You think the majority of thots in the gym are into anal?

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God i hope so

Honestly unless it's just a mental thing the puss feels better

>t. been up a variety of poop shoots

my gf is a gym bunny, but she's not a thot. highly intelligent, low bodycount etc.

if i try to put it in her pooper her entire body clenches up with the force of a thousand suns. can't even get a pinkie slightly in.

Brap machine is best machine.

This. Anal is extremely overrated

Wrong

No it's not, it feels great.

Also huge psychological turn on.

agree with this user. anal in general feels better than pussy ever has to me

How so?

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Achuelly Based and redpilled.

not memeing but does it stink? Psychologically anal seems very appealing to me but I'm a clean freak, if I saw anything remotely resembling fecal residue I'd go soft instantly.

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a clean womans asshole just smells almost armpit with some extra good pheromone-y smell to it. fucking delicious.

Not the user you're replying to but just about every girl I've ever met is into choking and hair pulling. Most are not okay with a cock in their asshole

God I'm so lonely. Guys I'm 25 and haven't been in a serious relationship in years... It's killing me. No woman will ever love me. I can't even Tinder anymore. It just depresses me. I'm fucking old now. I am aging and all that will remain for me is fucking roasties. Call me a faggot or to take my shit to Jow Forums... whatever. I pray none of you know my pain. Hopefully you young lads will heed my advice: find a girl NOW and get in a long term relationship with her or marry her.

I feel used, old, nothing to offer... Fuck.

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Not its fucking not. You get to nut all you have without fear of preggo. And no you should absolutely fucking not believe a girl is taking her pills regulary.

As long as they clean beforehand (douching) there shouldn't be an issue. I smell the lube more than anything.

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You are not gonna find keepers on Tinder no matter what retards on internet tell you.

>if I saw anything remotely resembling fecal residue I'd go soft instantly.

You're saying that because you're not horny. When you're horny it stinks, but in the best possible way.

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Maybe giving anal.

pro tip: guys go to the gym to get big enough to attract women. Women go to the gym to get big enough to fight off men.

>that gif.
That's just being a dickhead

> Best place to put your dick is in their ego.
that literally made me think

poor pajeet

>Actually believing this

Nice troll 7/10 garanteed replies

I'm 23 and have never touched a girl on purpose

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>falling for the anal meme
>literally a perfectly designed hole a few inches away
>only tight for the first 2 or 3 inches
>literally smells like shit half the time unless there diet the past 2 days has been perfect and they just showered and cleaned

Sucks man. I'm a 37 year old boomer and have a hot 21 year old gf. Just jizzed in her an hour ago. Have cummed balls deep in her ass many times. I hope you manage to turn things around. Have you tried just being yourself?

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why would you ever have sex with a girl who didn't just clean her asshole

I sure hope so where else am I going to shove the barbell? Lol
How many spitroasted whores can you curl?

Even if she cleans it and it's completely spotless if she didn't just do an enema and hasn't watched her diet recently it will smell.

>literally smells like shit half the time unless there diet the past 2 days has been perfect and they just showered and cleaned
Contrary to what you see in porn, having anal sex is something that is planned in advance. If you're smelling shit with anal sex then your girl did a terrible job of cleaning herself.

as an ass eater this simply isn't true. stop fucking fat bitches who drink beer and eat hamburgers.

>if i try to put it in her pooper her entire body clenches up with the force of a thousand suns. can't even get a pinkie slightly in.
I know this feel

Both of you have literally never had anal sex

Yeah but
>If its clean, It will barely smell(less so than pussy)
>Its tighter than most pussy
>You can creampie It all you want
>It offers some variety

No. You just fuck dirty ass women lul

Pussy never ever smells if they aren't fucking disgusting and shower regularly. It's only tight for the opening then it becomes a very lose cavern. Also just fuck a girl on birth control, pussy is always better, it's literally designed to feel good.

Well i had, as long as you wash It enough you are good to go
The diet part is bullshit (haha) unless you mean something like gomad

The closest I got to anal was like just my head in her ass and she couldnt take any more it fucking sucks. I wanna do it so badly

My friend, if you treat yourself like you are the person you care about the most - you will not allow yourself to sleep late, to masturbate (too often and for too long), to skip work outs, et cetera. Love yourself, and others will too.

I don't know. I no longer think of that. I'm 41yo and never did it. My wife will never deliver her ass so....
I just go there for lifting thigs.

Uh, even if they shower, pussy will still smell eventually because of the vaginal lubrication, ass has no natural lubrication so once washed well, It will smell even less than pussy

It's literally the exact opposite. Ass is literally a shit factory and i've never had stinky pussy.

