Before you ask your retarded question about babbys first cycle, make sure to read the fucking wiki. Yes it’s reddit, post a better one or shut the FUCK up nerd.
Also, include: >e-stats >age >time wasted lifting natty >height >weight >BF% >Amount of time you've been on gear without coming off, cruising or getting any form of bloodwork done >Penis Girth >Penis Length >Testicular volume (on/off) >Rice purity test score (ricepuritytest.com/)
Oral only cycles are great way to cope with your fear of needles.
SARMs and prohormones are generally a waste of time.
We can't help you dose your AI, it's different for everybody and there's a lot of factors at play. Figure it out yourself.
And most importantly,
NO SOURCE TALK (this isn't up for debate, you will be banned)
it shouldn't cause her any problems but if for some reason she finds she starts experiencing unwanted sides (more body hair, clit growth, voice deepening) she should stop. most of these things will not be permanent if you don't continue right away, but if you wait they're there forever. however, it's unlikely from 5mg ed she'd have any issues
she may have some change in periods (the var causing a early period, spotting, late period, heavy period, missed period), but it should not in any way affect her fertility. if she's on hormonal birth control it may diminish the effects on the var, however many girls use both at the same time. var is not a replacement for birth control, so even if it causes her to miss her period, she can still get knocked up during this time - wrap your willy don't be silly
var has a short life so she will want to dose it twice daily. so if she wants to do 5mg total, she's gonna want to cut up the pill so that she's taking 2.5mg morning, 2.5mg night
she can take UP TO 20mg if she's tolerant to sides, but I never personally recommend past 10mg
my personal cycle is 10mg daily,) 6 weeks on 6 weeks off. she doesn't need pct or to taper, but she should be off the same amount of time she's on for. 6 weeks is a pretty common average for a var cycle.
she can always increase her dose if desired part way through the cycle, or lower it again.
Fucking winny has my laying in bed feeling like I got hit by a truck. Shoulders, knuckles, and elbows all feel really weird.
Elijah Cox
it was given to me by coach or canary or someone of the like so I can't take credit, I just repost it for prosperity
only if it's a 3way with your gf and we all do squats at the wedding
Joseph Price
winny is rough on the joints familia also wanna check your electrolytes/minerals if youre feeling muscle achier than normal
despite that winny supposedly increases collagen, it weakens your joints significantly so you gotta watch out
Isaiah Sullivan
>want to tell gf I roid Pros >can pin for me >won't have to hide shit >Stop delaying the inevitable (we live together so it's a matter of time, I have bags full of orals and Cialis and other ancilleries right in a drawer but I know she won't Google the name on the package lmao)
Cons >High chance of telling her friends/family >will be used as ammo against me i.e. "are you just angry because the steroids!! Roid rage !!!" >possible troubles with law if relationship goes south >thinks all my gains are from steroids
Seems like it's not worth it to let the truth in the open only real benefit is getting pinned lmao
Luke Bennett
She’s fat as fuck so who cares if you lose her. Up your standards dude
Brayden Ramirez
It really depends on your girl.. I told mine recently. She was a little taken back by it at first, but now she’s cool with it and I don’t have to hide anything. She actually pinned my left glute for me this morning because I have a hard time doing it myself. I’m happy I told her, but it really does depend on the girl.
Ryan Williams
But user is right. She is fat, get her on var
Liam Carter
Stop using that fucking garbage, it's good for nothing.
Liam Rogers
>>thinks all my gains are from steroids But they kinda are.
Also stop being such a massive pussy.
Alexander Diaz
>thinks all my gains are from steroids they are
>Seems like it's not worth it to let the truth in the open it is not, keep your mouth shut
Daniel Miller
I usually don’t eat within 4 hours or so of going to the gym but today I’m gonna try 50g protein and 80g of carbs about 1.5hours preworkout so hopefully I get a really good pump.
Im running a simple test e cycle, I have ai, but I also have some extra letro, is it worth running a low dose along with my ai, or even just use a low dose for pct?
Carson Green
Why the fuck would you run letro alongside your AI?
Hudson Lee
Sup bros where do you all get pins from?
Don’t want to wait for shipping but how do I convince the Walmart pharmacist I’m not a dope fiend?
John Kelly
You don’t convince them. You walk up and go “Hi, I need 100 3ml syringes with whatever size needle you have attached (preferably 23g) and 100 separately packaged 23g 1” needles.” They’ll go get them and charge you out the ass for them then you leave.
Junkies only use insulin syringes and so do diabetics so don’t look like a fucking druggie and you don’t have a problem. Hopefully you don’t live in a state with needle laws though.
