I am going to suicide via hanging and I want suggestions for my last joke.
I am going to suicide, but I want to pull one last joke when I do. PLS HELP
Brayden Collins
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Adrian Jenkins
Why do you care? You'll be too dead to enjoy it.
Charles Barnes
Why did you choose hanging?
Alexander Perez
You don't want to commit suicide. You are suicideposting to trigger anons who are actually suicidal. Fucking avatar suicide-poster
Grayson Torres
Put "whoops" as your suicide note.
Josiah Howard
Apply clown make up.
Jayden Baker
take out as many credit cards as possible and prank the banks by transfering your credit into crypto currency or prepaid cards and sending those to me
Xavier Edwards
>clown makeup
>pants down
>dick in your hand
>pornhub.com
Matthew Lee
I love it, thank you and goodbye.
Jace Jenkins
I've got a good joke for you, but I'm gonna leave you hanging.
Nicholas Cruz
I'll show you doubtfag check out the suicides in Aliso Viejo in like a week and see if you spot me hanging off an apartment bulding.
Carson Jenkins
Just leave a note saying you did it for the lulz
Jeremiah Reed
put this "Owo Whopsie daisy, lookies like this one get left in a cliff hanger Uwu"
Dominic Cook
Prank your parents by pretending you've got your life back in order first. Savour their pain and disappointment from beyond the grave.
Xavier Wilson
Prank yourself by not killing yourself?
Hudson Morris
I think you committing suicide will be funny enough to be considered a joke on its own
Kevin Green
leave some random cursed image open on your computer so when the police come into your house theres some confusing as fuck picture on your computer and maybe even set up an altar next to it
Angel Lopez
Make the noose out of spaghetti!
Christian Thompson
Don't do it, just get some sick gains in the gym. Trust me, it makes you feel very good
Ryan Ward
Write numbers across the walls, for extra confusion use only 0 and 1 so they think it's binary code even if it means nothing. Also leave the deep web open on your pc so they think it has some connection.
You'll make the special agents scratch their heads for a while and maybe even make it into "unsolved mysteries" videos on YouTube a few years down the line.
Isaiah Morales
you should live stream it desu
Jayden James
GODDAMNIT!! I FAILED AND NOW MY ASS IS GETTING 5150d FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!
Daniel White
that'd actually be pretty cool
Luke Brown
What this user said.
And why are you killing yourself, op?
Dominic Anderson
Robert Roberts
like they would spend more than 1 hour trying to figure out what happened just one 1 incindent what should happene is several of use commit suicide the exact same way
Parker Powell
Buy a bunch of lottery tickets before you kill yourself, that's what I'd do
Kevin Hernandez
Put "read if gay" on the note
Wyatt Sanchez
>Scadangle skaped I am now dead
Bentley Adams
print and stick loli hentai everywhere in your room
bonus points for writting pedo shit with unerasable marker
leave in suicide note "im going to see my daughteru dicksuckeru 5 years old loli gf, see ya later nerds"
Easton Foster
>shop one of those dick enlargement ads
>make it look like it came with an actual order
>leave the result on a table near your corpse
>the ad is just instructions on how to tie a noose
>the tagline says "Hung as fuck bitch incinerator is you"
>commence an hero
Lucas Johnson
That's the greatest thing I read in a while, thank you