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It's like you're forgetting why we lift, Jow Forums?
>be me
>making sweet noob gains ~2 months (dbol only cycle - test is for pussies)
>visiting dad at hospital
>having lunch with dad and his friends (a couple) whom I don't know
>talking about food in general
>mention how I eat tuna for breakfast every morning
>woman of couple: "you must know what you're talking about, look at your arms!"
>mfw
I got a couple
>used to be hungry skelly tier in high school
>back in hometown gym
>hitting back/bis, got a sick pump going
>run into gym buddy from community college
>"holy shit, you look like the dude who ate user"
>at bars over the weekend
>guy from highschool starts talking to me
>never really talked to me before
>wearing nice fitted polo
>tells me I filled out really well
>having family get together over labor day
>wearing tight t
>family friend I haven't seen in almost a year is there
>"you're looking a lot buffer since the last time I saw you"
Why are bro mires so wholesome and satisfying?
>cousin (15) exclaims "pecs" and feels my chest for 10-20 seconds
>asks if I've been working out
>flex arm "you tell me"
>"oh my god"
>holds my arm as we walk along the street with her friend later that day
>touches my abs at dinner
>"solid"
>mfw
They want to fuck you.
>gfs aunts house for one of their little family gatherings
>gfs mom sits next to me and laughs at my jokes, touching my shoulder and arms when she laughs
>keeps accidentally bumping her leg into mine and just kind of leaving it there
Be careful.
I can almost assure you that other women, this includes your gf, noticed.
I would get the fuck out of there and ask to not see your gf's mom again
>Decides to start wearing cutoffs to the gym
>Only ever wore tshirts before, lose ones at that
>Just passed 1/2/3/4 a few months ago so my lifts are big
>Suddenly start noticing girls starring at me when I finish sets
>Too retarded to say anything
Such is life
>come to the UK a week ago to study
>walk back home near the beach on the third day that im here
>hear someone talking to me so I turn around
>"oh my god, ur jawline is so nice"
>"t-thanks I guess"
>its some brittish slag and she is with some guy
>comes up to me and says "ur the most gorgeous guy I have ever seen"
>say "thanks I guess" again
>she starts begging me to kiss her and to give her my number, while also saying that she wants to touch me
>I say no to everything
>she asks if im gay and I say no
>let her touch my arm bc maybe she would leave me
>she touches me and becomes super excited
>asks me if im from here so I say that I came 3 days ago from Bulgaria
>asks me why im replying like that when she doesnt stop repeating the im the prettiest guy
>I say I look kinda average in Bulgaria, so she says she will move there
>im getting annoyed so I say im in a rush and I gotta go
>she asks what ill be doing
>i sperg and say "ill play games"
>she says "games with urself, huh" and makes a wanking motion
>i reply with "video games"
>"I love video games, which is ur favourite one?"
>sperg out again and say "roblox"
>im laughing at the shit I just said
>says to her friend "omg look at his teeth, they are so nice"
>think to myself its a nice moment to run
>say "I gotta go" and I run away
>ctrl+c
What county was this bro
Swansea
Based
I live here; the story seems legit, slags everywhere.
>at work
>customer randomly tells me that i'm "incredibly handsome
>It's a 200+ pound sea cow
I wish I was getting dude mires instead.
>>says to her friend "omg look at his teeth, they are so nice"
kek
>be me
>running at night
>ran past this one house with a window open and the lights on
>hear a girl shout "damn can i get your number?"
>dbol only
What's the advantage?
Why do people do this? Why post 4 year old pasta? It's not even pasta, it's just some dude's post.
The advantage is no needles, if you're a chicken shit who has no real concern for his health.
some dude honked me and gave ma a thumbs up the other day
also I get way more stares from girls here than back home
should I expect things like these to happen often?
Because some of us sees it first time, and it keeps me motivating to keep moving forward
You're a complete faggot
Yeah, every girl will go after you if you have a jaw-line or six-pack.
Then OP should at least saying reposting or starting with an Oldie or posting from another thread.
>im a faggot for not being a degenerate
>tfw have both
To preface this story I spent the entire last summer in my room working on scaling my business or in my garage working out. I was autistically focused on both.
>Be me
>Just started second year of uni
>our school decides to hold the first football game on a monday
>aight bet
>Start hitting tailgates at noon
>my girlfriend's sorority is having a "social" with the top frat on campus
>I'm her plus 1
>Go in and start drinking with the boys
>my first serious social interaction all summer that doesn't include spending time with aforementioned girl
>ridiculously Jow Forums but also ridiculously short guy walks up to me
>turns out he's the rush chairman
>we get to talking, I introduce my girlfriend, he makes at LEAST five comments about my arms, height, or a combination of the two
>Gets really interested in my business(I run three SaaS products that make okay money but are still in the very very very initial stages and I plan to dedicate a lot more time to making them better)
>asks me if I'm in a frat, I say no
>"well rush week's coming up next week, have any intention of rushing?
