Been lifting 2 years and I've got my goal body. Also, I've got a tinder date in 2 hours with a 7/10 black girl, if I show up to the date with shit in my ass that ends up smelling and still pull it off would that be a sign of Chadliness?
>just took a lumpy protein shit >last bit of it broke off before it could fall into the bowl >got smeared between my cheeks when I got up to wipe >left it there, my plan having hatched while sitting
It doesn't smell now, but it's hot in my city. If I show up and my ass starts to smell like shit and she gets a whiff but doesn't leave, does that prove to myself I'm a Chad after all?
i actually keep track of every time i see a black. so far i have accumulated over 200 encounters with blacks. the reason why blacks are always so pleasantly fragrant is because they have to use such copious quantities of things like cocoa butter and lotion because otherwise their skin will dry out and gets very ashy. this necessary extensive skin care is what causes blacks to smell so good. i even have a couple of friends who are blacks and when i ask them "as a black, can you answer why blacks always smell so delectable?" and they always reply with "mup da doo didda po mo gub bidda be dat tum muhfugen bix nood cof bin dub ho muhfugga"
