If you don't look like this you're NOT a blackbot

was dukie a robot?

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im fine with black people as long as they dont try to rob or murder me

so not fine then

WES

YOU SON OF A BITCH

COME THE FUCK OUT SO YOU CAN FIGHT ME WES

why to get labeled as a criminal by you guys?

Black people have such ugly terrible hair, I genuinely feel sorry for them.

Society treats them condescendingly as victims and will give them opportunities left and right. Whats to feel sorry about

Well excuse the fuck out of me for having a father that actually loved me enough to have me get a hair cut every two weeks until I was old enough to get it done myself. Maybe you should look to yourself before trying to drag down other robots.

> A haircut every two weeks.
Niggers really are dumb as fuck.
A fools easily parted from his cash.

>only get to shower once a week minimum
>haven't cut my hair since January or December
I am the blackbot there is no other nigga like me

My hair grows really quickly in that time and my father is military. Dude was deadset on keeping me on a regular grooming schedule. As an aside it's fifteen fucking bucks since I've been going to the same barber for near two decades.

lol
my mom makes me take showers and get haircuts. u can't compare to me kiddo.

she also cleans my room and hangs up my clothes.

I love him, and he's actually kinda attractive which is weird for a negro

That's cute, but start doing those things for yourself, blackanon!

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Some black people pretend to be proud of their hair, but deep down they know it's shit.

That's why 90% black guys cut that shit off, because it's ugly, and why black women get perms or fake hair, because they can't do shit with their real nappy short hair aside from get shit dreads.

I don't feel sorry for guys since they mostly don't care. I feel sorry for black women though, since every other race has beautiful long thin hair and they dont.

You fucking retard our hair grows quick plus it becomes hard to control once it grows large

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>not doing it yourself at the cost of nothing
look at these nerds lmao

My hair is so dry what do???

>That's why 90% black guys cut that shit off
Nope, it's mainly because when we were all kids our parents would shave our hair off because they don't want to deal with our hair which picks up dust and dirt if we play outside. Then we all grow up not giving a shit about being bald and just cut our hair because it's too bothersome to deal with sometimes.

Why waste the time? Besides, I like socializing at the barbershop. It's one of the best places to learn how to banter and everyone's basically family there. Tbqh it's one of those traditions I hope stays around long after I'm dead.

>you guys
Are you implying that just because I am white that I am racist. OHHHH HELLL NOOOOO YOU DIDN'T

Not with this going natural trend my dude lol.... And most African women either get natural braids or keep their hair short user... Times have changed

> East African descent
I look nothing like that though

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kek
whatever you say kiddo

>Are you implying that just because I am white that I am racist.
Not user, but yes
>This is a joke we don't need a Jow Forums tier rant

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>Black barber shop
I really am grateful I have this truly is an amazing feeling

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looks like a dick bent upwards after hitting the ear and then ejaculates

black dude with dreads here,I'm moving to nevada soo and im about to cut this shit all off cause my head gets hot as fuck as it is out here, probably just go bald or super short.dreads are cool and people love to talk about them and touch them but holy shit it's so much maintence It's not even worth it anymore.

but white people can't be racists because racism equals prejudice based on race + being a used car salesman

Last time I went there were wh*te people and trannies in there
Comfy barbershops are dead

>nu-memes are always either about race or anime
>so why not combine the two
god i hate all memes from 2015 onwards

That's all people car about nowadays
Anime is top tier escapism and politics are all you see when you stop trying to escape

yo thats some good line tho

hello my niggers
eastern european white guy here and i just wanted to say i would like to have a childhood black friend like in the animes where the protagonists close group of friends are literally all races

thanks for reading

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Because blackbots are too socially awkward to go to the barbershop. If you're not black you won't know but barbershops are like the most alpha place ever. Everyone in there is shooting the shit. It's a universal fact that all blaxk barbershops have one barber who nobody wants to go to. It's easy to tell because every other barber will have a line of people waiting but the bad one will be sitting in the corner and his chair will be empty. Also he probably won't be making jokes or talking to the other barbers.

If you're a quiet nerd who can't take the bants they'll send you to that guy and he's gonna fuck your shit up.

That's why all blackbots look like that. For us blacks if you aren't alpha enough you're not even allowed to get a good haircut. We're de facto restricted from the freshest cuts.

I hope this was educational and enlightening.

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When I was in Taiwan, every 5 minutes some child put an object in my hair without me knowing. I once went back to room, to find 43 different objects in my afro.

Some of us gave up and never cut or maintain it. People call me the tree man at work

I know his feels

Thanks. I feel sorry for you too. Everyone suffers about something.

My dad once cut my hair when I was sleeping. I Put Nair all over his head and I learned the hard way, the struggle is real.

