He doesn't sleep naked

>he doesn't sleep naked

lmao what little bitches pyjamabois are

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>He wants to feel vulnerable at night

Buckle up low iq pussiboi

Wouldn’t going pee before bed or during the night cause you to get a couple drips in the bed?

Mom is not going to rape you, don't you worry.

I don’t because I’m afraid of poo stains in my bed

I've been getting a lot of bug bites while I sleep lately, even after washing sheets and vacuuming everything. Need to wear pjs to prevent them

>he has fecal matter on his bedsheets because he doesn’t wear underwear in bed

not OP but i sleep in just my boxers and it works out fine

Disgusting, you don't clean yourself thoroughly after a bowel movement? You'll never make it

Obviously but the thread is about sleeping naked, not in your undies

Every time you fart you release shit particles from your anus.
Are you douching your asshole every time you poop? Fag

>He wants to feel vulnerable at night

imagine calling someone else a pussiboi when being naked in your own damn room makes you feel vulnerable? Afraid somebody might see your tiny prick?

Sleeping naked is acceptable after sex because you’ll need to clean the sheets anyway. Otherwise it’s just unhygenic.

I sleep naked, it's great.

>worried about poo stains on your sheets

Get wet wipes and wipe your butt before bed if you're worried about it wow that was hard.

yeah it's the comfiest.

Maybe? So what? Don't you wipe?

I can tell from these posts you two are obese. Normal people have no issue cleaning their assholes appropriately.

>feeling vulnerable when naked

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Is that really a fat person problem? Nasty

Unless you change your sheets every other day, that's unhygienic as fuck

Yes. Browse fph threads and you'll see it come up. There's a classic post about someone ordering some kind of externder wand because they can't reach to wipe their ass.

How's it any different than sleeping in boxers?

because poo poo pee pee

Obese people are truly subhuman.

it's better than pajamas because there's less stuff keeping your balls warm, besides boxers are pretty light as is

based

If you have bed bugs you need to get rid of the damn bed bugs.

Holy shit, just spray your ass with water from the shower and your fine after a dump.

I started sleeping naked at 10, as every man should.
Guess restricting penis-growth with underwear is why you faggots are dicklets.