>user, you look slimmer
Does this count as a mire? Am I making it?
User, you look slimmer
>Thank you. That's a very kind thing to say.
who said it?
were you fat before hand? If so, then its more so a compliment
A girl at work. She’s like 30
I wasn’t fat fat before, more of a dad bod. Now I am muscular
>slimmer
Thats not a compliment, that was a mog.
You don't want attention from a 30 yo woman.
hard to say, definitely a compliment, but she could be miring too if she's into you
You were fat before.
>man I wish you were a girl user
>if I were gay I'd fuck you so hard
>any guy would be lucky to have you
I've gotten quite a few of these from straight friends, what do?
Can't really tell if I'm getting mired, since i don't think I'm visibly strong yet
>Contracted work for a large company, my team is 6 hours away so i work remote
>Been having friendly, but work related chats with a woman
>No idea how she really looks
>We finally meet
>She seems slightly flustered at meeting me, overly smiley and giggly
>She's probably about 32, I'm 27. But i can dig it
>Catch her looking at my arms and shoulders, even when I'm looking directly into her eyes while we talk.
>She comes to talk to me without anything work related to say
Can'tly tell if she's miring or just easily distracted. I don't get many mires. But she's really cute and thin. She wore a sun dress yesterday that made me feel fuzzy inside. It's a shame she's so far away. She left me her number on my way in in case i wasn't there by the time they left for lunch (I drove 6 hours to get there just before lunch). Don't know if she was dropping hints with that, but i texted her to let her know I'm available for work related questions any time.
I don't know what I'm doing but it seems cool so far. Only here for the week though
what ice cream is he eating
fuck them
a very Rich flavor
Ben and jerry's
that is super fucking gay lmfao
you should directly address that latent homosexuality with your dick in their ass (then swap positions)
>girl starts texting me about frozen yogurt.
>Be an awkward fuck and don't know how to converse over the phone well.
still counts as a conversation, we're gonna make it
Well I'm not a top but I wouldn't mind sucking their dicks
Not when it's from your grandma
t. Me
>not a single soul speaks to me still
What kind of straight guy says that? They want the d, give them the d.
hey bro how's it going
>user you look like a skeleton, stop losing weight, you're going to disappear
They're totally mirin'.
"It doesnt even count" he says as he holds back tears and lifts his spoon.
Post pixs
Fuck her she's asking for it