Take guy's v card

>take guy's v card
>he finishes in 1 minute at absolute most, probably 30 seconds
>he says it's the best feeling of his entire life

Lol why are virgins such virgins?

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I dunno. Honestly, I couldn't cum at all when I lost my v-card. I think the condom was too little sensation compared to fapping or BJ's. I just...flopped. For 45 minutes straight.

I think not caring at all if the girl gets anything out of it as long as you yourself bust a nut is pretty Chad though

Did your gf consider using the pill? Guys also told me condoms ruin it.

well if they weren't virgins they wouldn't be virgins now would they?

It's not that he didn't care, he just couldn't hold it out longer than he did. It's cute in itself but he was no Chad. More like a legal shota that was my plaything.

>Best feeling of his life causes him to come

Wow, what a paradoxical situation, how does that make sense!?

We eventually got her on the pill just for barebacking. Shit was cash and I blew 11 loads in her on the first night I could.
The thing is, her family were always protesting Planned Parenthood, so sometimes we'd show up to buy the pill, her folks would be there with picket signs, and we'd have to be like, "Yeah, we're protesting, too" and march with them.
And then we'd pick up the pill later.

can you please do the same for me

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>take a girl's v-card
>ask her to straddle me and go at her pace
>we have very slow, boring sex while she trembles uncontrollably
>says she loves me after and she feels close to me
>bend her over a toilet in a hotel bathroom two days later and smash the shit out her cunt until her hyman breaks
>don't stop until I cum

>in STEM class
>spot a virgin
>you can tell by his demeanor and clothing
>go up and talk to him
>he spills his spaghetti
>find it cute
>ask him out on a date
>we set up date
>few days later, he comes to my house with flowers
>takes me out to Mcd's
>we chat and say i enjoy being with him
>takes me home
>he tries to kiss
>dodge it and go inside
>he texts me nonstop
>see him at school the next day
>he sits next to me
>literally have a beta orbiter at my command now

Too easy.

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And then the whoIe schooI cIapped.

>those actual boomers who are retired and nothing better to do than to cockblock poor teens and make them feel like shit
Tell them to fuck off desu. Those kind of people make me so fucking angry

I mean, I don't like PP or abortion, either. But the pill isn't a sin, and it's realistically smarter than the rhythm method.

>have sex with a virgin
>having unrealistic expectations

Sounds like the fault lies with you.

>lose your virginity to a woman
>she gets pissed at you in the future and makes a thread on Jow Forums about it
I regret having sex with anyone, I genuinely am happier alone.

You're going to die when he realizes he was played and snaps.

I wasn't angry at him for anything I'm just teasing

Did you end up cumming inside his ass or mouth?

...You're teasing a guy you took the virginity of by making an anonymous Jow Forums thread he doesn't know about?

No OP's teasing virgins you moron

Oh she's just teasing, she can mock and make fun of anyone she wants, I forgot. Girls will be girls! Gosh, how silly.

Notice how I said "OP", not "she"? In r9k's current state I wouldnt be surprised if it was a guy

I entered this thread thinking it was a guy as well my dude, you're right.

it is a guy. probably 7 of 10 threads are fag threads now.

Joke's on you, my first time lasted for hours and I never came.
At least she's the one who got to feel inadequate and not me. Taste your own medecine you fucking slut.

Sure, whatever floats your power fantasies I guess

>Guys also told me condoms ruin it.
condoms absolutely DO ruin sex

Wtf where do I find a girl to take my virginity?

Think I lasted like 3-5 mins my first time, hard to tell because alcohol and sex feels.
She knew it was my first time. Think physically it was kind of fumbly and inexperienced but she says it was good sex anyway, because it was intimate. There was a connection there because she knew it was my first, and we liked each other and stuff. Not leg-quivering orgasm mode but good in it's own right.
I'll take that, feels good man. Still with her 8 years later.

This, but it's even more hilarious with girls