>finished a big job
>go to celebrate with my bros
>go to Michelin starred restaurant
>food portion is small as fuck
>expensive as fuck
>had to eat some KFC on the way back home to fill our stomach.
fine dining is a meme. I'll stick with jap bbq buffet from now on.
Yeah, fine dining is a meme if you eat like a child.
Do Americans really confuse Jow Forums with /ck/?
There are "fine dining" restaurants with large portions.
it’s bc you aren’t a seasoned fine diner.
>work at a uni
>get invited to staff BBQ
>'everybody bring your own things for a social BBQ'
>most of my faculty are vegans, expect to get shit food
>fill my pockets with boiled eggs, spend half an hour on the toilet eating eggs
>'what took you so long user?'
Yeah, fuck you cunts
get help
based and redpilled as FUCK
living the dream, good job user
stop copying other peoples posts you big faker
I'm the guy who posted it
here's the shoe to prove it
based
>watch iron chef on food network
>swear I'll go to one of their restaurants if I get the chance
>go to Tokyo
>book at Sakai's French/Japanese fusion restaurant
>sucked balls
If I was going to spend $350 per person it should have at least been on sushi. At least the water was free.
>gfs birthday
>go to Michelin starred restaurant
>spend $250 per person on tasting menu + wine
>I eat my dinner
>she eats my ass afterwards
It was a pretty good.
No you didn't, stop copying other people and go outside.
hahahahahahahaha I hope you washed your hands with alcohol wipes before eating
lol
n-no
how many times have you ducked out of social situations and eaten eggs in a public washroom? so far i know of the BBQ and now this. its okay it's kind of endearing.
>eating at a pot luck ever
You have a lot to learn, but here's the most important: never, ever make your own food and bring it to a pot luck. Buy a few family size frozen dishes or something straight from the store/bakery and not even opened. Why? Because someone always gets sick and someone always gets blamed. Don't be the one to take the blame.
I knew someone who blamed every one of his daughter's illnesses on food she ate at other people's houses, to the point where he was convinced they were trying to kill her. That's a little extreme, but trust me they all talk shit about that behind each other's backs. Unless you want to be eating day-old cum and puss, don't eat that food, ever.
not that much, because I normally just don't go. Only reason why I went is because it's my job and I need to work with these people
but it's more than 2 right?