post in this thread and ill fate the shit outta ur life
ill tell you who your destined love is or whatever
i
think
post in this thread and ill fate the shit outta ur life
ill tell you who your destined love is or whatever
i
think
Tell me my fate user. I do hope that my destined love is my waifu.
Is my internet gf ever coming back or should I let go
she ded anonon
figuratively
realitively
let go and meet in the future
fate doesnt exist
this is empty hope
hope doesnt exist
there is nothing to wait for
so if there is nothing to wait for, waiting for things doesnt exist?
so we can only experience
experience created by acts
created by our intent (hope)
so you can hope for your fate
ok ok enough of that, you get a cute smart brunette
meet her in a musseum
dressessss in black
serious but fun
So not dead, just dead to me?
I knew this day would come.
Gimme my fate and give it to me straight, please.
user do i get a gf or do i stay a faggot forever
spell out the neverending misery
>cute smart brunette
>dressessss in black
>serious but fun
You just described my waifu. How happy I would be if that was truth.
Give me a description of the person I will marry, if anyone.
I need a heads up on my f8 pls thanks OP
hheheheh straight
get it
ok no
you shall have an opportunity for love in any of the next 3 years
maybe 2
if you fuck them up, you will be alone for that same time or more
i can only see she shows her forehead
she might have slightly reddish hair
but its foggy
YOU
wait but how can you be gay and want a gf
what
SHORT HAIR TOMBOYISH SMART GF
LIKES SHIRTS
DOMS
meet her at a
uhhh
something cultural? idk sorry
Ill bite, f8 me up my guy
You will die alone in a basement wearing Pampers that are filled to the brim with old poop
Give me my fate, O random stranger on Jow Forums
>big nose
>blonde or red head
>tall and slim, high fashion model style
holy fuck fateanon ive been waiting ages to see another thread again thank you for existing
some rando ano spoke for me and i dare not contradict His Mighty Word
she likes anime
thicccccccccc
but no, really
dyes her hair
asexual
damn lmao but she is cute
ILL F8 UR SHIT UP
M8
wolves colliding the statue abiding
descend the sword
dragon like, ruthless
ah she has black hair on a ponytail and its agressive
you die next year
except not anymore?
i actually dont know sorry anonon
my beautiful user
i am here
and i shall give you fate
your love is a clown
i always say that but this time it means
"your love today dreamed she was a clown"
she is pale, and skinny, and fun
there is something really complicated about meeting heeer?? but i dont know what or hwoo occ sod sorry
last fate was false, checkmate
hit me up with a new one fateanon
Hi fate user, it's been a while.
I hope you're doing alright.
I'll always be here for you in you want to talk.
Have a good night, okay?
Gimmie fates anonuski
honk
im both excited and a little nervous about meeting her, we are meeting for christmas. I wish u made threads more often
I'm super curious since I currently lack anything positive to look forward to so divine away
WIll i have to kill myself at 30 like planned?
>hard mode: say yes
Great thread OP. I cheated as Im actually married to a reasonably thicc latina. Never seen anime before and neither has she but she liked DBZ as a kid if that count. Nice work
Will i die alone user
Oregano
Please vaticine my future oh wise one. I shall ask that you dont tell me about love unless its imperious for me to know, as i already fully expect that aspect to be empty ahead
WAS IT
i mean yeah it surely was false, sorry
i cant control fate at all actually i just propose shit
anyways lets give you a new brand fate
ufiuhierifyhgifrgwyigwergfuw
that me focusing my fatepowers
you got a sickly girl
she is like 16 now
what
wait there is something wrong about this one too
big wrong
yo anonon
im heehdruhiuf fine
how is YOUR life going?
tell me an interesting thing
TALL
wait is because of your pic
well whatever
TALL GF
she is gaining courage
she is portuguese
peaceful girl
i feel tempted to say she is from india but actually thats my bias
i mean everything is my bia here udbrub but whatevvrvfdi
she works in something resembling military, maybe a business
she adores someone who is bald
no not buddha lmao
meet her by traveling or penpaling
no you do that at 55 after a sadly plentiful life in the last years
damn it i got flabberbutfustgusted again anonon
i actually got this like twice a thread but its okay
i cant know anything about you all nor control your fates
like sometimes like now i get male fates but i assume you are all dudes so i change them to girls
am i the patriarchcychcy stuff
Ok so i dont kms at thirty (makes sense since i'm a pussy) but what about love (sorry f8non i should've said that beforehand)
Likes... shirts?
