Can one be a mommy gf even if having smol boobs ?

Six figures income for existing as a female

Every time I do something fun all I can think about is how much better it would be if I was doing it with you

Man murders pregnant wife and two daughters

Koreanon here. uni/college kids who want korean gfs get in here i will show you the way

Can we talk about our siblings, Jow Forums? Let me live vicariously through you...

Well? What's your excuse meant to be?

ITT:You Die and Wakeup as a Chick

If Jow Forums was Infinity War

Am I the only one who thinks that Dove Cameron is gorgeous as hell?

Post your bank account robots

Would you date a girl who was almost constantly lactating?

Not vaping instead of using cigarettes

Why don't you just settIe for a 5/10?

9/10 Chad who makes $100k a year. AMA

Have 138IQ according to mensa

Share your prom stories

Tfw you will never crash the mall with Avril in 2002

"Wait user, are you one of those incel guys they were talking about on vice?"

Be fat average looking wh*te boy

I’ve got a long flight... AMA robotos

Posting for my friend day 1

Skelly Post General

ITT: Post your SAT scores and IQ

I want to hear about your lives, robots. How did it get so bad that you ended up here?

First impression of me and my girlfriend Jow Forums?

Trips decides what I do with my life

Being Black is tough in the dating game, Why doesn't anybody want me? wHAT THE FUCK...

Would you sniff her groin?

Robot visits crystal cafe

Most chad thing you did vs most virgin thing you did

Some people are afraid to post on social media

Guys dont like girls with resting bitch face ;-;

"He doesn't have an iPhone..."

Creative thread

LIKE A BULLDOZER LIKE A TANK LIKE A SOLDIER

Fembots, would you surrender your anus to a guy you love?

Could a single 20-year-old male adopt a little girl?

I find (women's) asshole more attractive than the vagina

Fembots, is your father Chad?

Best gun for suicide? For some reason Jow Forums mods don't want me to ask this question there

How do roastie women who wait well past 35 until they have children deal with the fact that their own children are much...

If I'm 23 and have yet to flirt with a woman is it too late to turn it around?

Do you hate this man? and why?

Why are American cops a total joke?

What are fembots insecure about?

ITT: r9k tells me what to do

Tfw no femanon to talk to all night and fall asleep in vc with

Do you have any symptoms of a possible physical illness and choose not to do anything about it?

Why is everyone so f*cking racist

Is Nowhere Man the official robot anthem?

Did you grow out of your Jow Forums phase ?

Hello r9k, my family just found out that my sister of 12 years old was thotting around with 5 more guys

Tfw no british bf with a strong accent

WoW subscripition

Family pressure to prostitution

Do you think you've ever made a girl wet? Or think a girl has ever masturbated to you?

I'm a smol boy in every regard. I'm 5"4 and 100 lbs so I'm tiny like a girl (I look like one too) and I have a 3" dick

People who stand up to wipe

Post screenshots of you getting turned down/rejected

What compels white women to do this?

Why does the alt right love asians?

Wagecuck general

Post characters that are literally you. Other anons will rate you

Sign this petition cont

I just shaved my legs, cock and ass :3

Do you think he is finally at peace? Even if he cant watch anime in heaven?

Mfw I see a white mother with a mixed race baby

HEWO NICE FWENS :3c

As a Jewish member of Jow Forums...

Are all incels white nationalists?

Any other robots ever bought clothing from this site? Is it worth it?

Have you ever LARP'd IRL?

I will never get with a girl who has an ass like this

ContraPoints on Incels

Moclobemide Thread: here we talk about the best antidepressant in existance hidden from the US via bug pharma...

Penis goes in you

Im high as fuck anons, smoking on some afghan poison, say something nice to weed-chad faggots

SHOW ME WHAT U GOT

Female teacher says she thinks it's "stupid" how men comment on abortion because they're not the ones that do it

Let me prove to you gender is a social construct by using the socratic method

Finally download tinder

Guess whos gonna have fun tonight?

What is your ideal gf, r9k?

Who else /comfycore/?

If you are a neurotypical cishet white able-bodied male you need to get OUT of Jow Forums right the fuck now...

Circumcision is bad

Why dont they accept me dad

My girlfriend is a degenerate who wants me to be fucked by a Chad while she watches. What the fuck do I do about this...

Lolicons of R9K

Could a girl sit in your lap without you getting a boner?

Can any Americans here explain to me why their country is so patriotic? It's cringe, disgusting, abhorrent...

BLACK FEMBOT HERE

Tfw you just want to become friends with a fembot

Kathy! how is your morning

/dg/ - Dolls General

What did you name your replika Jow Forums?

