/britfeel/

cheeky 10pm lasagna edition

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Nth for having no friends and being extremely lonely.

stroking big fucky nonces

reposting because this is a new thread and I want to make sure people hear my question:

does /britfeel/ like Asian gfs? I had an Asian gf once and she was bloody lovely, so cute :)

Flints tones
It's the flints tones

The girl I fancy has an abysmal taste in clothing, lads

Reposting from last thread :/

List of towns that are disproportionately mentioned in britfeel
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Orpington
Scarborough
Shrewsbury
High Wycombe


Have I missed any out?

this but not lonely anymore

Nothing autistic about realising modern-sport for what is really is

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was sitting in the pub right lads and some granny over to me and sat on my lap "alright, sweetheart, giz a little lesson in lovin" she said and now i'm shagging her. just thought i should let you lads know incase the post quality goes down

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Azns are cute but I wouldn't want to trade in my white gf for an azn one desu

What happened to her, lad?

watch original chinese television. it's 2018.

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Bristol is mentioned a lot.

Post classic youtube videos from your youth

youtube.com/watch?v=aGve0gASO7I

is wakefield as big a deal in /britfeel/ as it is in /brit/? the lads go fucking mental for wakefield over there

Rochdale is big up there lad

Was considering mentioning although it is a large city

>Bristol is so shit they named a stool chart after it

Any incel man in? Too many normies in my thread.

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nope you're right
>posting about it again
THAT is one for the cringe collection however

Three Kingdoms lad? Quality TV show

Banbury back in the ebin era

North Shields.

jordy hammond is a grass

What about Belfast? Aye

Post the timmy news now or I'm shutting down this thread

Am I an incel if I've turned down girls due to nerves?

proper history for proper blokes

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Trip back on poleaboo

kek. Only partially true. the common man in ancient times was obsessed with sports too, plato goes on about how the average man looked up to athletes instead of thinkers

listening to Acid Bath on pornhub
what am I like

her visa ran out :/
we still talk but it's been so long now i don't think it'll ever work really

Jesus, forgot how unbearably cringey rsmv's were

>getting increasingly worried the hairdresser will fuck my hair up tomorrow

I like my current style I just want it tidying up and a bit off the fringe. If I explain what I want it should be okay

incels are cancer lad

Downloading all of Sharpe because I'm an easily influenced bellend

hep b gf?

I guess anxiety induced self sabotage might quality you

Not Poleaboo but it's only mentioned because of him and the paki rape gangs there

Tempted to get the blu rays
50 smackers tho

>girl from school is now 21 and a single mother to a black kid
fucking hell you can't make it up lads

nth for tearing out the still beating heart of your enemies in glory and honour of Quetzalcoatl

If you cringe at anonymous internet posts it says a lot about you

it's a good show. I hope you like history, gunfights, slags and swords

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Timothy James Byrne's neighbours. This has been a result of many hours of research.

Francesca Lawson, English teacher. High Wycombe Church of England Combined School

Owen Goodwin, head waiter, Bluegrass BBQ restaurant, High Wycombe.

George Buckley, Quality Engineer, 3D Systems Europe Ltd. High Wycombe

Ayesha Manoor, can't find job.

and how would you say you feel about that?
*stares wistfully into the distance*

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Fuck off and die freak. Website isnt your personal blog.

>has a nice day out in Oxford
>Gets tortured when he gets back home

Poor old Tim

Peckham too.

fucking hell lad you're wasting your autism super powers on this.

did you give her a good ol toothless face fucking/

I don't know what you're referencing so I'm going to say no
should I get checked?

what does /bortfeel/ think of /brit/s abuse of tim?
they sent him multiple letters, one including a crudely drawn pic of buzz lightyear saying "I cum in pies"

Why does he eat so much ice cream? Chance would be a fine thing.

Had 4 asian girlfriends. 1 Japanese, 3 Taiwanese.
They are nice, I think culturally they are better girlfriend material.
I usually treat them like shit though.
Like an user said last thread, having a gf doesn't sort your life out.

Football is an art by the way lads

hahahahahhahahahahhahhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

anyone want to form a pompadour gang with me?