I am very lost and will take any guidance you offer. Thank you for your time.
Do tell
I want my 2d waifu to be real
Say it. Probably not going to happen either way.
You forgot my fate , fate user. Please answer :c
Hey fateanon, I was in your other threads. I was the one who had no fate at first, but then pulled a fate sprout out of the ground. Anyway, be my girlfriend.
I'm kind of bored right now, please tell me my f8 (fate)
Fate me up user
What is the fate of a young Australian?
FATEANON HERE
sorry, dinner time
pierogis are good shit
anyways ill be back in like 10 mins at most sorry
Fate me real good senpai
>pierogis
Are you russian, fateanon?
mrs fateanon bring me a fate
okayo im back lets seekayo
you will die alone because your wife will die first than you
you will remember this truth when the time comes and you will despair
but remember she loved you, and you loved her
the rest didnt matter for any of you
oh you brave knight i didn not
i didnt
i thith noth forsake thou
you are the inexistent knight
so your love is older than you, and more powerful than you
wait but its not something you probably want now lmao sorry
besides that, look for someone who is younger than you and wants to prove himself or herself idk
not for love
grab my hand anonon
ill show you a braaaaaaaaand neeeeeeeeeeew woooooooooooorld
did you know that one princess has a really weird name on the myths
like baldrudubabbruador something like that lmao
anyways i see no one
wait
i see a merchant girl
uhhh maybe this is just my brain being weird, ignore
your real future gf is blonde
she is a nurse
you shall meet only if you become rich
and then lose everything
THATS THE ATTITUDE
i see a girl who likes eating ass
im not joking here what the fuck
she is cute and gothyghghgh
lmao what th fuck
sorry
Tell me my fate user! I am a girl
I'm pleased with thy answer. The love seems fitting, for I have always loved older ladies. The second prophecy however doesn't ring but a dangerous bell, for the only smaller peasants I had the pleasure to meet art both my brother and a problem girl.
fate me the FUCK up senpai
yeah sure, hit me
yo user who fucked up
why did you pull that fate sprout
why would you ruin its growth
ok we are a couple now
m8 y8 f8 is to f8 the h8 t8 y8 m8 will w8 against h8 m8
that way you shall obtain t8
no you dont get a darling
your future gf is very
like she talks so good
she wants to be a spokeperson
she likes beards so get all manly anonon
young australians are outside my area of sbdbrbyfyf joking lets see
oh, girl from overseas
cold
oh im relating with this bitch
it might look like you never have her heart, but eventually it will be in your hands
she has dad complex
like all of my friends goddamn
you will be slapped by a dick
i cant read you sorry please reroll
ill makeje it the prettiest you ever seen
with wavy hair like ahshdhd
and a smile like pagliacci
i forgot the lyrics lmao
girl with wavy hair the color of sand
is she the messiah
look at her eye to eye
no im dragging lmao lmao rol rofffofo
get it
its a joke about that one movie
Fuck it, what else am I gonna do with this shitty life?
Nibba where did you get your fate powers from you were on the money
>Australian
Just came across the word fate 5 times in the past 3 minutes, fate me up mate
this is me re rolling =)
user, what is my fate? It seems as though life is constantly pointing me in outcomes that are never what I want; will I continue to receive negative outcomes constantly or expect life to finally deal a positive card at the end of this all?