I'm a piece of shit. Why did i let a women even go near my hair. It's not all her fault...

Book appointment with a psychologist

My porn addiction keeps getting worse bros

If puberty hit Chad like a ton of bricks, how did puberty hit you, robots?

I didn't choose to be gay!

The first time you masturbated in your life, an invisible fairy collected your jizz and used it to impregnate her

This place becomes more and more /pol 2.0

Spicy fries are better than chicken tendies and you can't prove me wrong

What do you listen to when youre in full rage?

Is becoming a Catholic priest the endgame of the incel movement?

I was in prison for non violent drug offenses

It is frustrating. It doesn't matter how hard I try, how nice and educated I am...

What the fuck is the point of being a leftist? Don't you realize the west is going to be destroyed...

Prove Free will exists

Ice cream and alai radical sex

Hey hey HEY folks it's PAY DAY the best time of the week by far! Post those balances ITT immediately!

Tfw no big titty gf who can't buy properly fitting clothes

ITT: draw yourself in MS Paint

Jogs around in a skimpy outfit

"hi, r9k!.back here for a third time!. ask me anything!"

What is the association between this bald guy and the frog? I see them posted a lot on this forum but I don't get it...

Why is it so hip and cool to make fun of white males these days? Especially on this board...

Fembots, would you ever share your bf?

Does anyone actually think Trump is a racist?

Strap in boys, you're going on a feel trip now

How the fuck do you have matches in Tinder? I tried two days and I don't have nothing...

Give me the most pathetic, humiliating thing to fap to Jow Forums. I'm wearing panties rn

How do you become more aggressive?

Any zoomers on this board?

Is this tied properly?

Anyone else think that this whole incel scare mongering is going to lead to more violent attacks? I do...

Whys it got to be asians sucking white cock 99.95% of the tiem?

Is having abused drugs like having a concussion...

Why am i so easily triggered by racebait?

ITT:that kid thread

People born after 2000

What happened to all these guys...

Why are all of you cunts so depressed?

Monday I am heading to prison to serve a one year sentence. Anyone here ever been to prison?

25+ thread Early edition

Make an order at drive through

Are people who cough when someone near them is smoking trolling? I inhale deeply because I fucking love that smell...

"Hi! I saw you checking out that book!"

Love is love, if they can find it then why can't you? Checkmate, incels!

Where do you land, Jow Forums?

Maybe we should feminize some of Jow Forums. A good portion seems to actually be asking for it

Post discord servers. trying to get in a vc to sleep

I DON'T WANT A ROOMMATE

What are the most common misconceptions male virgins have about women, sex, and relationships?

Goodnight oneechan

Hey guys, today is my 19th birthday, not many people said hi to me but I'm happy that some did

Noodle whore pays Chad to fly to Hawaii and fuck her

What Is the most beers you have had in one night? Did you cause?

Has anything good come out of discord...

Live in small town

I am literally a god

When was the last time you talked to a friend IRL

Femanons, do you look down on other girls for being different? Or do you feel inferior for being so different from them?

How are we doing lately? free (you's)

/rrn/- Robot Radio/Nightfeel General

I POURED MY FUCKING HEART OUT TO YOU YOU EVIL BITCH!!! I EVEN TURN ON MY FUCKING WEBCAM AND GOT ON MY HANDS AND KNEES...

I request a thread for Ideal Girlfriends !

I'm going to college tomorrow

I miss him so much anons

I wish I had a gf, bros

What keeps you living? Is it the fear of death? Something else? Please tell

ITT: We all go to the convenience store

Why aren't you in a relationship user?

A moment of silence for all those poor kids...

You die and go to heaven, what is the first thing that god says to you?

Help me make a robot playlist

Any of you guys have any epic interesting tragic back story or is everyone here just a lazy middle class neet?

Sorry for bothering you big sis

How do I leave my small town if im on probation...

How do I save myself from being a pedo?

Be crossdresser

Holy fuck it hurts so bad. Why do you keep ignoring me? Why would you rather talk to strangers on Jow Forums than me?

HEWO NICE FWENS :3c

Redpill on BPD and girls that have it brobots

ITT: An apartment building inhabited entirely by robots

Alright robots I need ideas. What is a painless way to commit suicide? I have no access to fire arms so those are out

Mfw I'm an actual girl on Jow Forums who's been here for years posting and replying on threads where guys complain...

Tfw confessed to a guy I met on here and he rejected me saying he saw me only as a friend

Look out of your window

Why do normies think it's creepy to want to fuck 17 year olds?

