/britfeel/

FIRST FOR URETHRA FRANKLIN

its just
a little crush (crush)
not like everything I do
depend on yooouu

haha lad
why the fuck is the back rest hollow??? reee i had to stuff an old pillow inside fucking cost cutting swede shits
its not bad tbqh

Might watch the departed tonight lads

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> limp wristed student lefty faggots
Exactly my point, this is all talking of your opinion as much as anything else. The fact you can't even keep calm enough to make a point without throwing shit like this is what gives it away

Discord insider here. Operations have begun to bring DM back into the thread. I can say no more.

Anyone here a black person?

got my knickers delivered today. mum and dad both asked what was in the parcel but i didnt wanna tell them so i just avoided the question.

I just want a nice northern lass to cradle me on her soft breasts and stroke my hair

Got my creatine delivered today. Mum and Dad both asked what was in the parcel but I didn't wanna tell them so I decked the cunts

Got 2 (two) job interviews tomorrow.
That's crescent fresh.

He's welcome to return providing he posts the chatlogs.

Simple as.

crescent frrrrrresh

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That's so crescent fresh, very cres of you

How come every single asian girl I've ever seen irl is ugly? Where the cute one you see on the internet?

>apply to uni
>get a call saying I have a place
>tell my boss I'm quitting
>get a call the day after saying they can't finalise the place and I need to come visit them

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No one earlier even knew what made something crescent fresh
makes me feel old. Not very cres

photoshop and plastic surgery lad

is there a britfeel dickscord?

I love are Lee I do. Proper niceable lad.

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mate is having a kid
what a laugh

The trolls do go a bit too hard on him.

youtu.be/RMR5zf1J1Hs

Maybe it's not too late
To learn how to love
And forget how to hateeee

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u gonna sniff them lad?

LAKASEH ZIGGEH AIN'T WEARIN T'CONDOM

Yeah lad, come join TvDzTmX

>no work today
>stay in room and be quiet the whole time
>flatmate comes back from work with gf
>clearly doesn't realise I'm home
>walk to the loo a few minutes ago
>UUUHHH, MMMM YEAH, OOOOH UUUH YEAH
fucking normies, I can't cook dinner with that going on, guess I have to stay in my room until they're done

Record it for the lads pls

beat me to it lad

fucking lol
based lakaseh poster

Rather beat myself to it tbqh

not wanking yourself into a state thinking you're her

Low test lad

drunk again, this is becoming the new normal

>bank is being weird and wont let me put down the deposit
>use a different card
>pay that card off with main card
hackerman

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Fuck off brandon you faggot

Go knock on the door and ask them if they want any take out

>Rather beat myself to it tbqh
HA!

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when I was at uni I lived with 5 girls but I only ever heard 1 of them getting shagged 1 time

Better nip it in the bud, lad. Being drunk is one step closer to being gay.

just look at any video of an anti-fascist protest and at least 3/4s of those attending fit the description I just gave. it's not an opinion so much as just a statement of fact.
im a communist mate, im criticising them from a leftist position. battle of cable street is a good example of anti-fascism, it was organised in co-operation and support of the working class who did not want the facists marching through their area. literally no-one asks antifa to do the shit that they do, they do it because they are bored middle class kids.

>Being drunk is one step closer to being gay.
wut

So who here /sockhead/?

Alcohol has gay pheromones that inhibit themselves inside your straight genes. Therefore, the more you drink alcohol, the more you find big and juicy cocks appealing.

opened my birthday cards a day early so I could spend the money
now I've got like 20 pounds and I feel guilty

>serviced my car today
>now have 8 litres of used engine oil
>council tip won't take it
think I might just go out into the street at night and pour it down a drain lads. or dig a hole in the woods and pour it there. fucking council

It is a crying shame what happened to Oswald. We could have avoided the second world war.

ive been drinking for years and ive never thought gays were anything else but disgusting

Have you had your sips today britfeel?

