/fph/ Useless Butter Huffer edition
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what in the ever loving fuck is that?
Corn
I like these, they're like anti-asmr
Sad
Last one, save some bonus youtube videos
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>people pay actual money for this
I don't actually know what its called (in english or in spanish) but some website referred to the first one as 'street ramen' so I went with that
Great hygiene -
No sneeze guard
No finger guard - the guy had his fingers in the food tray at one point.
This pic gave me a boner. High test, right?
looks like something a child would make
>i like chips, candy and ketchup so let's mix it together
Guessing the 1 item they don’t eat is the fruit
He stuck his hand in one of the containers
remember the correct definition.
The highest
This pic makes me sad because her face is legitimately cute
But she gave them one fruit, so it's healthy :^)
Who the hell eats this garbage? Not about to drop $10 for some 'meal' with chips, covered in every condiment.
>it's genetisc bro
>my thyroid though
holy fuck this shit is disgusting
According to a mexican flag poster, "Mexico city street food is the weirdest thing ever" so its probably mostly tourist trap garbage.
Oh my god WHAT THE FUCK
Don't think my pene could reach that far but I would damn sure try
She looks like someone put homer simpson's face in a microwave oven.
>literally just corn and sauce
>sauce arrangement retarded as fuck, instead of simple line all over the place
>putting so much on it that shit drops into other ingredients
>movement like he is actually putting a lot of effort and passion into this garbage pile of actual side dishes
is this guy an actual retard?
That man has never been to a beach.
>fatties think this will be a beauty standard in future
complacency really is disgusting...
Mirin bulk. dude's calves are as big as my thighs
Why on Earth would you post this. What would compel her to do it. Also, is she holding a lollipop?
At least there's some fruit and yoghurt.
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It's so strange that he thinks that you have to dedicate every waking second to being muscular when in reality it takes a maybe an hour or two a few times a week. Literally all it would take is watching one or two fewer netflix episodes a day and he could be fit AND "interesting".
Guy? It's clearly a woman.
The neck fold makes it look like she's wearing a fat suit.
i didn't actually pay much attention to the person
DID YOU JUST ASSUME HER GENDER?
I was thinking the same thing. Why do fat people try and have this argument, like that one picture where some cunt was like 'I dedicated my life to scholarly pursuits'.
5 hours a week is all it takes. 168 hours in a week and people make out like putting aside 5 of those to be fit is some insurmountable task that means your life is on hold and you can never achieve anything else. It's just another bullshit excuse. How do they explain buff ass doctors?
I STILL HATE MY MOM
To be fair neither did I. I was busy salivating over that delicious meal.
>his arms still look better than mine
I want to try one of these just for the fuck of it.
I'M INTIMIDATED BY THE POSSIBILITY OF HAVING TO CONFRONT MY POOR LIFE DECISIONS
But she IS wearing a fat suit...
I love how this is a blue board yet fatties like this never get censored or removed. It’s almost like they’re not even human and gazing upon their form is more of a morbid scientifically observation
You know what gets me about this picture? Her mouth is open.
This was clearly taken by a camera that is on a timer. That means she stood there, put her hands on her hips, and opened her mouth in an attempt to be seductive.
That means she thought this was sexy.
It's such a small time investment relative to most of what people do in a day. The worst part is that being fit makes your brain work more efficiently so it would enhance their "interesting" hobbies but it requires a little discipline and effort so we must all be insecure, obsessed weirdos.
>that based boomer in the background
kek
>looks like something a child would make
Basedboys in a nutshell. Those faggots can't let go of their fucking childhood
>the fat controller laughed.jpg
These children never stood a chance.
Miring those shoulders.
>mfw they just keep adding shit to it
Miaow
>hank hill becomes a tranny.jpg
>that mons pubis
She just went and total'd her body.
It cant be fixed anymore.
Best to sell it for parts.
Not many good parts on there, but surely there is plenty of skin for burn victims?
My god, the delusion
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For women they typically call it the mons veneris
what is it about this look that instantly says SJW? it's the perfect example of a check your privilege hambeast
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kek
fuck you for buying so many cheez its for me as a kid, mom
Miring those perfect fat rolls.
this makes me sad. she will never ever look normal or attractive, no matter how much weight she loses.
As a medical student all I have to say about this is that no physician should be "fat positive" but they also shouldn't judge a patient. Your job isn't to look a them and think "fat fuck" even when you want to as it might change the way you treat them. This isn't to say you shouldn't educate them on how their weight will eventually deteriorate their health.
>Oh shit, Mr Creosote!
>4 days for 3 kids ...
>2 bananas, 3 oranges, 4 apples
the glasses stand out like a sore thumb. why do they wear them? is it some 2nd wave thing?
what are the things with m&ms in the lid?
Being fat does that, prob cant even curl 60lbs
Yogurt with candy toppings
Looks like ice cream
Some people legitimately wear glasses without correction just to be /fa/
Is a 60 lbs curl impressive? I've been stuck on barbell bicep curl at 75 lbs for a while now and not sure how to progress.
>7up cake
Nuclear war when?
I think having her skin grafted on would actually look worse than the scars from burns.
Heres how you progress
Stop doing curls and do chinups tardo
train its opposite (triceps), mucles no like it if you buff one way the hell up but not its partner.
I think the issue is that these medical professionals ARE educating them but these thin-skinned hamplanets are taking that as fat-shaming.
Who the fuck pays to get ripped? Calisthenics and cutting is fucking free. Being ripped is literally the one thing money can't buy smdh tbqh famalam