ITT: that kid thread
>that kid who fucked the school bully with an iron rod
>that girl who masturbated in class and was only found out when she orgasmed was in sixth form as well
>that kid who skateboarded on the roof and snapped both wrists when he fell through a skylight
>that kis who picked up the wrong end of a welding torch in tech
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I love these threads, although how badly you fucked up the spoiler upsets me
>that girl who fell asleep in class but always got top marks
>that kid who thought it was a good idea to wing every exam and do no revision
.that kid who thought he was a werewolf
>that kid who tried to jump off of the 20ft diving board one summer, pussied out halfway through the jump and landed scorpion style on the board below
>that kid who didn't talk, didn't react, didn't do a single thing during the whole year
>that girl who snapped herself masturbating with a shampoo bottle to someone who recorded it and now everyone's seen it
>that guy who fucked his cat to death and was sent to a shrink after
>That guy who got caught jacking off in sex-ed class
>that guy who brought in a bottle of coke mixed with whiskey but couldn't get anyone to drink it with him so he just got drunk by himself and walked out of school after lunch
i have so many more, should i keep them coming?
Absolutely user
>that kid who brought vodka in a water bottle
>that kid who cut his own hand off with a bandsaw
>that kid who got acid in his eyes in Chemistry
>that kid who had a science stool thrown at him for asking where the exam results were
>that kid who got impaled
>that kid who was caught jerking off to MLP porn in the library
>that kid who freaked out in the cafeteria and bit the school counselor
>that kid who was rumored to have a flash drive with child porn on it
>that kid who bragged that his parent thought he was so cool they made him sleep in a smaller house in the backyard
>the fact this was all the same kid
next level: that teacher
>that teacher who was suspended then fired then showed up in the local paper for child porn
>that gym teacher who made everyone stretch and took it upon himself to physically help the girls stretch their legs
>that history teacher who gets triggered by a conservative/troll student and starts screaming racist/sexist/homophobe at them
>that kid who touched a girls ass in gym class and had to talk to the police and guidance counselors about sexual harassment
>that kid who streaked during a football game but had a mask on so never got any punishment
>that kid who sucked another dudes dick in the bathroom
>that kid who wore a furry tail buttplug to school every day
>that kid who brought vodka in a water bottle
Reporting in
>that teacher who was caught molesting his daughter
>remember one time shortly before he was arrested he was wheeled out of class on a wheelchair,crying into his hand
>was probably the day other people found out
mysanantonio.com
*wah wah wah wahhhhhhh*
>only a year
try 10
>>that kid who wore a furry tail buttplug to school every day
literally how did he get away with it
people made fun of him but physical bullying wasn't a thing at my school and he didn't give a shit about the insults so he just kept going
people eventually started to ask him about it to mock him and we found out that it was hand crafted, custom made and ordered from germany or some shit. Also that he never washes it because it would "fuck with the all natural fur". This boy wore the same rancid furry tail for 4 years straight.
>that kid who farted in the face of all the roasties of the class in gym classe
>still one of my bestfriends to this day
>that really fat male teacher who sexually harassed students for years but was never fired
>that teacher that had sex with a student for 3 years starting when she was 13
how do you know it was a buttplug?
was it a snap on or actual buttplug?
Hey user i diddmnt know people actually did this
my drinking at school days finally brightened up a little.
found out it was a buttplug because some kid filmed him changing in the locker room
This requires a bit of backstory
>be me
>back when i was around 12 i used to practice rugby,then i left because the people were shit
>couple of months later
>talking to a childhood friend i brought into rugby
>"y'know user,a mess happened with the lads back at the camp"
>"we were on a bus to a match, and x told y he wouldnt have the balls to jack him off,then he took off his pants and y did"
I missed the big bloody gay by a little lads
>That Jewish Girl who raped a guy in his sleep
>that straight a asian kid who never talked to anyone and hung himself in senior year after being accepted to harvard
>that kid who OD'ed on heroin and was clinically dead for a few minutes but still got higher grades than you and was a cool dude
>that girl who ruined her perfect grades, college acceptances, and scholarships by getting caught selling Xanax
>that kid who couldn't point to Africa on the map
>that kid who had no friends and had to do all of the projects in film class all by himself
I barely remember anything from high school and I only graduated four years ago.
Not only did I regularly bring wodka to school i drank Irish coffee, baylees coffee and other olcoholic drinks to pass the time.