>potentially
>tells me to stay put for a sec
long story short, I just got a ridiculously high-up vouch and potentially a bid for FSU Pike, one of the top frats in the country
will update later in the week if I get a bid
>Be me
>Out with some friends to get some beers
>A really old mutual friend who studies abroad is back in town for holidays
>Decides to join us
>Haven't had any contact with this guy in like 6 years
>First thing he says when he sees me: "FUCK user you are HUGE"
Feels good man
Its because its the competition(men competing for women) submitting to you. It's the best feeling in the world, having a man admit you are a better choice for a female.
Disregard these fags
Bang her and deny everything
>Work as a bouncer
>Decided to wear a different shirt to work, it's a fit fitting one, and one that wicks away sweat (was hot as fuck)
>I was upstairs briefing another bouncer, and giving him instructions
>When two fags start approaching from behind which i did not see, as soon as i turn around
>Some gay kiwi guy rubs his hand on my chest and walks off
>Yells
>"MUSCLES FOR FUCKING DAYS"
thanks i guess dude.
lol theyre just gonna rail your gf bro
I'm gonna pray that's not the case but I wouldn't be shocked
You're dating a sorostitute at Florida State my man. She's forsure gonna fuck some frat dudes.
t. frat dude
I can't really say I was the most faithful last year either, but I should probably be fine, especially if I get that bid
>>flex arm "you tell me"
>>she says "games with urself, huh" and makes a wanking motion
yep, this is how I picture british girls exactly
Im dyel, do weighted calisthenics because saving for college and gym is expensive. I'm 6 foot tall and 78kg, probs around 14% bf but still get mired for shirtless pics by thots. Why?
I didn’t understand half of your post. No one outside of bugerland knows what the fuck a “top frat” or “plus 1” or any of that shit is, why the fuck is it so hard for amerimutts to understand that you’re just one shithole in this world, there are 199 other countries
At the beach in Galveston, Texas. No shirt and wearing my zyzz shorts I ordered online like 3 years ago, I'm only more shredded now. Walking to water and a middle aged Asian man makes a "who" sound and gives me 2 thumbs up whole staring at me gleefully. I wade out in the water and body surf a wave a short distance, walking back in in knee deep water touching my wet abs when a dadbod dude approaches and asked if I'm a body surfer. I said nah and looked around and realised I'm in amazing shape compared to all these assholes.
Red and basedpilled
Classic
How the fuck don't you know what a +1 is? It's literally when someone is invited to something, and they bring another person, ie 'plussing one' to their invite / the event. If you can't deduce that just by reading it then that shows me exactly why other countries are shitholes. I'm not even him. t. Ausfag
>one of the top frats in the country
>my zyzz shorts
kek
>doesn't even have a bitmoji
This thot doesn't even seem worth it desu
Couple years ago
>graduate high school as 5’9 140lbs think
>come home for first time from college for Christmas sophomore year
>haven’t seen my friends in 18 months
>walk into party
>immediate awe by buddies at my dyel 6’ 185 stature
>get drunk as shit on cheap rum
>old oneitis grabs my arm and makes me sit by her on couch
>too drunk to function
>describe yo her the entirety of the plot of Ulysses by James Joyce in a conversation spanning over 2 hours in the middle of this party
>I only remember little things like her saying “wow Mulligan sure is funny, huh user-“ only for me to grab her cheeks and say “shh shut the fuck up for a minute, then he goes to the library and uses calculus to prove the existence of god! How absurd, haha!”
>last thing I remember is putting her in a headlock for interrupting me again
>wake up next morning in the bathtub upstairs
>text from girl saying “call me when you get up user!”
>don’t call
>friends show me snapnormie videos they took of me pushing off her advances to tell her more about Ulysses
Based
I'm also a bouncer bro, You work in the valley?
>bitmoji
the hell's a bitmoji?
kek I really want to see those videos, tell me you have them
She's not gf material, just gonna bang her this weekend cause she wants my cock. I'm not LARPing either
>aight bet
>hitting tailgates
>with the boys
You've got the lingo down but you're a self admitted broke computer nerd and your girlfriend has 100% been passed around "the top frat on campus"
They just want as many people as possible to rush to make it seem more exclusive, and then they pick the guys that are either real chads or have daddy's credit card
fucking nice
Retard stop samefagging your gay larp
>one of the top frats in the country
Autsim and please stop samefagging
>No one outside of bugerland
no one outside of the US matters. you guys are just side characters
>walking on campus
>see girl miring from afar
>walk by and say hello
>she ignores me and looks straight forward
I know it might not be a "mire" but it confuses me
you probably looked good from afar
At least I look good somewhere.
The 80s are over, user. No one cares about fraternities, and now people hate them ever since Beta killed that kid at PSU.
Why would you take dbol instead of test
>FSU Pike
>Pike
Assuming this is a troll post, but if not, they're going to drug and gangrape your girlfriend and then throw you under the bus when word gets out. Enjoy your life being ruined within 6 weeks of rushing.
