Literally LMAOing at your life if you're not bloatmaxxing in the year of our lord 2014+4

Eternal reminder that permabulker lifestyle gives you:

>Maximal strength
>fuller, glycogen pumped muscle bellies
>imposing presence
>vastly improved recovery
>pleasure of indulging in whatever food and beverege you crave
>natural ability to repell twinkcels
>confidence that comes with the gravity of your stature
>immunity to cold
>increased resistence to viruses and bacteria
>following of women who feel safe and comfortable with you

>b-but maybe i'll slowly gain mass on reco-
you wont
>b-but maybe i'll jsut cut a lit-
you will look flat and depleted
>b-but i want to see my ab-
you are weak and useless and you wont survive the upcoming race war

Take the bloatpill and pave your road towards ascension

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>you are weak and useless and you wont survive the upcoming race war

uhhhh

@47544862

>the upcoming race war

yep... that's gonna be a YIKES from me.

reddit

YOU HAVE TO LIVE IT

Cringe and bluepilled

I can’t stop imaging this dude raw fucks the wife

r/fitness

Also you'll die at age 45 from heart failure

Do you think he's able to see his dick without a mirror?

enjoy your hart attack

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ok

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E M B R A C E
T H E
B L O A T

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Damn, bloatmaxxing even makes thots stronger

lost

Nigga pls

>you are weak and useless and you wont survive the upcoming race war
this
BLOATMAXXX to secure the existence of our people and a future for white children

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Lurk more

[ ] Aesthetic
[ ] Ripped
[ ] Shredded
[x] I M P O S I N G

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Based

this bait

LMAO

here's a you

Does somebody have the yt video?

Searched for it, can't find it. Want to see it too now

weakness to heat though

>race war

>cant run 500m without dying

>face starts bloating at 12% already giving me a double chin and chubby cheeks
that's not what I asked for

im bulking and its scary but its a risk im willing to take. i hope i dont end up just being a fatass

everything else is still vascular but my face starts bloating up first. and to have a defined face I need to go into sub 10% area (where gains are hard to make), so I didn't have luck regarding fat storing genetics. Guess I'll need to grow a beard, otherwise my jawline is a huge mess whenever I'm looking downwards

what an insecure turbofaggot

epic and basedpilled

grow a beard bitch nigger

YOU HAVE TO LIVE IT

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youtube.com/watch?v=IJFYy4ui9TA
has he really found a way to surpass an ascended bloatlord? is that possible?

Fucking vermin

stop FAT coping, bloatmaxx is literally 100% genetics if u can even achieve anything close to bloatmax

This edit dios mio

why would you want to look at dicks? are you a poofter?

>b8ing this hard
Shiggy diggy

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>filename
Nigga did you pull that off his Facebook?

This is why the punch an aggressive bitch hard as humanly possible in the face rule is in full effect if she out weighs you.

Body weight is a huge factor in a fight or your safety.

Doesn't matter how it pees, weighs more than you, fight like your life depends on it as it very well could

uhhhhh is what you must uuuhhhter when you're being entered by a black cock you fucking faggot

best post on Jow Forums right now

@@@@@@@@

Wheres the webm/video of him doing that weird fucking gut workout and making that noise?

u/47545167
Hello yes I agree fellow 4channer

>year of our lord 2014+4
Which lord is that?

youtu.be/OwumhG4uUu8

But I have superior speed

go back sheep

lol

BLOAT LORD YOU FUCKING TWINK HERETIC

>can't run 5m without dying
fixed it for you

what a devastating mog

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Can't secure the existence of your people when you die from too much cardio from sex-thrusting before you've climaxed

>youtube.com/watch?v=dSNp1nOn8P0
Run as far as you can, twink

cringe

A demi-god like the bloatlord could shoot up and down a girl with a mere flick of his wrists while she's doing cowgirl. In fact, it's probably the only position that wouldn't end in her cervix being permanently damaged.

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>increased resistence to viruses and bacteria
I need source on that, m8.

>walks like a penguin
Yeah, I bet I could out run him by just moonwalking
can he even get his peepee to enter the vagina when there's so much fat in the way?

Holy shit his latest video

youtu.be/IJFYy4ui9TA

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Baitpilled

I get being impossibly strong, but having to be a fatty to get there? Fuck no. Not worth not being able to jump, do any athletic shit, run fast, play most sports without getting tired, fuck at all, go up multiple flights of stairs, take a shit properly and be able to wipe my fucking ass, scratch my back, not be constantly sweating, etc etc the fucking list goes on forever. Good luck to you bloatlords, enjoy leaving humanity behind, because being a fatty is one thing, voluntarily being a fatty is another, Jesus Fucking Christ.

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>not being able to jump

amazing

> take a shit properly and be able to wipe my fucking ass
hehehe yeah

Lol

kinda. my uncle is naturally similar to that, doesnt workout, but he shakes my hand with grip of steel. u can just feel it instantly the strength of a man. I dont think u can train it like that even.

I'd rather get built like this guy

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>brainlet not mixing up his recovery
this is why he will always lose to oki. never gonna make it.

good bait, nigger

that's was the strongest man in the world u spaz not just some fatty who lifts

what are u gay

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Your stamina goes to shit when you weigh more than you "should".

no one is calling him a fatty

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being this fat should only be acceptable if you have an enormously high ammount of muscle mass and are living in really cold conditions

Cringe

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>not living it
ISHYGDDT

respect

youtu.be/sUYnk0oprjY

It's happening.

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>dat gay nigga in the back laffin'

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>belly bench
Yeah, why not...