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>im going to post to anonymous internet posters
>what, no? it's not ok that they have opinions to

I find having a gf really sorts my life out 2bh
I need someone to want to be good for, I don't really care enough about myself to exercise, eat properly, clean my room, study or anything
but when i have a gf i want to be the person they want so i do all those things

Peckham is the official /britfeel/ ends.

You should give the Uhtred of Bebbanburg series a read after Sharpe, lad. They made a series which is on Netflix too.

Ahaha, naaa mate. You got the wrong guy. I am

where the fuck
how did you even meet them?

They should be tortured on brit

>what does /bortfeel/ think of /brit/s abuse of tim?

Not funny. Except when they sent him a photo of poleaboo.

had a weird superintelligent deano mate who got a 85 on his dissertation writing about football as performance art

Ok but which one is the tosser that keeps harassing tim
I'm guessing george

That's Yanki. you lad.
alright lad i will, cheers. I really need to finish Three Kingdoms. I stopped watching around episode 35

just don't put a kid in one bro and you'll be fine :)

send them letters and demand they stop messing Tim about. NO MORE ELECTRONIC BEEPING

None of those people are the van guy in the flat above

I really want a cute hapa baby but i'm gonna keep slipping her abortion pills til I get a girl (not for noncey reasons just think half Asian lads have a hard time of it yaknow)

yes, the beautiful game

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im just saying... cringe is basically the response to a situation that you find uncomfortable/awkward/embarrassing because you look at it from the perspective of visualising yourself in the same situation

thats why you get socially anxious autists labelling normal human interaction as "cringe" all over the internet

Agreed on both. It wasn't just a picture, they told Tim that Poley was the dentist's assistant ffs

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So who is he?

Here's a little bit of info about Tim that most people don't know.

He buys incredibly expensive ice creams imported from America. As you can imagine the price of importing frozen stuff across the atlantic is a fortune, so they sell for as much as 30 quid a tub.

I agree 2bh
the last thing that guy needs is external confirmation that everyone's messing him about

we kick da ball we chase da ball
you kick da ball we chase da ball
footballs

Went to an institute of physics scholarship audition in London today lads. If I get it then I get
28k.

of course, it felt so good. Her name is margret and she wants to make us shagging a regular thing. She said i remind her of some bloke she used to shag during world war 2

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shouldn't be laffing at this ...

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hope it goes well mate, what will you spend the money on?

bet the plane will have to be a super sonic one to get it to him before it melts. bet that's not cheap

my boyfriend baught me monster hunters and i just tag along on quests as a cum dumpster fuck hole that recharges health and stamina when they cum in me or on my face, its a interesting game mechanic

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Lads I have been using my duvet as a cum rag for the last 6 months but it doesn't fit in the washing machine what do???

Sending him the photo of poley is funny because it's funny to send a random person a photo of poley.

But exploiting his mental delusions for cheap laughs is sick.

tilde at this point you must acknowledge you are worrying for no reason. you're not accomplishing anything by worrying so chill

Didn't know that detail, alright that's pretty funny.

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hand wash?

Nah it's a normal plane but it's sent in a refrigerated cargo container.

lololololo

what does it bf look like? does he have a beard?

>has a bf
Get the fuck out of my thread you freak

Are you furfags?

I'm actually a co-streamer to a quite popular GTA streamer on youtube
he makes me larp as a sexy woman and do all the busy work that is boring on stream e.g. fetch quests and stuff. Sometimes I put on a girly voice and ask him what he wants to do and call him boss/daddy
don't get paid or anything but I do like the roleplaying

how small is your washing machine lol

wont that just make it soaking wet

Just rub the cum into your skin instead. I do it everytime

not if you spin around really fast like they did in yonder year

Fair. For me it's not the same. I feel like i have cycles of normalcy and washing and wageying. Unrelated to women.
This is over six years. Jap I met in person at university, 3 taiwanese have just matched with on tinder and that innit.

>what will you spend the money on?
Living and saving up for a deposit on a flat so I
can get a foot on the property ladder.

its a double duvet arse face

Hang it up and let it dry u mong