/britfeel/

just woke up

bowl of coco pops for me

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This still scares me, when he starts hitting the door. Reminds me of all the hidings my dad gave me growing up. Least his mum seems to love him.

Just learned that I get alcohol withdrawal. Things are getting a bit more serious than I realised. Going to sneak away and have some in secret later today haha

Finally get home after staying up all night and a long comfy rain walk, just wanna bust a nut then smoke joint before sleeping.

Can't relax because people keep bugging me.

No wonder poor Louis ended up like that with such a fucking shit dad. Hie mum sounds decent.

What's he scream at 6:10 anyone work it out?

Have to go out in the rain. Think im gonna flip

How new are you? That has been around long before the radios popped up

"DM is a nonce Louis!"

shouldn't have laughed at this..

"the master said, it is not the failure of others to appreciate your ability that should trouble you but rather your own lack of them"
what did he mean by this?

Does anyone want to do a role play with me where I pretend to be Louis and you pretend to be my dad Daniel who is trying to sort me out?

Then we can swap around.

How bad lad? Been there and done that, how much you been drinking?

hi woowee

etsu batsu

oh wrong louis lol

It means
>Don't worry about people not appreciating your talents
>Worry about the fact you don't have any talents

It means that if you are any good then people would notice, so don't whine that no one thinks you are good. Instead get on with trying to be better.

I like that quote where's it from?

that makes sense thankyou lads
text

It can be up to a litre of vodka in one sitting but that's only once or twice a week. Outside that I've been having maintenance pints once a day or so - something I don't usually do.

the analects its a book of the saying of confucius

We had 87 posters in the last thread. Imagine if we all met up. We would be quite formidable.

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We should all go to a game with poleaboo

That shouldn't be too bad to taper down from lad, switch from vodka to cheap lager and drink less each time. I found not having spirits in the house made the world of difference as after 10 beers I just said fuck it and opened some

i remeber posting that ages ago glad someone saved it

Anyone ever noticed how the most prominent posters here are the ones at the extremes?

You've got Ebin who is the lowest of the low, and then you've got BritNormie who, if he can be believed, is unusually successful.

And everyone in the middle just blends in.

We could invade a small country and claim it for the /britfeel/ empire

I think that's cherry picking
Shippy is pretty middling - has a job and some past romantic success but no gf and is generally a big weirdo

Yeah, I know what you mean. The big thing though, is to find some way not to obsess over the next chance to get drunk. It fills my thoughts.

>manager asks my age
>tell her I'm 21
>she asks if I went out for my birthday
>say no

She gave me a look of pity afterwards. I can't even remember what I did do.

Slightly concerning is she asked when my birthday was afterwards, she might be planning on doing something for me

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Whoever guessed tim was going to oxford today was bang on the money, they know their timmy boi
twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/1030045478446977026

anyone else get their results today? how did it go?

Sad one today boys, my grandad just passed away.

I was just heading out to the car to go up and view that other property with my mum when she got the call.

Pretty upset if I'm honest, he and I were quite close. He'd been in and out of hospital for a while though so we all knew it was coming.

Hardest part is going to be dealing with my nan. She'll be absolutely devastated.

We could do anything. I doubt there's a group of 87 people as autistic as us lot. We just need to harness our autism.

I like it. It's funny.

I'm gonna have sex with Moni, tonight. I'm a bit nervous but he's ugly so it'll be easy.

Let's storm Brownsea Island lids. Its literally just a few national trust workers and people having nature walks, we can take them easy

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Read last thread and stay in there please.

Fuck off with your boring blog shit you manipulative self obsessed dickhead.

Sorry about that lad
Speaking about family though

I can't wait till my dad dies. Shame it's probably so far away.

is the BUF flag illegal? not going to fly one, don't worry, I can't find a straight answer online.

Sorry to hear that user, what was he like?

The last thread was choc full of kids talking about results lad

Ill be shattered when my grandad goes, he's the only member of my family I truly respect

You should come along to the Annual /britfeel/ Bonanza, it's in Leeds this year.
We'll celebrate your birthday.

Called it.