I failed my last exam on one teth of a point. I had to repeat that year but I knew everything already so it was boring as hell. (This was not meant to sound smart)
Also
>That kid that did ketamine in school for his lungs
>That kid that would shit next to the toilet every time
>That kid that had a nosebleed during every test
>That kid that would bring his mouse to school in his pocket
primary school (age 7-14):
>that kid who'd get mad and start rampaging through the class till 3-4 others had to physically stop him
>that kid that shouted at a teacher for a full few minutes about how her subject is useless
>that kid who kept interrupting the teacher to make stupid jokes
>that kid who never studied and never did any homework and was still top of the class
>that kid that got made fun of for listening to rock and not rap
>that kid that read comic books in class
>that kid who broke a locker by slamming another kid into it
>that kid who got into fights with pretty much everyone +/- 1 year of his
>that kid who got invited to a girl's birthday and ruined it
>that kid who didn't want to change in front of others and wore gym pants under regular pants on gym day
>that kid that used to spit on the handlebars on the stairs
>that kid who ripped all the hangers off the wall
>that kid that got ditched by all his friends right after primary school ended
>that kid that ditched an entire circle of friends over a game of monopoly
it's all the same kid
t. that kid
how did you get away with being drunk at school?
its not hard to fake sobriety
>That kid who recorded himself jacking off then when everyone saw it he said he downloaded it from the net
>That kid who snorted salt and lemon because he wanted to emulate jackass
>That kid who had to spend 2 weeks in hospital cuz he sprayed axe shock in his left eye
Like someone else said before.
I didn't interact with anyone except for the guy who did kethamine, so I looked normal compared to him.
don't smell like booze and don't get paranoid about it, just look natural, know when to shut up and nobody will see
>>That kid who had to spend 2 weeks in hospital cuz he sprayed axe shock in his left eye
i did that in both eyes and i was fine burned like hell but i washed my eyes out and it was ok
>that kid who got the school to authorize a prayer group and they gathered around the flagpole to praise jebus every morning
>that kid who brought a sock full of flour and flogged his friend with it
>that kid with a receding hairline at 13
>that kid who caught a wasp and let it run wild in his mouth
>that black kid with anger issues that beat a head coach into permanent brain damage during basketball practice because he wasn't getting the ball enough
He didn't and he already had poor vision. He also got smacked in the eye with a baseball cap and had to spend another a couple of weeks in the hospital. His vision was really fucked after that.
>that kid who kept asking to go to the bathroom so he could deal drugs, but the sub wouldnt let him, so he pissed on the classroom floor and got expelled
>That kid who got smacked on the neck with a plastic bowling pin and shat himself.
>That kid who shat himself to get out of a P.E. exam.
>That kid who pissed himself during a practice of the national anthem.
>those gay kids that broke into the school and spray painted everything and had sex
Wtf, this needs an explonation
>that kid that killed a pigeon when it entered the building
>that kid full of self inflicted scars in his arms and tighs
>that retarded or austistic kid who annoyed everyone was only there because the school wanted to be more "inclusive"
>that kid who beat up the tard
>that kid that head butted someone and broke 2 of their teeth
>that kid who had nudes of the popular girls in our class until the girls' parents found out and he got arrested/ expelled for child porn
>that kids that got suspended for bringing Jack Daniel's to schooland asking for the front office to put ice in it
>that kid that had a beard in you 6th grade and wasn't held back
>that kid that was so rich they drove a Lamborghini but only dressed in holey tshirts and shirts and front looked homeless
He was cool and really chill actually
>that kid that always opened the science textbooks to the anatomy parts and stared at them in class
>that kid who got pranked by his friends and had loads of laxatives put into his drink. That same kid whos friends panicked and refused to let him leave the bathroom to get help. That same kid who died on the toilet because he literally shat himself to dehydration
>that kid with diagnosed asperger's who took a shit next to the sinks, in the middle of the toilet room
>that kid who came to school with an alcohol poisoning and ambulance had to take her to the hospital
>that retarded kid who didn't do his homework and cried in every class where teachers found out
>that kid who started barking at the teacher when he got mad
>that kid who stole RAM from all the school computers making them become extremely slow
>that kid who stole all the ink cartridges from the printers so teachers couldn't print out anything
>that kid who would fax the school's fax machine black pieces of paper to waste all of the ink
>that kid who rubbed magnets on computer hard drives and computer screens to make them stop working
>that kid who stole all the switches from the breaker boxes so they had to shut the school down for the day
>that kid who put glue in all the door locks
>that kid who glued a girls tits together with epoxy glue
>the kid who vanished
>that kid who thought he was 10 men and would pick fights with everyone, only to get floored
>that kid who was deemed the weirdo but actually ended up being popular
i dunno just 2 crazy gay kids
>that kid who tried to cut a girl's panties off when she bent over
>that girl in the first day of 7th grade who wore a tank top without a bra and her left tit was the first one you ever saw
thanks for the show, melina.
