What's your excuse for being single?

Was in a LTR up until about a year ago and do not feel like I could commit to anything at the moment. In college right now so life and any plans I make for the future can change in an instant. Had a couple of dates and one night stands, but nothing felt like
>her

That and depression are my excuses.

>excuse
I'm a robot. I'm not compatible with it and don't want to be. I only care about myself but do not want to interfere with anyone else's life.

like 3.5-3.9

mutilated dick, depression and the general hatred for all humans

>most arousing in that image is the anus and feet

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girls have always been repulsed by me.
Some act nice to me but when i ask them out they shrivel away and show their true thoughts about me.
I'll always be alone.
Is one moment of happiness too much for whole of my life?

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I'm average looking and cant bring myself to get intimate with a pleb normie I wouldn't have anything in common with

I think it's cuz I'm highly "autistic" especially on adderall meaning I will spend hours a day working on something such as studying mathematics

I am cometely isolated from the social world. I don't feel that I want to hang out with anybody unless it were 1 on 1 with a girl and it was a date.

Not going to watch some gay jewtube video fuck off.
I'm single because others don't want to do more than talk to me on a casual basis. Any attempt to move beyond that point reveals the person is in a serious relationship already. I have verified this was true in all possible instances. In the instances where that was not possible, it doesn't matter if it was true or not, it means no interest.

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Why would I buy the cow when I can download the milk for free?

Because milking your cow feels fucking nice

this aswell
originalio fuck this world

Dudes say that... But they seem a lot more stressed out trying to take care of her than when they're just single dudes jerkin it, is the sex really *that* great?

It's not just sex dawg. Imagine something devastating happens to you and there will be someone there for you when you need them. I felt pretty invincible falling asleep with her next to me. Sure they can be stressful from time to time, but so will be your child, your dog, your car or even your computer

>"how tall are you? 6'1? excellent. it's one of the main things that the ladies will ask for"
>What's your excuse for being single

I'm not 6'0+

I have no friends and no one likes me. Not and excuse, but it's the truth.

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I'm 6ft 6in and I've never been on a d*te

cuz i got a 7 inch little baby dick and girls aren't really fond of that

You're a dumb fuck

They don't know what your dick looks like until it's too late

>7 inch
>baby dick
what the fuck am i reading dot jay pee jee

But that's what mom and dads for.

Your the only dumb fuck here
Do you have a small dick and know what it's like? It's pretty hard to be confident when you have a small dick.

I'm fat but I've never eaten c*ke.

I'm skinny but I've never done e*ercise.

>never feel good enough
>feel ugly, low confidence
>shy
>people around me irl don't understand me

boohoo i wish i could off myself

I'm not retarded but I've never gotten an IQ score above 71.

I'm really bad at talking to women. I can't initiate or carry on conversations with people I don't already know or have mutual friends with. It sucks, man.

No excuse. I'm just a loser.

>disabled
>no friends
>live in public housing
>on welfare
>things not looking good

- Don't give a shit

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Was a bad person who treated people like shit online, now I've improved, am doing well in real life, but can only meet women who are engaged because of bad luck

That's life.

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just take acid if you live for "that moment"

youll want to die when it fades away though

Unironically pic related also I've never felt anything for a woman besides temporary arousal and I can take care of it by jacking off to anime porn.

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I swear to god there are women who appear interested, but everytime I ask them out I either get turned down. Or the date I go on was just a friendly hangout. Maybe Im not escalating fast enough,but I dont want to be some kind of rapist.
Inb4 memes
>did not act clingy
>acted confident
>shower, deodorant and cologne
>not a fat slob
>5 foot 9
>brush teeth, mouth wash and gum
>nice cloths
>the girl always laughs at what I say, but not because they are interested, but because I am a god of comedy.
>I drive my car
>I pay

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>5 foot 9
there ya go chief, the root of all your problems

>tfw 5'9 with 5'9 gf
feels fucking good bros

Oh well I guess theres always the killing myself meme.

I don't know... lemme think
>asexual
>clinically depressed
>asocial
I just don't care

I'm literally autistic, I keep getting into relationships with people online

Ironically enough I know lots of never met LDRs that progressed AND actually worked out and were long term,
And THEY were autistic like me and made it work

In that context I have no excuse, since never met LDRs are super hard to succeed and no one takes them seriously

Ah well, its fine, as I said I'm autistic, and because of that I sprout non-sense at times because of it