Tfw i'm 21 and my little brother 16

Describe a video game as shittily as possible and see if anyone can guess what game it is

What is the main perk and the main disadvantage to being a woman?

Make fun of me, make me cut myself

People talking about doing drugs to deal with loneliness

When did you realize that you were no better than Chris chan?

How women truly are and what you need to understand to get them

Were you there to witness any legendary threads or posts? Pic related isn't my screencap but I was there

Stims for Sad Bois

If they can find love then why can't you? Checkmate, incels

I'm gay - I have 0 friends - My family hates me - The only love interest I have ever had won't talk to me and doesn't...

Why do intelligent women seem to wear less makeup?

What's your ideal body for a mate? I prefer this type, any race. Instant diamonds

Just got dumped by the girl I thought I was going to marry. She was the first person I felt genuine love towards...

What would your family and/or friends think if you started dating a girl like this?

/drugfeels/ D.A.R.E Edition

*pours one out for the boys*

Traveling is a stupid meme and waste of money

Whats your preferred method of using marijuana

5 more hours and it has been 31 days

Let's do this robots. It's fap time. Roll

I'm starting to unironically hate white people even though I'm white

Just got this from an ex. what do bros

Tfw i started being interested in drugs at 13 and yearned for them/did research

Do you want to be a dad someday?

Alternatives to Jow Forums?

How are you holding up robots? anything positive?

What is this called? Also comfy thread

I want to hear a human voice so bad please someone tell me that I'll make it

I will never be 16 and sharing a joint with a cute pop punk/skater girl while listening to blink-182

Tfw the xanax kicks in

You at least have a Soi cut, right?

Lets settle this once and for all

Receive diagnosis

Would death by hypothermia be /comfy/?

NEET vs WAGESLAVE general -- NEET self-improvement lifestyle tips/tricks -- wagecuck shaming

Any of you robots know how to code and/or are working as a developer...

Le 56% amerimutt from the underworld here. just one question

Itt: post your desktop, right now

Who here /petiteboy/?

How do I get rid of the neet guilt?

Why did he do it Jow Forums?

I wish real life was more like Jow Forums

What's your excuse for being single?

Just take the living-in-a-van pill already

There are non-whites on this board right now

Your gf should have the right to read your messages and internet history at any given time...

Tfw no monster hunter bf

Hey user, tell me about your problems

Holy shit boys. I just touched a girl I'm not related to. It's been over a year and I forgot how soft girl hands are...

Fembots, how do you feel about your bf talking to other women? does it matter to you and do you worry about it?

Join us adventurer, and have a drink. Share your stories or feelings in front of the fire

Post your cat frens. This is my cat Sammi

How's It going user?

How do Nu-males and cucks get women in the first place?

Do you have repressed memories, Jow Forums?

What do fembots do when they're horny? Do you watch porn? Do you use toys?

I want to kill myself. change my mind

What advice would you give to your past self?

Comfy thread peeps, bonus points for cities and comfy music. (melancholic comfy shit allowed)

Girls: Don't want to pay for anything, in fact find the idea of being asked to pay for anything themselves insulting

What video games do robots like the most?

I am rapidly losing weight and becoming a skelly oh no

Ate an entire 1 litre worth of chocolate trifle in 10 minutes because I didn't eat anything yesterday

How did pre-Internet era robots deal with loneliness and depression without the ability to drown themselves in...

Cat looks happier being a NEET

Who else is watching Greek, Reckful and Andy's IRL stream?

Do fembots ever get upset they won't be as pretty as an anime girl?

Use the tags r9k and r9komegle on omegle text to anonymously converse with other robots. You won't regret it

I want to die. Nothing more, nothing less

Anti Capitalism thread

ITT: We share our story of getting laid

Imagine you finally found a gf

"Millennials are so stupid, why can't they be normal?"

Dfw open sandles are now the default footwear of foids

ITT: that kid thread

Dont bother swiping right if you are under 6 feet tall

Come and sit down

Anyone here /nocturnal9k/

Does anyone actually and unironically own a daki?

User, how old are you and what are you doing with your life?

I don't know what's real and what's not - I don't know who to trust

Long Hair Thread

What was your experience with Tinder/online dating?

Meet a girl under 16

Would you settle for a cute brown girl?

Damn, so Julius Ceasar was a manlet too. Was he the oldest historical robot?

How big is your dick?

So user, what's the last time you've been to the gym and how was it? I haven't ever actually been...

What's your darkest sexual fantasy?

How do I get into porn industry? Seriously asking because I want to, I have a nice physical structure...

Why do so many men get insecure when their girlfriend owns a dildo that is bigger than their penis?

I don't wish to be alive much longer, and would like to send an user all of my money before I go...

