How often do you poop, Jow Forums?

How often do you poop, Jow Forums?

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twice a day

feels good

I only poop maybe once every three days, I eat a normal amount but the poop is always so small. To maintain my weight I eat only 500-900 kcals/day. Is it possible that my body is digesting more calories out of my food and as a result the poo is less frequent and small?

every morning like clockwork

Every morning after getting up.
Every night before going to sleep.
Rarely between that during the day.
Never while asleep.

I do intermittent fasting and one meal a day.
I used to have hemorrhoid issues but they're under control.
Also fat but losing the weight and getting strong as fuck.

>dat glorious after coffee poop
>dat surprise 4pm poop

no it's not possible you just have very poor digestion and should probably take some laxatives

once or twice a day

>fasted last month
>shit at most 3 or 4 times that month
>eat one meal a day this week
>shit 3 times in a day.

Omad here.
Once a day.
When I eat pseudo Paleo it's once every two days.. but that kinda freaks me out.

drink hot water like green tea to help with digesetion

Once a day 2:35 AM

Plant based vegan here. Usually three times a day.

2700 calories a day with ~40g fiber and 3-4 liters of water. Poop once or twice a week about.

Been this way for ages, I think it's stress, which is also killing my sex drive.

Not enough ;_;

Drink coffee now black. Every morning after drinking the cup its time to get comfy and poop.
when the urge happens I light a torch and wrap a wolf pelt around my shoulders before I sit. It's a comfy poop but what is wrong me?

usually 3x

Monday - Friday at 530am and 12pm
Saturday and Sunday at 830am

Ever since cutting out processed sugars and most dairy i shit maybe once every two or three days. Always come out clean and easy, and I never feel any pain. Should I worry?

Completely stop fiber and add more animal fats

Are you serious?

Have you tried eating more green veg and maybe drinking some smoothies with Psyllium Husk blended in? Should give you daily poops the size and girth of a childs arm

Once a day during a cut.

Twice a day

6000kcal here.
poop is like 6 times a day.
3 of those I'm just afraid the protein fart may have a travellor.

>while bulking
once or twice a day
>while cutting
once every couple of days

My non-pooping record however has been 3 weeks, AMA

On weekdays twice a day during he day and on weekends probably once over the whole 2 days

the way it should be

hehe

during those 3 weeks you must have been edgy as fuck

i can only imagine the state of your toilet if you took 3 dulcolax after those 3 weeks

I don't get it I have a similar diet and I have one MASSIVE shit every morning after my cup of coffee. Like seriously fill the whole bowl shit. No way I could last two days without shitting.

kek, but nah
I was on a trip and I REALLY hate using toilets I haven't thoroughly cleaned myself.
So I mostly ate soups/drank my calories with milk.

>toilet
I was on that trip still. Picture this
>in a music festival in a small town in the balkans
>haven't pooped in 3 weeks
>REALLY had to poop, can't hold it any more
>decide to just wait only one more day, because it was late night at that time when I thought of it
>the water pipe for the ENTIRE town was broken that night
>every toilet had been pissed on, shitted on, not a single flush
>there was no way I'd use one of those toilets, I'd much rather shit on myself
>"oh damn, I really will shit on myself, won't I?"
>hike on a hill nearby
>dig a hole
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>biggest shit I've ever taken, I really wished I had my phone with me to take a pic
>it also was one of the best feelings of my life, that's how pregnant women probably feel when they give birth

Ive switched to being a chicken and broccoli boy and found it a lot harder to poop lately, once a day at best sometimes once every 2-3 days. I eat nuts and fruit in the motning but I obviously need something else, what u guys rec?

If you suddenly increase your fibre consumption you need to drink a lot more water

A fucking ton. This morning I popped twice, big shits. And now I'm feeling it again.
Probably around 5 or 6 times a day. I eat a lot of oat, peanuts and legumes. Not vegana though

Yes your poops should be painful and bloody thats the norm

Enjoy your future hemorrhoids

>future

Im at 3L atm, and weigh 75kg for reference. Should I be having more?

usually twice a day, sometimes once, sometimes 3 times