This post has confirmed for me that all girls called Melina are incredibly promiscous and slutty
Thx user
>that shy kid that tried to fit in
I was always embarrassed when a classmate walked by me. I was all alone.
In uni the same thing, but this time I go for walks around town and pretend I'm active. I might be hearing voices sometimes in my head of someone saying >he looks sad. I might be tripping or I might not be.
>that kid who drew gay stick figure porn in the tard room when the teacher wasnt there that day
>that kid who got put in the tard room to get help on hw because mild dislexia, and had to watch him draw it
>that kid who watched anime every class, never payed attention, always got away with it and at the end of the year got a trophy for being one of the top 10 students and got better marks than everybody
>that autist who got mad about the spoiler in the that kid thread and then proceeded to fuck up his own greentext
Is it hard to be retarded user?
>that one kid who died in a car crash less then a mile away from school
>that one kid who snorted Jello during class for some reason
>that one kid who always used comic sans for everything
>that one kid who beat up his girlfriend and had her sent to the hospital
>that one kid who got a needle clean through his pointer finger
>that kid that would always make really creepy jokes or completely obscure references but was so autistic that he would never understand girl's "i'm creeped out" cues so he would keep going like a chad while they look on terrified
>that kid who got beaten with a dumbbell by a teacher
I wish there was a way to filter anyone who participates in this kind of thread because it's a good low iq filter
>that kid who hit on every girl
>that kid who never shaved despite only having a peachfuzz mustache
>that tard who thought he was the son of zues and would attack people for stealing the lightning bolt
>that kid who was obsessed with birds and planes
>that pre-pubescent mormon kid that said 'frick' every 14 seconds
>that kid whose toe fell off during football
>that fat tard who was really flexible and put his feet behind his head to try to make friends
I've got a feeling you aren't much older than 12
>those fat proto-tumblrites that wore tails and drew furry shit in art class
>that kid who tried to fuck his cat without knowing how sex works
Im confused by these threads. Are these supposed to be real personal experiences?
>that gay kid who got other kids to snuggle with him in the slide on the playground in 2nd grade
>that kid who pretended to have brought vodka in a water bottle but it was really just water
Fuck you M
>that kid who called the teacher a jackass and said its just a donkey!!1!!
>that kid who masturbated in class and flashed all the girls
>that kid who ripped his name tag into a million pieces the first day of 1st grade
>that kid who showed me porn for the first time on her DS
>that girl who told me ill show you my penis if you show me yours
>that kid who got peer pressured into pulling down his pants for keks during drama class (me)
>that kid who almost died of alcohol poisoning in a school trip to spain
>that teacher who told the 12 yo short kid if he didn't behave he'd size him down even further
>that queer girl who had a panic attack in the toilets and screamed a blood gurgling scream
>that kid who went to the quiet spots in the stairwell and always got interrupted by couples (me)
>the couple that was caught fucking in the stairwell
>that principal who elbowed school's most retarded kid, and week later slammed him with the door "by accident"
>that kid who tore his test to shreds and ran from the classroom because he got an F
>that kid who snapped his knee on first PE at highschool
>that retarded bald kid who sent his dick pick to all the girls he knew in middle school
>that teacher who talked about domestic abuse in front of middle schoolers because they played minecraft during his class
>that kid I couldn't stop looking at first day of school determining whether he was a boy or a hot tomboy
No h-homo...
>that kid who got his head slammed in a door by a big black chick, after which his parents sued and he got bullied more
>that kid who secretly tried to replace the class representative with his friend by petition and persuaded some of her own friends against her
Sad news bro.
Any clue why he did it?
>inb4 he got a A- in a subject
>that girl who slept with knife under her pillow at elementary school
>that kid who broke his hand by falling from the bridge and being drunk af when doing it, he was 14 at the time
>that group of bullies who got a probation officer to them
Shut up faggot. Some are fake, some are real, doesn't matter because most are funny.
Lurk more, faggot
checkem
Sounds pretty tame user desu
>that kid in 8th grade who still beIieved in santa
santa is real, stop spreading lies
>That kid who shit themselves and died instantly in the middle of the library
>That kid who got the whole school permanently banned from Jow Forums for cp
>That kid who busted his neck trying to do a shitty breakdance in the halls
>That kid who went and got the poor kid free breakfasts despite being rich as fuck
>That kid who picked the lock to the art supply room and had a field day with the paints because the cameras had no angle on the area
>That kid who called a bomb threat with a gym bag full of old junk
>That kid who got caught stealing instruments from the music room
>that kid who snorted powdered cocoa to get attencion
boogers tasted like cherry chocolate
>that obese kid who made fun of you for wearing a hat all the time and said your fashion sense was gay.