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Explains why I sucked a guy off while drunk that one time

most councils are obligated to provide somewhere to dispose of it, what else are you meant to do with used oil?

that's terrible, you're definitely going to hell

>not wanting to suck off a big juicy dick

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that is what I thought, but they weren't having any of it. figured I have tried the legitimate route so might as well just chuck it somewhere now

>it's not an opinion so much as just a statement of fact.
No it's not. It's your opinion that you are trying to back up with anecdotal stuff like
>Just look at any video!
and I don't know what else to say about it. You've bought into the sensationalized idea of what anti-fascism is about. Moist of it is stuff like leafleting, tipping of places where neo-nazi groups might be meeting or liaising with police.
>battle of cable street is a good example of anti-fascism
agreed
>literally no-one asks antifa to do the shit that they do, they do it because they are bored middle class kids.
When have I ever condoned the actions of all anti-fascists?

dont pollute lad
oilbankline.org.uk/

Yeah, can't say thats ever happened to me. You're just a closet gay

fuck of faggot
origign

It's common knowledge that alcohol makes you looser and gayer. You can't argue with Stephen Hawking.

only if you're gay to begin with
faggot

/britfeel/ for minus two thousand bongs, the
CHASE
IS
ON!

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>you can't argue with Stephen hawking
bet i'd win in a fight though

just pop his wheels lad haha

>can't go more than five mins in peaceful thought without imagining I'm in a fight or argument with someone

fuck sake.

have you considered you may be being someone else?

Time for a little self-reflection lads. What do you think is the weirdest fetish/kink you have?
I'll start: SPH

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>Acronym for "Sandwiches Per Hour." The amount of sandwiches a female can produce in an hour.
nani

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alcohol has destroyed my sexual desire so women have no power over me anymore. feels good

>Roommate has had around 15 one night stands since the start of the year
>Has just spent the last 2 hours crying and complaining that she can't find a boyfriend
Dumb thot

yeah manaman dont get no roomba
no no how it work just dat hoover
nah nah dont get no zoomer
yeah yeah manamans a boomer

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I get off to the idea of beating a women

tell her she needs to be more loyal if she want a bf

Or don't because that'd be what a cunt would do

small penis humiliation
aka, he's mentally ill

>Leave me room to go do cleaning up for a slutsmachine
No thank you

if no one tells her she'll never learn, it will be good for her in the long run

>roommate enjoys sex like the majority of the human race
>now shes in distress and im shittalking her online

dumb wanker

fair point tbqhwy

alright lads. Just had NHS counselling for the first time. Burst out crying within about 5 minutes after talking about and realising how much life I've wasted, how much unnecessary suffering i've endured. I never usually cry either. Felt absolutely pathetic about it. It was a male counsellor as well so I felt even more pathetic, might have to switch to a female

Crescent fresh is like, so you say your so cres and like
and alright if you're like, you're like...Crescent
Crescent...if you're so crescent

Are you really whiteknight a women you've never met over the internet to strangers?

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>whiteknighting a girl you dont even know
Ahhh, summerfags...

i will defend your honor m'lady
*tips white fedora*

If she's had 15 one night stands this year alone she's literally never going to have a long term relationship. I'm guessing she didn't start having one night stands this year either. She's probably fucked anywhere between 50 and 100 guys in her life, you don't 'settle down' after that and live happily ever after with your soulmate. She's used up and doesn't have the disposition for an actual relationship.

I'm going to move into your house to laugh at you LARPing.

No it won't lad, and it's not your responsibility to go around living other people's lives for them in a passive aggressive manner anyway

what was the counselling about
>might have to switch to a female
this will only make things worse

>disabled neighbour just bollocks my door with his walking stick
>a-a-a-a-re u going to work?
>"nah not tonight "
>*nods and hobbles back to his own flat*
Not sure what to make of that or why he asks but it's not the first time.

actually im telling him to not be a passive aggressive wanker on the internet and mind his own business

>"I'm going out, I'm expecting a delivery, please keep an eye out for it"
>Well, I'll answer the door if I'm around and I hear it but don't try to make it my responsibility.

very good point. she's fucked