How many human sacrifices to get rich pls respond
i'm the coolest person to ever live so my gf better be pretty cool too user...
you get a
the real love of your life is broke as hell atm lmao
but will get better and meet you
brown hair, wears a scarf lives somewhere cold
cute face
its related with your death
ILL PUT MY FATE FIST ON YOUR FACE
and tell you you get a girl with those plants of glory on her he
oh wait
lmao she just died
like just now
im not joking, sorry for your fateloss
chef girl
like those who cool
nice tits
not french but close?
belgigugugugum?
always looks worried
you shall discover something new for you
your real love is like a 5/10
she is the definition of normal but likes aliens
yeah
i like her
oh that means you are on afatebreach
fats breshdhh
gatetv
gfate breach means in some months big stuff will be decided for you
dunno what tho
anyways doig fates here its pointless but
girl with short hair super happy and bouncy
motherly caring girl with a fun side
works at something related with money
friends tend to bully her
likes gardeening
0u p9o
like im living my life and i live it while thinking oh this isnt my life yet but no bitch this is totally my life
we dont pick our cards i guess, its sad and beautiful
its fun?
anyways you will get many positive cards
fate tends to align itself to equal all things on ones life
tends
i cant talk you about love yet, bcause its just an impression now
well i might if you want but it would be pointless?
FATE HERE
im off for like a short time to do abs exercises
if i put strenght on my stomach now you can see something like abs
pretty hot ik ik
brb sorry sorry i suck i know hit me
So i find my mother
Good thing my mother is a great lady
you leave right after i post you suck *hits u*
Am this guy. Give me a few about how my fate will be with the girl I'm currently into.
That was kinda spot on, shes more of a 7/10 to me
Fuck I just got back from a tinder date and wanted to know if she's the one
That's funny because I AM a merchant girl and I definitely will die alone. Spoopy!
hey fateanon, do u have a discord or something?
that would ruin the mystique
not him but i do x)
minigame master#9637
I am ready to pay.
will i find love in college user
What do thou mean its related to my demise? Is it my love or the aspiring apprentice? I don't serve death nor do i find its embrace appealing. Please answer thy servant,oh oracle
Will I ever get anyone?
like 6
oh yeah she sum cool shit
she acts dign but its awesome cool
i have a lot of random details about her but im pretty sure most are just not right so im not sure to say them because you might then think about them and never catch her damn damn
ouch ow oof ouch
either things will change in your perception and you will receive a mild happiness
or you will be reborn and things will end with her
maybe not in that order?
tired
not me
oi tinder
i was thinking of making myself one but better not
im already too known here too known
i posted too much about me
danger danger danger
sorry
you will find pleasure and something resembling love but that isnt love
you will find true love after college
sort off???????cfttft5
the apprentice is related jrfnjt
i dot know
what i got was "hero is him hero is person young proof by helping realizing oneself ascending oneself dissapearance and death"
also the word mother
well ignore it lmao
my brave knight
F8 me hard. Will the vice of life keep me where I am amongst the lonely robots am I forever alone or will I be set free by someone in the few hours I have left?
>oi tinder
wut do i take from this
im the cool one
tell me the details or i KILL U 3=
Welcome back, fateAnon
tell me something
Will I ever get out of this shit hole hotel prison, and get to enjoy the life I want in freedom? Will I get to cross dress, and ever be able to fuck my ex ever again? Or is it already all over, and about to get much worse?
Ah... Now i understand. I congratulate thee in your insight, for your predoctions hold secret wisdom that only thy servant can reveal. I shall come again to hear thou wisest voice, my dearest oracle. May the stars be with they spirit
Please give me a blessing and my fate.
you get a maid
i mean i see heras a maid but she is not a maid?
nor french
so idfk
i think she is latina
wew racism
I UNBUTTONDNNDUD
MY SHIRT
TO F8 with maximum STRENGHT
BITE ON SOMETHING
what why few hours
you shall be free
i was remembering tinder experiences lmao sorry
secretary
weird eyebrows?
fun
likes something embarrassing in secret
well kept hair
loves her work
did you know anonon that
gravity doesnt exist
wait it does but it works like a grid on the universe and not via attracitnfint obejcitnr
sorry i dont know what to tell you lmao
YES I SAID
YOU CAN ALWAYS CROSSDRESS
YOU probably wont fuck your ex but you have like a 2 percent chances there lmao
exes should be exeforgotten
things will get better with enough time anonon
never forget that
>what why few hours
I'm posting on r9k mate, take a guess.
ohhhhh
killing yourself
what a pointless thing
why are you killing yourself anonon, im curious
Life being a dick, the usual.