I haven't cut my hair since 2005.

Military dads are the best and the worst at the same time, aren't they?

At least can hide my food somewhere in pubilc.

I can't go to these. My Aspergers once came out when a person touched me without warning.

BRAIDEDPUSSY

I want to know

I've always wanted dreads but people always exactly what you say about them.

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just lol if youre a blackbot and dont avoid black barbershops at all costs.

I go to the white/asian one. much less stress.

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do they start beat boxing and asking you to spit some rhymes in the black barber shops?

I go to black barbershop but I don't say anything it's like everyone understands you no one tries to hold a conversation unless you want it plus they the barber gives me a pat on the back and a soda.

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No but sometimes the occasional guy says he can do it and everyone will tell him do it right where you are. It's fucking cool to see but it doesn't happen a lot.
>Not user

Good post I approve. I hope you accomplish your dream even if it's too late and you're not a child anymore.
I actually like natural hair on some girls also I really do like my hair pic related when I had an afro.

Not that user but
>do they start beat boxing and asking you to spit some rhymes in the black barber shops?
Sometimes. I've seen it happen before

no thanks I don't like being around black people as a blackbot. too loud and obnoxious for me most of the time.

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You sure are black I can tell even though I'm at the other end of a computer screen

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i suppose so, kind of makes sense now that you put it that way

kek.

im sorry do you want me to blindly love the general behaviors of black people?

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I hope nobody of any race does that to you. We need to make Christian values cool again

pic related is my gf
who's mad? white girls are superior

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I love him too.
I kinda want him to have more success but I also want his channel to stay a comfy place where he can upload whatever he wants.

who is he ohiitiw

I always feel bad for black nerds and anime fans.
Other blacks probably think worse of you than they think of white nerds, and nerds are usually white and racist so you don't fit among them.

I non ironically look like this. At least I don't live in the US.

Yeah he was by far the most robot. Michael was just a failed normie at worst.

I can't be assed to take a barber trip just to spend 25+ bucks on a fade and have it disappear in a weak. Let me be comfy and enjoy my bush for fucks sake.

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digibros black friend

Zen Huxtable

Lol every white barbershop I went to either had a woman tend to my shit and fuck it up or some old white guy that doesnt know how to cut black hair. It's absolutely fucked black barbershops give me anxiety.

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>tfw pajeet
>tfw no black barbershop bantz

arent you that black dude with a foot fetish?>

>"Ayo raj, come get yo cut nigga and tell me bout them street shitting days my g

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This explains the hairstyles of all the black friends I ever had. Thank you user.

if you care how your hair looks
you're not a black bot

Step aside. Only one true blackbot exists.

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Nope it's just really obvious your not black

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Saved.
Sauce?

I never said I hate other black people. I just dont like being around them. you can chill out.

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some tumblr chick

orig

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you wont get laid and escape black bot hood if your hair line is fucked up, champ/

That would look fucking terrible if you were too fat or skinny.
We rarely see eye to eye, nogbots, but for the love of god don't do this.

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what do you think of this style?

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Oh shit nigger what are you doing
This isn't 1991
You have to be the black equivalent of a chad to pull of either one of those styles. If you have a hi-top and are omega like OP, you're gonna end up looking like Irwin from the grim adventures of billy and mandy.

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>not a blackbot
i dont care

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I really couldn't give a shit, seriously it's obvious your not black or you just have major problems

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I would totally do that if I were a nigger, it's awesome

>i have major problems because I don't like loudness and obnoxiousness

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>Black person
>I don't like being with black people
As I said your either not black or you got problems, do you spend time in Jow Forums like those retarded mutts user?

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I said it was because of the loudness and obnoxiousness. I dont see the issue. i don't like certain traits. so what?

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>no thanks I don't like being around black people as a blackbot
You even did the as a black guy thing. Seriously this has turned into a stereotype at this point go back to Jow Forums you fucking colonized nigger. Anyway I've got porn to jack off to see you later suckas.

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yep. to love obnoxiousness and loudness and to hate peacefulness and quietness totally means youre LIBERATED.

please kys.

Black weeb here. Its because we don't care about fashion or fitting in, we'd rather spend that 15$ on games than haircuts.

Anime > Pussy

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>buying games
You probably pay for porn as well, huh?

No wonder nobody likes you niggers

what are some black girls in anime?

I'd rub her belly while pounding

Black girls don't exist in anime, only brown.

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What about black guys in anime?

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>t. non-black that has no idea or experience on what he's talking about

That looks ridiculously fucking stupid and I always hated seeing blacks with this hairstyle.

NaturaIly

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>Black girls don't exist in anime, only brown.
heeeeeeeeeey!

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