Eli Anderson
eBay they are like seven dollars for 100
Hudson Long
>eBay
Samuel Hall
Not him but I’ve bought needles and syringes from eBay no problem. Just make sure they’re sterile. Obviously a medical supply is preferable though
Charles Diaz
I've been seriously thinking about starting roiding for like two years now. The only thing that worries me is that I heard that once you go off steroids after doing them for a long time your testosterone levels go below the level you started out with permanently or at least for a very long time. Is that really the case?
Hey I see you posting in the crossplay general over at /cgl/
Your eye makeup is defs improving. Where did you buy your mask btw? Also is your outfit bought or handmade?
Eli Clark
Go take it to CGL Move out of home you bitch Did you end up going into medicare in person?
Julian Powell
....Proceed...
Asher King
the mask is off amazon, they mass produce that shit, u can find them in droves in conventions too. . costume is from ali express,
thats an old pic, i started using a brush insyead of a cream pencil, so now my eyelines isnt so fucking blocky and uneven
William Gray
Why the hell would I move out of home? I cannot see in anyway how that would improve my lifestyle.
>Did you end up going into medicare in person? Yes. And I ended up having to talk to a guy who had the worst slurred speech impediment on earth that I couldn't understand anything he said. Like I get the government giving people with disabilities opportunities to work but fuck, give the dude a role which doesn't involve speaking to people. I am part deaf on top of that, I literally could not understand anything he was saying and I was getting incredibly anxious. So I asked if he could write down what he was trying to say. I could tell he was very sad and humiliated because he was trying very hard to communicate with me which made me feel fucking awful but I just wanted my fucking medicare card for fuck sake.
Noice. Is the mask comfortable? I've been considering wearing one when I'm out just because I hate people looking at my face. It makes me incredibly anxious.
>I've been considering wearing one when I'm out just because I hate people looking at my face. It makes me incredibly anxious. i know you like to blame autism for all of your problems but my friend you need to really stop reading Jow Forums if youve gotten to this point
Charles Reed
kinda affects breathing, also muffles my voice a bit.
I don't get what you mean? I can feel people looking at me when I'm in public. It makes me very uncomfortable that they're going to see my imperfections. I want to cover those imperfections.
Owen Roberts
No its not. You wouldnt have to deal with going in public to get more food, you wouldnt have to do without food because you throw a tanty because someone ate your food.
Aiden Perry
Despite the spilled spaghetti on my first go round with this chick, I think I’m finally starting to make some progress
bruh you want your girl to know youre a fake alpha lmao. thats a death sentence
Nolan Gonzalez
Yes because i, as a fellow autismo that puts dirty bathwater from china in my ass, understand the pain of living at home with others. But ok, Jap land or Plastic Pill first?
Jose Nelson
Optimally I'd like to do both in one go. Go to Japan, have fun. Spend 4 weeks in Korea recovering from surgery and just playing around with my jap shit I bought.
But if I had to choose. Japan first.
Chase Phillips
Whats a high end test cyp trt dose.
Jaxson Lee
is anavar the top rated fat loss gear?
Ethan Jones
No - Putting down the fork is.
Matthew Hall
that was implied, how about a real answer
James Scott
how does /fraud/ even get access to steroids? it's not like they're legal
or are there "roid dealers" in the corner of the gym the same way there are pot dealers in the campus corners?
Jonathan Gomez
If you can't procure roids just using common sense and Google, you shouldn't be using roids.
Jace Diaz
there are so many fake websites out there man. what does one look out for when knowing if a website is legit selling the real stuff?
Joseph Nguyen
Reviews on forums.
John Butler
The fatass teenager that lives in the upstairs part of the duplex and his cringey friends are blasting shitty music and screeching
And my dealer ain't coming through
I am so close to going up there and having a MeLtY
James Green
Dealer? You back on?
Brody Rogers
*ぎゅう*
大丈夫 いい子いい子
Levi Morales
*AUTISTIC SCREEEEEECHING* *SIRENS*
Michael Torres
So have you got a savings yet? Also how do you plan to get needles in Jap land? I feel like this is a pipe dream for you at the moment and you're not trying to make it a reality.
Gabriel Cook
amouranth pls go
Nolan Clark
When I eventually move, I'll probably jump off or get a TRT prescription and then just do orals like Var year round.
>I feel like this is a pipe dream for you at the moment and you're not trying to make it a reality. I study Japanese at university.
Yeah but savings wise, or are you spending it all on wasting gear?
Zachary Kelly
>50g protein
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jason Thomas
xd
Ryder White
I have savings. I don't do much. I don't smoke, drink, go out for food, I don't have friends, my hobby is free. I don't run roids which are so expensive they send me broke.
Joshua Clark
Do you think your life will magically change when you head to Japan knowing no one, having autism and fantasising about Cosplay grills that won’t look at you twice? Why not practise being a human on your home turf man?
Mason Morales
>tfw you jack off to a tranny that looks like estp tranny had slightly bigger boobies tho