Anal is not worth it you are not missing out on anything.

t. Low libido boomer

Probably fuck your wife once a month

yea, that girl deserves raw anal.

Because they're broken individuals who think degradation is love. Basically, if a chick in even considering anal she's nit mentally healthy.

>25
>im aging
why dont you lurk moar faggot. mean age incredibly and the older you get while maintaining a healthy demeanor, the more attractive you become to women

>but she's not a thot
>Actually believing this
Nigga, if she breathes she's a thot. No exceptions

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>gym bunny
>low bodycount
thats bc it doesnt count if their not dating

can confirm being yourself works great

most girls are into slight hair pull/hand over neck. the girl that never tells you to stop pulling her hair no matter how hard you pull, or never makes you stop choking her even when she is turning red and about to pass out

>25
>old
I'm 27, unemployed, and never been in a relationship ever but I still lift and socialize and I'm happy with my life. Git gud my guy.

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oh please, she's just not letting you in there because then the jig will be up. her ass is looser than her pussy, guaranteed.

bullshit
I know it because im gay
I love rimming strangers from grindr
As long as yuo douche and not it for 2 hours beforehand its safe You can fist you can rim you can drink out of
Dont believe lies of straight men most of their minds are polluted by Jow Forums like echo chambers

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It sometimes does if you get some shit on your dick. Get yourself a girl who doesn't eat much and go to town when she's finished taking a shit. It'll mostly smell like sex

while ur here in this thread she sucking chad johnson dick

something tells me you don't follow the sticky properly

so every woman. nice.

Quality post

I had girlfriends that hated it and I had to manipulate them into doing it, it was a game and it was a lot of fun
Now my current girlfriend loves it and lets me in there whenever i want and it's not a game like before and isn't as pleasurable
We do save a solid amount of money on condoms though

>my gf is a gym bunny, but she's not a thot
Wew lad.

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I'm 35 and thinking about being in a relationship with a 21 year old sound awful. Though I guess if you're just degrading and fucking her that would be a ton of fun.

I want to fuck 18 year olds, I just don't want to have to interact with them in any other way.

Disagree, it feels fucking amazing.

Although I agree the psychology of it makes it so much hotter. But so what? Sex is all about psychology. Just ask anyone who can't get it up.

>without fear of preggo.
Says the marble cake baby

>butt bandit user here

I love fucking girls in the ass, if they give me a choice between vagene or butthole the vagene will not be touched 99% of the time

Not him, but you can't say pussy NEVER smells. It's not fucking chemically inert. It smells of pussy. That's not a bad thing, women smell amazing when you're horny. But you're only saying they literally do not smell at all to make a point, at which point nobody is inclined to listen to you.

Unironically yes
Why else would they do nothing but glute exercises?

And everyone is just making a stupid point saying ass is clean just because they shoved some water up there and wiped there ass properly. The harsh reality is anal is actually fucking disgusting, it's a literal shit hole. The only good thing about anal is it feels slightly different, psychologically it can be hot and it gives you a sense of power.

i dont like anal. My girlfriend and i tried experiencing it, feels like you're having sex with a rubber band in my experience. The anus clenches down pretty tightly... Uncomfortably tight the 2 times I've tried it. It's not for me. Also,the second time we did it the room smelled fucking shit and i had to puke in the bathroom.

>Jow Forums literally does but with jews/shills
I would laugh but there's no point in expecting Jow Forumslacks to be logically consistent or self-aware. If they were, they wouldn't be nazis

anal sex ruins your girl's butthole.
she will start smelling like shit in public because her ass is too loose
it also ruins the way it looks and you get shit on your dick
don't do anal lads

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With proper hygiene, anal IS doable. You can clean up just enough of the anal tract to do anal. As long as you don't go all the way to the parts that can't be cleaned, it's all good.

Just remember it is a novelty, not something to be seen as normal and frequent as vaginal sex, since it requires set up to not ruin the whole experience.

My gf will only do anal if I do anal. Like if I finger her butt she gets to finger mine, I fuck her ass she gets to put a dildo in mine etc. Is it worth it lads? Should I do it.

If you fuck a girl in the ass, it is sodomy and no different from fucking a man. Anal sex is degenerate

audibly keked

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Stuff your bible up your ass

The fuck dude is your dick the size of a febreeze bottle?

I think you just fuck dirty women lol.

Do it. But start crying the moment she puts it in.

But what if I like it? I also forgot to specify she said she wants to clone my dick and use my own dick to fuck me in the ass

If you really want to fuck that ass, why not, she will also play with your prostate wich feels nice
Don't know how the dildo will feel tho, never tried that

hahahahahaahha

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It’s not gay in that circumstance then

Shut the fuck up you kike faggot you've never even lifted a weight.