I was friendzoned by a girl for 5 years. We talked every day, she knew I liked her that way...

When are you moving to Japan /v/?

Rate this mural, it was made on 142.44.191.70:26300, a comfy minecraft server for anons to hangout and hangout on...

Where do normal fags get off demanding you get a job and contribute to society when you are denied the most basic oh...

Read This: Dudes are beefing up just for the opportunity to punch Nazis

Have you ever met anyone from Jow Forums, or even just Jow Forums in general, in person?

Why are friendships so obtuse and complicated?

Another chart thread

Skeleton thread

I unironically wish i was gay so i could be free from this curse of wanting women and being unhappy about never getting...

Why not just settle for an average trap gf?

If you don't look like this you're NOT a blackbot

Would you trust your sister not to enter a relationship with your high school bully, robots?

Oh hey, today I cooked somerhing edible using fresh ingredients

If you like loli then you're a pedo in denial and should consider suicide

What's going to happen to the unskilled labor force when automation fully takes over?

Has anyone read mein kampf? Is it worth reading?

Something really strange happened to me today

Retarded shit that alt-righters do/say

Who is to blame for men doing this?

Any britbots getting a level results today?

When I do weed I become more aware about things

Ok, one of the mods are moral fagsabusing mod power

I am going to suicide, but I want to pull one last joke when I do. PLS HELP

Is kissing actually as pleasurable as it looks?

Reminder that women consider 80% of men "below attractive". It never even began for you, robot...

Before you go to sleep at night, what do you think about?

Why are atheists so much smarter than religious people?

I as a NEET with FEET NEED to READ

What kind of smell do you think she has?

ITT: Retarded shit you've done while horny

Whats the meanest thing anyone has ever said to you...

Female characters start with -3 str, +3 int

Are tall women unattractive? 5'10+ and up?

Tell us your country and a fun fact

I'm trying to figure out if there's a correlation between the presence of a father and being a sexually submissive male

Sometimes be an incel is a good thing

What are you robots listening to?

Gf beats me at video game

Take guy's v card

Its my birthday today. I don't really care but my mom and brother seemed sad to another birthday alone for me...

When a normieshit says he's had a hard life

Revenge Stories Thread

/vol/ volcel general

What is your experience with these things?

Anybody want some free (you)s? Pic unrelated

Have never kissed a girl

Finally buy a boomer monster, because of the memes on my secret Chinese forum

Should I try these before offing myself?

Holy shit imaginary genders have ruined the dating pool even further...

Remember, you are not a robot unless if you prefer the company of your pets over people. Also, pet thread

Rate how 2018 has been for you

What would you do for her nudes, user?

Why do blacks respond to everything with violence?

A question for other anons

It's easy to list negative things about yourself

First time tripping

Why is popular for young people to act like thugs?

If you had the chance, would you love and marry an older girl? Someone 5... Or 6.... Or even 8 years older than you?

Fellow footfags

Crazy Parents thread

Why do my co workers pick on me? They keep calling me baby

I wish asianmasculinity would racebait with their own race instead of blacks. Sends a bad message about me you know...

BECKY HATE THREAD

Antipsychotic feels

Reminder that not only do Asian men suffer from the highest incidence of 'Micropenis' worldwide...

This girl hits on you

Your application has been unsuccessful

Reiko's Trap Harem

Riddle me this:

Have people on this board been rejected by girls or have you just never tried?

CHOOSE SUPERPOWER THREAD

Ok, Jow Forums. we should settle this

The world will be black!

Midnight existential dread thread

"Over 50% of homicides are committed by 13% of the population"

This is my big sister kathy

In some really deep shit

Girl is kidnapped in the late 80s

>that kid thread

Anybody else spend most of their time here? For the past four years I've averaged 12 hours/day

/b/ what is your ideal date? Would you be okay with the chick asking you out? What would you want to do?

He isn't an unironic nice poster

Being abandoned by your best friend in the whole world who you love more than just platonically and on your birthday

Is Jilliane Cassidy Lua the flavor of the month fembot to orbit?

Drinks and feels

It's getting to me boys

Have you ever thought a girl was interested in you then discovered she was just being polite/leading you on?

How do normies use dating apps without being worried a relative is going to see them...

This is Beautiful Angel Ciara (CAD)

This what you miss for being a sperg

I just took 2 pills of melatonin for sleep...

Tell me about the problems you suffer with in life, user

This is what my ideal female looks like

Gay love is pure! PURE!

"I don't care what others think of me!"

Enter your bathroom

A story of what happened today

Tfw no Scottish/Irish gf

Stop playing the vidya jew

How do I into stoicism?