IMAGINE BEING THIS SOCIALLY INEPT TO NOT KNOW WHAT "+1" IS
This fucking samefag... LARP more faggot
As a recent PSU grad, no one cares m8. Frats are as influential as ever
>cashier
>losing weight and getting big
>tall af
>massive chest and broad shoulders but still got a gut
>super cute girls that never looked twice before looking me in the eyes smiling and actually talking to me
Also jailbait needs to fuck off with all their swooning. Its annoying.
Are you me?
Friends dad calls me big guy every time he sees me.
Feels good.
Sounds good bro, smesh it.
My dad said i was fucking yuge the other day.
Telling me how back in his day 6'2 was a big guy like him. Im 6'6. Felt good to be praised like that from my dad.
>make friends with a couple
>everythings going nicely
>friends gf wants to hook me up with a friend
>turns out she was the "friend"
Why does this shit keep happening.
I will never ever willingly fuck someones gf. That shit would tear your insides out of you were on the recieving end.
Guise im in trouble.
The hot af italian intern at work has been mirin on me a lot but now that her internship is up shes really turninf up the heat.
>touches my arm when she talks to me
>stops by my desk and makes smalltalk thrice a day
>always sits next to me in meetings
>texting me from across the office just to chat
Ive got a dont-shit-where-you-eat policy on work, but fuck this is temptation the likes of which I couldnt predict
>she asked me out for drinks tonight.
Fuck i dont wanna get #metoo'd out of this
Thots are a dime a dozen friend
You've literally got screenshots of her asking.
>her internship is up
So does she not work there anymore or did she get hired on?
Play rugby in Swansea. Can confirm. All the girls are thors.
>go to friends wedding party
>dance
>next day friend tells me all his family been mirin and asking who I was
feelsgoodman
I just started yesterday even though I look like shit. I just got fed up of my shirt riding up when doing OHP. Though I don't care how I look to anyone but myself.
>go full gym rat hermit
>come out other side and i cant talk to the girls im attracting because im not used to it
Halp
>ctrl-c ''mir''
what the fuck do you mean about ctrl-c nigga
Since when has being right ever helped a guy whose been accused of sexual misconduct
Shes going back to Italy
She actually stopped at my desk to talk about dinner and drinks while I was typing this. Masterbation reflexes minimized it before she noticed
She was on ecstasy or some shit molly whatever. I had the displeasure of living in the UK for 4 years
You did this in another thread and replies were similar
I didnt workout for like 5 years or more, but I will give you some mire stories from my kind of glorious times.
> meet girl online on league of legends (fk off dota pricks)
> been working out for like 2 years, 20 y/o virgin (mainly cause from Arab country, no premartial sex)
> she is all over me after seeing me on camera
> comes to visit me, sucks my dick in the cab from airport, ty taxi bro for pretending not to notice you da mvp
> lose my virginity as soon as we reach our accommodation, she orgasms multiple time, moving her hands on my arms and shoulders and feeling them up the whole time
> doesnt stop praising my physique to her friends and everyone she knows, they also always brought up how i had so much muscle when i went to visit her and how easy it must be for me to pull chicks
>literally never fucked a girl before their friend
in university i was the most shredded and buff guy, friends would always be like
> Guys do you know how you could tell "user" from far away? you could see his cannon chest from afar before his face
random compliments like beast, ox, monster, everywhere.
I have not touched weights in many years, I lost most of my gains, but I didn't let myself get fat, I still have a better body than non lifters. Recently been getting together with girl from work
> user you have nice muscular structure, i noticed, do you lift?
> user you have really nice jawline
> mfw i want to smash my jaw and get my insurance to pay for a jaw surgery
ah, was in Switzerland for a while, used to go for German courses, girls after course would always tell me how fit and athletic I look, if i work out, how amazing i look, and also how amazing i smell (Invest into good perfumes guys, it helps, i recommend some basics that are not so expensive; Le male, 1 million, Issey Miyaki, each pleases different type of women but they all smell nice to all noses, issey miyaki is more formal though.)
GL, make those gains! they get you that attention you deserve!!
How do you guys get all these mires? I bench 3 plates and DL 500lbs and I have no experienced anything similar to any of those.
Am I just ugly?
give me nudes pls
Dude she’s leaving to go to another country fuck her. That’s the best possible situation you could ask for.
smassshhhhh
Shu habub, lebanese by any chance?
Got some mires too here in germany, now living in switzerland atm and they are even hungrier for some arab cock
>how to become a douchebag
>the post
the most clueless post ever posted desu
Bro, do you even know how she looks?
DO NOT FUCKIN EAT WHERE YOU EAT
Best case scenario: you bust your nut in a hottie
Worst case scenario: something goes wrong and get metoo'd, drama in the workplace
Shit*
>Be me, 18, sitting in my room shirtless
>Thicc aunt comes in without knocking to say hi (quite normal in my house)
>She says i've gained pecs and shoulders and lifting suits me well + touches them with her hands
>She gives that "i wanna suck your cock" look with her eyes
>When she leaves the house, fap furiously
Btw i often go swimming with her since she soes sports on a regular basis
>
why are we all like this ? :(
>roblox
lost