Hope you dont do this at the gym, bros

>be fat
>women pretend i'm not there when i ask to use a piece of equipment

>be cut
>women expect me to stay and talk to them when i ask to use a piece of equipment

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>a gym with seven or more squat racks

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>they're all in use
>NO ONE is doing squats

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> Get on the treadmill
> gym has nearly 20 of them, im during off hours
> some weird motherfucker will choose the one right next to me, every fucking time, when there are no less then 10 other machines open
why are people like this

Dont take it too personally, user. Most people get tired after 2 minutes and leave. This goes for all exercises

We all know this is bullshit. There’s no such thing as six empty squat racks.

Well, I do. What you're gonna do about it, robot boy?

Most definitely is not 6 squat racks. At most, there's 3 racks, 2 Smith machines, and 1 power rack with a platform.

Woah dude tell e more about this revolutionary new original far out realisation you came up with by yourself

Im pretty sure roasties dont use words like alpha

ahhhhhhhhhhrggggggg kill it with semen

Found the poorfag

Well you see, it all started when I wanted to get dubs...

I can't bench 2 plates on a regular bench I need added security

>be me, at my gym as usual
>almost all the squat racks are free
>aw yeah, time to bicep curl
>get into a random one, not noticing the thot doing one squat rep per minute and taking 300 selfies
>she gives me an irritated look but idgaf I just want to curl
>she leaves after half an hour
What did she mean by this bros?

no i dont, i dont bring my phone to the gym

>Attention by someone desirable should be the same as attention from someone undesirable
No. This is not how nature works.

I have figured it's because people generally like to be around people. Same happens in the beach. Sit by yourself in a n empty beach and a guy will sit right next to you.

A man can inseminate 15 women in a day, let's say. A woman cannot be inseminated by 15 different men. Therefore women have the upper hand in choosing a mate and it is natural to want the best one available.

:D

>when you spend 40+ minutes before the gym putting on your entire Ronald McDonald esque makeup only to then take a selfie at the gym and still use a filter

why tho

This, no way I'm gonna risk a roll of shame with 100+ kgs on the bar

Correct.
Apparently it’s only ok when thots do it.

There are six at my uni gym, but they’re almost always full, I’ve only ever seen three empty at most at a time.

Gotta do my curls somewhere lady.. yup

Actually I see woman do this to me or other guys at my gym.

>6 empty squat racks.

Where the fuck do you work out?

I take the squat rack that's most likely vacant. Whichever one has all the weights organized and the empty bar resting on the rack at where shoulder height should reasonably be for most people. In any other state (weights still on the bar, bar on the floor or bar/rack/safeties in some unusual orientation, a bench in or around the rack, weights and/or bands scattered everywhere, etc.) I assume someone somewhere still thinks they're using it and don't want to risk that confrontation.

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>Oly platforms at my gym are connected to power racks
>Only three of them, so they're always crowded
>See a platform open, set up for deads
>Some thot doing squats like 6 inches from my face
>Start deadlifting
>No option but to stare directly into her ass
>She gives me an evil look and stomps away
Like what, are people just supposed to never do deads? There's a women's room if you want to do your weaksauce glute routines in peace

>Go to piss
>Stand directly next to some guy who's already pissing
>Hear his stream cut off as mine starts
>He stands there for 10 more seconds then leaves
Makes me feel like a demigod

Well yeah you were in the wrong here mate, she wasn't squatting six inches from your face, you were deadlifting six inches from her ass. It's the same in my gym. The non-autist thing to do is ask to use the platform or wait until the person using the rack is done

>this
My shitty uni gym has 3 racks, one is facing the door so everyone and their mother who walks by can watch so I always pick one on the edge

>work in between her sets
>lift facing other direction
>wait
Anything but shove your face in her ass you fucking autist

Gotta get the last drop out

Woah, getting a bit nervous are we? We're on to your game now roasties.

i bet this is pasta, nobody can be this autistic to start deadlifting not even meter behind random girl doing squats and think its normal

Something like this would never happen in Finland.

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My gym only has 2.
>Both open but a at doing gloot something right in front of both
>Sit sideways on the bench facing a mirrorless wall looking at phone
Not today metoo

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You think too much, user.

>having 6 empty squat racks
fucking WHERE?

Squat racks arent like bathroom urinals where you take the one furthest away from other pissers. In my gym, the racks are different, and there's one in particular I like using the most.