>at a party
>overhear a group of girls talking about me
>"he has a great body tho"
>"haha yeah I'd totally fuck him if he agreed to wear a bag over his head"
>they all agree and start laughing, including the girl I liked
How do I cope with this feel
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put a bag over your head and sprint naked at them
Should have worn a bag over your head and tell the girl "I'm ready". Girls love a joker bro.
Just be a joker bro
Unironically this
>Haha, user is so much uglier than his older brother, I feel bad for him
I can't tell if that's incredibly autistic or incredibly Chad
Probably depends on your luck
Girls love that shit.
Should have made a joke of it. It stings but the trick to life is not caring about shit like this and accepting who you are no matter what you look like or whatever insecurities you have about yourself. It’s called being a man, either accept yourself or save up money for surgery then forever live with the false advertisement you have for your genetics.
You can't fix your face easily but you can fake your personality.
this is the opposite for me
my older bro and me has mutual friends but they always compliment my looks and roast his
feels bad desu man
fuck off
need a charisma of 6 and a luck of 4
Nothing to be done
youtube.com
Fuck her user, those girls are roastie slags anyway
Listen to the advice in this video and go lift the pain away till you find someone better who deserves you.
this shit makes me miss my dog
>the "you're better off" speech
>How do I cope with this feel
Wear a plastic bag over your head
>tfw kinda cute
don't know this feel, sorry brother
>most people tell me that before getting to know me they thought I was a mean guy because I'm always frowning
>I'm actually just autistically thinking about videogames/guitars/music
>ex-gf used to tell me my "bad boy" face was sexy as hell
>but also said that a lot of the (female) friends were intimidated by it
Telltale sign that you're all just insecure and young still. Looks is everything when you're young, but believe me, you barely give a shit when you get older, because you come to realize that there's much more important shit to life.
Bring on the boomer memes and man the fuck up you little zoomer queers.
Find out what cologne her dad wears, ez pussy
cringe
Did not happen
A?
Evenin' ladies
unironically this
no
Women like to be ignored for some reason. Dont get it. Every one has liked me more when i ignore their existence and talk to other women
100% this. My gf is a 6/10 but her personality and the way she carries herself is a 9/10 and that matters way more
I've banged lots of hot girls who are terrible in bed, too. Like, all of them were. My gf is into some good shit.
Get an Asian (born in Asia) traditional woman and you will find her to be successful and respectable
This is a pathetic post
Think about it.
The average beta orbits them hoping for attention every chance they get. Then, a guy who is relatively attractive doesn't even seem to notice them because he's busy being a man and doing his thing
>tfw slav
Never talked to a black, asian or even a brown person, let alone a non-white girl
Lucky you?
If you say so. I have a gf who makes 70k starting and is saving money with me so that she can be a housewife when she turns 30 because she doesn't want retard normies to raise our kids without values at public school. She also sucks my dick 4 times a week without me even asking.
Well blacks and browns are generally even worse than whites and I say that as a halfbrown. It's a net gain
idk, polish girls are sluts
>nobody cared who I was until I put on the bag
>be me 6 years ago, age 24
>go to party with roommates
>host introduce us to qt blonde who is visiting from out of state
>shes assuming who each of us are
> gets to me "and you must be the pretty boy of the group"
>shakes my hand and steps across the circle to stand next to me
>talk to her throughout the night
>following me around but keep getting interrupted
>go to leave and just give up on it because we kept getting interrupted and cock blocked
>she lives in NY and I'm in Orlando so it'd not even work out to try to hook up at a later point
Of all the times I've fucked up and not gone after a girl this is the only one that bothers me.
Kek'd n check'd
>First thing he brings up is salary like a certified bugman
Yeah have fun with your fugly gremlin asian wife
>"You're really hot, but you're just to introverted for me to date."
I don’t believe you, surely not
i fucked a prostitute and it doesn't feel good to be alone
>have a twin brother
>look nothing alike
>my two gay friends and a girl starts arguing over which one of us is hotter
>the gay dudes say I am and the girl says my brother is
>fast forward two months
>the girl has pretty much admitted to everyone that she likes me, is constantly trying to hang out with me and I even saw that she liked me on tinder (I have gold so I can see that stuff)
>still mad about her saying that my brother is hotter
>still won’t give her the time of day
I've been rejected by 3 girls since July for being to shy and introverted. Feels bad man.
>chink friend says I have that killer European face whatever that is
> during club signups for judo they told me I should be in the back as a demonstrater so I didn’t scare people
>girls ask me if I’m angry or ok
I spent most of high school apparently scaring people, was fucking stupid. Gotta smile more, that helps more than you’d imagine.
>thinks he’s gonna be a millionaire from crypto
>otherwise NEET
>brosplits
>half reps
>unironically attracted to instathots
How do I know all of this
That's why you don't go to parties.
this and then punch her
>At a night out
>Be decently drunk waiting to use toilet
>Two girls approach and intoduce themselves
>Too autistic to maintain proper eye contact
>cant concentrate due to alchol and the need to pee, keep convo short because of i dont want to embarass myself
>Enter toilet and hear through the door "...yea but he seemed kind of arrogant though"
Hurt so much for some reason
based and redpilled
shoulda crushed that piss then crushed some puss bro wtf.
I like that. Dont let other people raise your children. Especially the (((Public Schools))).
Post face
>still listening to what women say
When are you going to learn?
Also post your face, faggot
devilish
well maybe try a new haircut
if your teeth are fucked up then get them done
whiten your teeth
have a skin care routine
if your face structure is the sole reason you're an ugly fuck then the only thing you can do is surgery. Is it worth it? Fuck knows, inquire about it.
listen to this chad here
My girlfriend agreed with a group of girls we mutually know (and she was sharing a hotel room with) that she wouldn't fuck me after having fucked me numerous times.
There was even another girl who said she would and she joined arguing against her that I wasn't fuckable.
She told me afterwards in bed and I beat her about in foreplay for it. Women are bizarre OP get upset about what they do not what they say. What they say holds very little water.
>girlfriend
>her friends aren't aware you fuck
What
Strip down, put a bag on your head and then appear.
She is now my girlfriend. Then it was much more casual and even now those girls don't actually know we're together because women all hate eachother and because we're mutual friends it's all kept lowkey to avoid drama now or down the line. My love life is none of their business.
You tard mate she probably just sad that to 1) grind your gears or 2) play hard to get or 3) both
My confidence was totally fucked, even though it was pretty insignificant
In high school my face was covered in acne, I slouched, and had the hair from dazed and confused. I got a girlfriend like two weeks after someone on Jow Forums told me to talk to girls.
I guess it helps that I stole bits from comedians to make up for my autism.
>be me buying chips at macs
>see owner
>stereotypical fat old brown teller with loads of jewelry on his neck and fingers
>sad_paki.jpg
>"what's wrong bud?"
>wife won't fuck him, balls are sore and huge
>i got your back bro
>see teen neighbourhood gutter sluts
>"hey, you girls see that guy behind the till there?"
>they see him, look disgusted
>"yeah he's fuckin loaded, got rich doing oil and now owns 4 or 5 of these gas stations"
>"that's bullshit"
>"no seriously, look at all his jewellery"
>i dip out, come back a few days later for more chips
>guys got a huge smile on his face
>gives me high five
apparently he fucked both of em. feels good.