Also pointless as in I will fail? Because if do drop hanging (which I probably will) I'm 90% likely to die and even higher since I have a large building I could hang from, not to mention a long ass rope.
If its not because I will fail then what do you mean, why pointless?
>you get a maid
>i mean i see heras a maid but she is not a maid?
>nor french
>so idfk
>i think she is latina
Could you elaborate, because I actually do know someone who seems like they'd do something like that, race matches up too.
tell me who im destined to end up with pls
This is user 08, can I get a reroll or something comprehensible
what's the future like?
oh life life i see
sad
i see suicide as pointless because to me there is nothing after death so dying equals not existing so for me its not like escaping pain but just simply not existing, there is no relief in that, is just doing the thing that would happen anyways and wasting years instead of taking any other choice like running away or killing others or whatever
that said
i would kill myself if i were to face some horrifying pain
i sorta understand people who kill themselves? but i dont agree with them
i think life must be lived as best as you can
and you have to be enraged at pain
and at everything that its not light
lmao sorry user you do you tho your life is not something i can talk about
good luck
i saw "latina brown maid not maid mother not mother works better place scorn under lower" but not so negative tho, more like a stern determined feeling
oi without hatohara whats the point inpositing oi
Tell me things, please. Fatey things.
Sure mate go ahead but I think I already lost my kindle flame
tell me what kaneda, what do you see
will she ever give me a chance
the only thing i ask is don't lie man
either actualy give me something to look foward to or fuck my shit up so i can finaly an hero
no one
i actually get a girl with white hair whih means
either she about to die cause she is old?
or she doesnt exist sorry
reroll
help a friend get laid
and you shall get laid
yep yep yep
its governed by the allmight overlord of chaos
and there are robots
hot
wait thtatd snot hot
also your gf lacks an eye
or has a lazy eye
in exactly 3 yars 3 months and 27 hours you will be near some tititiitityt
tits
but its unrelated to your love
your love is depressed right now
she thinks she is a lesbian right now
meet her on twitter lmao
oh maube she posts here?
ah sad
also i dont understand your fate anonon
"princess looking like a kid, grumpy
cold place near the sea
big young man, glasses
seals, red hair, a song
beware the many mouths"
TEEEEEEETSUUUUUUUi never watched that movie
ok ok ok ok
OK
OOOOOOOOOOOOOK
your future love thinks she (she?) its a nazy
nazi
wears round shades lmao so nazy
idk why its nazy and not nazi but it proibably means something idk sorry
lmao u got cuckedanonon
joking poor ya
she will act like it but no she wont
next one go go dont be sad go go
ayyyyy when they are so frank
i get so nervous
like im just a humble fateservant you fatefuck
ok lets see
girl from some northern country? i assume
somewhere cold, that or she wears pelts for hunting reasons
nice forehead yo
short eyebrows
to meet her
ifuhuhfri sorry you said i didnt have to lie
i have no clue how to meet her but try different stuff and your chances up to 30 percent or more
>your love is depressed right now
>she thinks she is a lesbian right now
Sweating it right now because you just described my sister.
well at least i now know that i have to GTFO out this shithole of a country as fast as possible
i'll take your word for ti random user, thank you.
>you get a
the real love of your life is broke as hell atm lmao
but will get better and meet you
brown hair, wears a scarf lives somewhere cold
cute face
sounds cute
can u like tell where we met them
You skipped me fateanon.
Please this happened last time too
Tell me my fate, OP. How will I die?
Ok fate user I'm the user who you dont understand the fate. I can elxpain some of it. 1. The princess is probably the kindle flame 2. I live near the sea. And that's it does this help at all with the fate I'm really curious