Fit Religion

wrong board, containment is the other way.

>t. anal roast

Catholics have the best Masses. Prove me wrong.
Pro tip: you can't.

Both

t. not worthy to abuse

Well, you could start one.

Honestly though I don't have a plan B for the average Christian. (I'd say Sikhi, but that's too much for you. Trust me.)

Stay away from:

>jews, they'll never accept you
>muslims, they're batshit crazy
>christian cults (scientology, moromons of all sects, evangelicals, etc.)

Almost every Christian group (other than the aforementioned Orthodox) are dead/dying, and are just Facebook social groups run by idiots.

You just want to find a girl who isn't fucked up to marry, and unfortunately being indoctrinated into a religion pretty much guarantees serious issues. Religion isn't going to get you what you want, particularly since you don't believe it.

I take it you've never been to an Eastern Orthodox church, you little pro tipper you.

Christianity is not Jow Forums. You want something more like a life philosophy than a religion, such as Stoicism or Buddhism

If you want to go seriously with it you need to accept the dogma.
Being a person who has known the Internet, are you ready to accept it? You will see the incredible flaws that derivate from their logic if you don't accept it.

I'm a Catholic, but fuck the Church and the Pope. Attend the mass to pray with other people, the hear the sometimes-good preaching, and to help your local community if you can, like did. Also, what he says about the girls are spot on. Not all religious girls are sluts, but A LOT of them are and use their religion as a guise.

But if you want to mix lifting and religion, go straight to the Bible and study what it means to be a Man, and all the great men depicted there. It's an excellent book to correlationate with lifting and self-improvement. Rarely (to not say ''never'', since there may still be good Churches out there) any mass or Church preach anything about wanting to be better, stronger and healthier because the Church is castrated and full of fat priests preaching to fat people about trivial bullshit.

Always remember this: Catcholic or Orthodox (fuck Evangelics/Lutherans/Protestants, you all can go fuck yourselves entitled pieces of shit), it doesn't matter, the Church. Whatever one you pick. ''The Church'' is the body, your body. This is the Church that matters. If you make your body a temple worth living in, Christ will come in. And by that I mean body-mind-spirit. Lift on, brother, and remember;

"An idle mind and body are the devil's playground"

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Just make sure you're getting into for the right reason. Follow God because you love Him, not because you think it's badass or cool. To be Christian, and this is especially true for catholicism, you need to have strong morals and faith in God.

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What's up with Lutheran churches? I knew a girl who was the enbodiement of Jow Forums's wetdream who was a lutheran but I never actually looked into that more

>if you make your body a temple christ will come in

Think about that for a second. You really think only the people who take care of their bodies are worthy of God? That is one fucked up statement and trying to make it sound as if Jesus said that is even worse.

Orthodox services are a fucking nightmare pal. Take it from someone who attended Greek Orthodox services for almost three years. Their Mass is crap, baptisms suck, and their weddings are enough to make you wish ill on the couple.
RC Mass is relatively quick, has the best hymns, and if you luck out with a half-decent priest you get a good homily. Shit I'm not even a Catholic, I just learnt to love the service and use it as a sort of meditative hour a week to reset myself. Couldn't do that with Orthodox.
>Protestantism
Don't do it to yourself user, Protestants are no fun, their services are awful, the churches suck, and they have the worst hymns and homilies. Make Jesus proud and go Catholic. Although pay attention to what the user you originally replied to says. Fuck the Church and the Pope.

>girl is fit
>girl is lutheran
>lutherans are fit people

STOP AND TAKE A LOGIC CLASS RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

Oh i was pretty worthy, don't you worry

Pastors can get married. More focused on just mass and confirmation. I used to go to a Saturday mass at like 5pm that was designed for teens/young adults. Was pretty nice. Sola fide brother.

I've been to both Greek and Russian Orthodox and loved them. Incense is good too.

Maronite Christian Baptism was cool, Ruthenian Wedding was nice and short, and all of it wasn't in any language I could understand so who cares what they are saying?

Also the Greeks had a nice choir. Still waiting for the Coptics.

Didn't mean it this way. More like fit, petite, kind, no shit-tests, fun to be around, actually had passions outside of virtue signaling and her pastor or however you called it was "based and redpilled" unironically.

> If you make your body a temple worth living in, Christ will come in. And by that I mean body-mind-spirit.
>And by that I mean body-mind-spirit

Be fit, but don't be vain. Besides, being a fatty already puts you on three sins at once. It should be a universal rule that no Christian should be obese.

Thanks for the info. I'm already catholic although the pope is a fucking hack and I'm pretty sure the pastor back in my hometown is a fag who takes drug (I know the later for a fact and I suspect the first). Today's church is a fucking joke.

Protestants will be the most entitled and hipocritical people you'll ever meet on the ''christian'' world. They'll always try to convert you, they'll judge you for not catering to -their- interpretation of the Bible, they fucking hate each other (and their hundreds, if not thousands of denominations in which they want exclusivity from you), and they enable any kind of degenerate/despicable/heretic behavior if you put the Protestant flag afterwards.

It's a cult and it's made almost entirely of despicable annoying people. Stay the fuck away from it.

>Besides, being a fatty already puts you on three sins at once.
Based

I know two or three priests that say the same thing; 60-70% of the priests are fags. Only a minority of priests willingly give up women to serve God, the others don't give a shit since they swing differently.

I wouldn't mind him being homosexual if he didn't fucking joked to me about the possible size of my dick (I'm really tall) right before a fucking friend funeral. Guy was on drug. Been warry of pastors since then and I'd rather pray the lord in my own ways on the daily rather than put another foot through the door of one of those degenerate places. Modern church is a damn shame.

>fearing someone else
>based or fit in any way
o im laffin

Muzzies of Jow Forums, rise up!

Based

I'm glad to hear you're interested in going to church, OP, but it's worth thinking about it like the gym. If you're not committed yourself to what goes on there, it’s just going to seem like a lot of silly rituals that don’t appear to be doing anything.
Insisting on breaking parallel on a squat, or the entire act of communion both seem silly and arbitrary if you don’t accept the premises they are based on.
If you go (and I hope you do), please don’t content yourself to just watch and expect things to happen to you. Talk to them, ask questions and seek answers. If they’re worth anything as a church they’ll be happy to provide them.

I’d strongly suggest a book written by the guy in ‘s pic- Mere Christianity. It explicitly *doesn’t* tell you what congregation to join or what church to go to. It just presents the case for the Lowest Common Denominator of Christianity and explains some stuff about it.
If you find it plausible and your reason accepts the possibility that Jesus was who He said He was, then I’d look into what church to join.

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I was talking about priests. If you want to talk about Pastors, then boy, are you unaware of them.

A lot of pastors are FUCKING degenerate (and I don't say this lightly as a Jow Forums word). Fags (not just gay, full blown fags), Pedophile, Murderes, Cultists that try to bed the girls on their churches. Protestants are fucking scum.