>that same kid who died of heart problems a year later.
>that kid who shoved a gerbil in his ass
>that kid who got killed for being a narc
>that kid who makes faggy "that kid" threads on Jow Forums where faggots make up stupid stories
>that kid who got impaled
Uhh elaborate?
>that kid who only bought radio-edit rap CDs
>that kid who carried a king james bible with him in his bag at all times
>that kid who wiped his boogers on the backpack of the kid who sat in front of him
>that fat redneck kid who only wore shirts with the sleeves cut off
>that girl who shat her pants every few weeks
That kid who brought vodka to school in a water bottle, gave me some, and it just turned out to be a shitload of hand sanitizer
">that teacher who stole 8k from the school for painkillers"
I pretty much was that kid.
>that newfag who can't even figure out how to greentext
>that newfag who should have lurked moar
>that 2011 newfag trying to fit in
>that pussy who gets called out and instantly deflects
>inb4 "not him btw"
then one day i argued semantics with my biology professor and this black kid with a gold chain said he sided with me because i sounded hella smart. word up my nigga
nice, unfortunately alcohol and coffee fucks me up. I'd always drink before tests specifically since it chilled out my anxiety, and I'd get higher marks as a result.
>that kid who fell off a balcony and died
>that kid who got pushed in front of a car by his friends
>that kid who stalked girls home
>that kid who masturbated to the teacher in history class
>that kid who hacked the school's gradebook site
>that teacher who disappeared in the middle of the school year and none of the teachers would talk about it
>that one kid who got her neck stapled
>that kid whose relative got into an argument with her abusive boyfriend who decided to go after her with a gun so the kid told her to take refuge at the school where there are hundreds of kids instead of fucking calling the police
>those parkour kids who'd run up walls and climb to and from a high second floor balcony
>that kid who ripped his name tag into a million pieces the first day of 1st grade
>that girl who slept with knife under her pillow at elementary school
these sound sad with a story behind them
>All those red flags my childhood teachers should have picked up on
>Help never came
>that teacher who was suspended then fired then showed up in the local paper for child porn
He was my science teacher in 9th grade with stage 6 cancer. Dude knew he was going to die and he did. He was a good teacher though, made learning fun. Never seemed creepy.
>that one kid who crushed smarties and snorted them
>that one kid who ran out the school and hid in a cornfield because the teacher yelled at him
>that one kid who organized a spy organization to pick on the chads
>that one kid who protested the jewish bake sale
Last one was me desu
Usually those types of students have extremely strict parents and are forced to be what their parents want them to be rather than focusing on their own life goals. This obviously takes quite a toll on their mental health as they are essentially born into what is glorified slavery.
>that kid who thought it was a good idea to wing every exam and do no revision
That might or might not have been me
>that kid that got hit by a car
>that kid that would put his head in his hands and pretend to cry whenever he was losing an argument
Fuck you Babak
>That kid that read books about guns to fuck with other kids
was me
The one who "helped" us stretch was actually an old woman
>>that kid that shouted at a teacher for a full few minutes about how her subject is useless
What subject m8?
>>that kid who got invited to a girl's birthday and ruined it
Story?
>that kid who fucked a taxidermied deer
>that kid who wrote porn reviews in the back of the class
>that kid who snorted snow like it was cocaine during winter and got a nose bleed
>that weird girl who was a proto-furry and wore fox ears to school
>that kid who beat up a fat guy and probably broke his glasses because he kept following her around/harassing her at recess was me
>that really ugly skinny guy who somehow managed to date a bunch of girls from the class that were hotter than him and probably banged them
>that same guy who got kissed by a black kid when the bottle landed on him during spin the bottle at a party
>that slutty girl in grade 10/sophmore year who ran away with her 20 something year old boyfriend
>those two girls in HS who fought each other in the hall over a guy
>that girl in grade 9 or 10 who got preggo
>that tard girl who smeared period blood on the wall in the girl's washroom
>that girl who puked all over her desk in the middle of class
>that semi-retarded girl who uploaded a video of herself dancing to some stupid
>that guy who biked home fast as fuck after school to dl the video before she could take it down
Lolwut? If that's public school what the sub did is super duper illegal and the kid shouldn't have been expelled for that
Some girl peed her pants after being told she couldn't go to the bathroom and she won $2 million in court IIRC