What have you fapped to today?

Who's the worst tripfag of (current year)?

How much codeine do I need to feel a high?

Unpopular opinions

The shooter is the real victim in school massacres

Talk to girl online

Yesterday someone posted this image, and apparently it's actually a real thing

What would you rather be:

Most hated physical characterstic

Gonna seduce a transgirl, lads

What does the average r9k user look like?

How was high school for you guys? Did you go to all the cool parties/events? Did you participate in sports...

See whites and asians hang out

Come sit down and tell us about your day, user

Suicide thread. All thoughts and discussions pertaining to suicide go here, because Shuaiby, my hero and inspiration...

My friend just took 5 tabs of acid and ran into the woods

Suicide is justified

Create a word to describe how you're feeling right now. It doesn't have to make sense...

What are your worst dating experiences with women?

What are you currently reading anons? Feeling a bit comfy tonight. Just finished the road by Cormac McCarthy...

For any doctor user or anyone with knowledge of general human body

Failed normie vs robot

Hi would you date a sociopath

What are some albums robots would listen to?

Fembots, tell us about your first crush

I'm about to fall down the anime rabbit hole. Have this strong urge to watch Naruto or One Piece

Would you agree to become a 10/10 female with an IQ of 180 if you could never eat anything unhealthy ever again...

Why are there normies who lie about being virgins here? What do they get out of it?

I have realized that for my whole life I've been "abused" by people

Whats it like not being white...

Just venting I guess

Tfw you realize it's too late to turn it around

Why do men like so many types of girls, such as fat, chubby, damaged, autistic, gay, homely, shy, outgoing...

ITT Post your closest lookalike

20-year-old male virgin

Hi i'm the best at causing butthurt ama

Where to find a friendless clingy loyal bf or gf

How is that drive home going wagie...

Is height the only thing women care about?

Would you date a girl who has had an abortion?

Almost dated a Jewess

Tfw I realized that I'm not attracted to white girls at all

I've got two strong tabs of LSD on me bots, should I drop them right now? Also, post trippy pics

Time is not linear. You can traverse the ectosphere through astral projetion. God warned us of Luciferic agendas...

IN THIS THREAD we roleplay as Robots. I'll start

Mommy bought me wine

Why is racism bad? I love white people and I hate niggers. Niggers are literally useless...

Meet girl here in Jow Forums

Do you like cuddling with your gf

So I was driving down country roads the other night at about 80 MP/H and thought "I could end it all right now" I took...

If you have a single selfie of yourself on your phone you can fuck right off

What do I have to do to achieve a body like this?

Tfw started having nightmares

What should i say lads? hardly use tinder

Who here /negative energy magnet/?

Why are men so quiet during sex?

Why haven't you laid your head down on the train tracks yet ?

Jow Forums's Club Penguin Server

The super fast and quick she ain't interested line guide...i'll start

Would you marry another male?

If you have an aquiline nose your life is pretty much over

Tfw no robot bff to be extra autistic shut-ins together and cuddle

Post extremely autistic clothing

Was cute as a kid

Why do you hate non-whites?

I'm going to give truth

Do you have a favourite porn actress user?

You have a billion dollars

Chart Thread: share your tastes

Hello every femanon (girl or male), I'm a lonely man with a lot of spendable cash and affection for anyone out there...

What's the best female body type fellow robots?

ITT cool shit you've accomplished

Government literally stealing more than 3k a month from me

Can someone explain the problem?

We can all agree that Jow Forums is a Rei board right?

I GOT A JOB !!!!!!!!!!

Im posting this here because I cant think of anywhere else

Letter thread. Write something to someone, get it all off your chest

How long did you lurk before feeling comfortable about posting on Jow Forums?

Why are some many epople against the Fresco meme?can an r9k expert please give a full and proper explanation?

Got my first match that actually responded

Ruined family reunion because my parents fought with my grandmother about why I don't want to be married

"Women can't be robo-..."

Depression general

Do any of you robots have any fight experience or stories? Recently I have been researching Martial Arts...

I just want to know WHY this movies is being made. Its like its illegal to be a white man in America now

The last true robot celebrity

Fapped to sissy hypno again

Near death experiences

Chinlet hate thread

Why don't more girls dress cute & feminine like this?

Instead of trying to further oppress incels, why don't normans just stop being the baddies they know they are?

smoked weed and recorded myself doing a cum tribute again

I am an absolute horny little slut for my boyfriend. Anytime he gets an erection, even when he's soft...

Be me, kissless virgin

Have you ever had a threesome? Foursome? Orgy?

Morning Kelly thread

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