When he goes to Oxford it's usually at midday, that was the only explanation for him cleaning in the morning and not doing piano practice

can see why i would be, the nazi flag isnt illegal

am in turkey with my family until sunday then i have me first ever week on my own in the house, ordered tesco delivery stuff for food, what am i meant to do on my own, i dont really leave my room anyway, can i buy alcohol on tesco? i dont really look eighteen and get id'd every time at shops

might just quit my job and go on bennies. low level wageslavery isn't worth it

your t key a bit dodgy?

Thanks guys. I'm glad to have this place.

He was a proper London bloke, served in the army, worked as an engineer after for a supermarket and did very well out of it. Retired to the home counties.
He always knew something about the places we visited and always had interesting stories to tell. I wish I had kept a record of them.
Really active into his old age and you could tell he hated getting old and not being able to do as much. In the last few months he'd always tell me never to get old.

You stalking timmy lad?

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if ordering alcohol, person delivering will ask for ID if you look under 25.

I'm honestly not sure who is more mental, this guy Timothy Byrne or the crackpots who follow his every movement.

If the mentally ill are so fascinating to you lads, why don't you get a job trying to help them instead of sniggering at them from behind your computer like a coward

Fucking cowards in this country. I want to be a USA citizen away from people like this.

Hope you had a good few ciders with him before he passed lad.

they won't give you bennies if you quit voluntarily

Chillout byrne, it's only fun and games!

OP chose a pic
that's really quite old
It makes him look thick
so he needs to be told

That's not crescent fresh
though the thought was cres

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Go Gauchos!
Do love tim

That's sad lad, why's he so bad?

wouldnt we just get rounded up and arrested? how would we defend the island?

fuck, what am i supposed to do for a week without alcohol??? i suppose i could buy weed but i dont think mummy is giving me any money since she's buying groceries n that

Here's the other one too
stay cres

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Sagiri shills a pic, that's just too stacked
So much shit it's not comfy, and I hope he gets Blacked

are you underage? why is it a problem?

Just had a cheeky danger wank lids

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Sounds like a cool guy user, sorry for your loss

One day one of the autistic OP image collectors will submit them all the a publisher and we'll have a book on amazon.
We can all show it to our wive's kids' kids

wanted to avoid talking to tesco man, very bad anxiety lad cant deal with it

Yet you can go abroad with your parents?

it's another user spends all day at work daydreaming about boobies episode

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so much photoshop her face is almost gone

Thanks for the post
for your rhyming riposte
although it was quick
lad, first and foremost

It's not cresent fresh
Rhyme like this instead

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Having a strong accent is shit, lads. I sound like plank from Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels. No matter how smart I dress as soon as I open my mouth they just know I'm from deep South London and act strange

If it is that bad you can order alcohol off amazon and get it the next day, I'm sure they are probably meant to ask for ID when they deliver it but they are in such a rush they never do

HE HAS ALREADY STARTED TO ROT

>tfw very monotone voice with next to no accent or so i think
would like to have an accent desu might be nice

Brit James Normie here

vocaroo.com/i/s1UuOK176PAx

Shippy is one of the creepiest people here, the fact he's even stalking Tim's neighbours is fucking mental.

stylin' while a gamer today lads

Riposte isn't pronounced like that
Also what is crescent fresh

Thanks for the advice, it was quite nice
And I'm happy you're here, in the britfeel house
But I just can't take you seriously, with that big black cock in your mouth

>Guys look, I can be part of the memes fun too right?!
>RIGHT?!

what games u on lad
been playing d3 for 12 hours a day past week. just got off it earlier just because of fatigue honestly, gonna get in bed and watch some stuff then sleep i think

I hope everyone especially Lee is having a niceable day xoxoxo

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If you didn't know Timmy you'd think he's just some regular guy from this video

m.youtube.com/watch?v=ro7rulEYteU

I do my best
to make my rhymes cres
but sometimes they're not
it makes me quite stressed
so
you're quite cresent fresh
for helping me sound cres

you only asked this question as an excuse to post your little blog. can't imagine being this narcissistic.

its merely conversation you absolute autist

Lad-itty-lad
bad a rhyme that was bad
it was not at all cres
he's clearly no chad

He's not cresent fresh
though he tried his best

Scouse here. Iktf

oh dear looks like you've got yourself in a spot ov bovver m8. ow bout you run up the apples and pears before I stripe ya on the arris

>bad a rhyme that was bad
very uncres of me, should have been made
not fresh at all